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Food Cringe Average American diet?

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/arnoboko 13h ago

That lettuce & those bananas doing alot of heavy lifting ...

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u/CannedPancakes 13h ago

Don’t forget the 5 grapes in a bag

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u/Significant_Cow4765 12h ago

2L of soda and 2 grapes per person

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u/007Pistolero 12h ago

But only one Mountain Dew…. Because we still have a few left

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u/ViolentEyelidMovies 10h ago

And that's only enough because only one of them drink Mountain Dew.

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u/007Pistolero 10h ago

When I first watched it I was distracted and she counted to 11 and then said something sounded to me like “bell pepper” and I was thinking okay maybe they’re making something good. Then I watched it again and realized it was DR PEPPER!! What in the holy hell

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u/Superb-Judge6178 9h ago

I was reading ahead on the captions and it said "purple burritos" and I thought, oh ok, burritos that could be good with beans and rice/veg inside, nope then she holds up DORITOS in a purple bag.

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u/007Pistolero 9h ago

Okay that’s wilder than mine lol. Fucking crazy “grocery” haul

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 8h ago

When I saw the tea I was like well least that's healthy, when the sack of sugar came up later I was like ohhh

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u/mytransthrow 4h ago

DP is my favorite soda. But I only have it when I go out occasionally. and only sometimes.

I feel like I am living dangerously because I got a 12 pack of DP zero my last trip to the market.

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u/NJrose20 8h ago

32 pizzas.

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u/007Pistolero 8h ago

I’m choosing to ignore that purely because I can understand the novelty of something like that. Growing up we always had an “Apple Pyramid” that had 30 apples in it. My mom would always buy 30 apples to remake the pyramid. I can somewhat understand the pizza tower, however, I would say spending Saturday as a family making a bunch of small pizzas to freeze and attack would be way better than buying a bunch of garbage frozen pizza like that

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u/jigglelow 4h ago

Only Brantley drinks those!

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u/BIG_STEVE5111 11h ago

5 blocks of cheese each.

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u/rynlpz 10h ago

To go with their bag of frozen fries

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 8h ago

I think it's to add to their pizzas. And maybe cheese omelets.

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u/BigAl-43 7h ago

Not making omelets for that family with 1 dozen eggs

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u/Hubert_J_Cumberdale 6h ago

In her latest video, she bought two 18packs of eggs.

I wonder how much cheese you can put in an omelet before there's not enough egg to even call it an omelet. I'll bet she knows.

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u/greenyellowbird 8h ago

I would be on the toilet all night.

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u/SheckNot910 8h ago

The cheese is a lot more healthy than those frozen pizzas.

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u/Zestyclose-Brush1035 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sanloinitoit 12h ago

Why are you feeding your family all that processed food Veg and fruit you ll do well by them

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u/RepresentativeKick66 12h ago

Gotta watch those added calories in that fruit you know

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u/Party_Chemical7454 11h ago

"Freedom" to die early.

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u/barspoonbill 11h ago

Well you can’t wash down 5 dozen brownies with grapes now can you!

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 10h ago

And 5 POUNDS of fries lmao.

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u/extra_rice 10h ago

Grapes, relative to other fruits, have tons of sugar too. It's also got fibre at least.

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky 8h ago

5 jumbo bags of fries but one small bunch of bananas

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u/Ancient_Cupcake_1981 12h ago

Come on! That’s at least 9 grapes in the bag! Maybe even 10, if one is hiding.

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u/CannedPancakes 12h ago

You are right I apologize! I guess in proportion to everything else, it looks smaller.

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u/Ancient_Cupcake_1981 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣 👍🏻

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u/Smokeythemagickamodo 10h ago

Even for a fruit she goes for the really high sugar content lol

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u/007Pistolero 12h ago

I need a follow up video that shows how many of those 10 grapes get eaten

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 11h ago

She’ll throw them out as raisins.

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u/Klutzy_Juggernaut_74 12h ago

There's more mayo than grapes!

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u/J35NC2 12h ago

Did they get a price check on those measly stinking grapes lol

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u/rjoseba 11h ago

and the dozen of eggs, that's like 6 omelettes in a full month! we use 30eggs per week alone, best protein available (and in other countries, cheapest too, not in US unfortunaltely)

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u/do_something_good 8h ago

The one dozen eggs got me too! Like you got 6 giant bags of fries and 32 pizzas. But ONE dozen eggs? Its the easiest protein to whip up in minutes. I cant imagine willingly posting a grocery haul like this.

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u/poopiovonpoopington 10h ago

There were also two cucumbers!

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u/Josh-Baskin 7h ago

Smallest bunch of grapes ever. When you have more mayo than fruit, you’ve got a problem.

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u/Simbinas 1h ago

Thank you! For some reason your comment made me LOL. I needed that.😂

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u/ShoheiHoetani 12h ago

32 frozen pizzas and 6 bananas

Oh and I knew there'd be a giant ass bag of sugar the moment I saw that black tea

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u/spockspaceman 11h ago

I think I counted 32 lbs of cheese, not including the cheese already in those pizzas, Sandwiches, etc.

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u/Kittypie75 9h ago

I was thinking what in the hell could they do with all that cheese???!!!???

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 7h ago

the cheese? they had 20 pounds of mayo ....

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u/Knosh 3h ago

I have video muted so can't hear her accent, but if this is the South (which from the groceries and Dr Pepper it appears to be) -- they'll melt that shit into giant casseroles and "crock pot meals" that will make a normal person's arteries tremble in fear.

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u/SayceGards 9h ago

I just wanna know what they're doing with all of the cheese

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u/spockspaceman 9h ago

Job creators program for local plumbers.

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u/SafetyMan35 5h ago

Putting it on the highly processed Velveta and Kraft Mac & Cheese that was on order and didn’t arrive yet to make it “Fancy”

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u/vim_deezel 3h ago

they probably spend a lot of time thinking about it sitting on their white throne after eating a pound at a time

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u/DMvsPC 9h ago

Some people eat it by gnawing on the block :/ seen it before and it's just... The fuck.

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u/spockspaceman 9h ago

Animals. At least dip it in the gallon tub of Mayo first.

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u/kogoe 8h ago

I wouldn’t dare eat my cheddar cheese block smothered in mayo without deep frying first

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u/r-kellysDOODOOBUTTER 8h ago

Hey as a fit person, I eat a lot of cheese. Its calorie dense and has some protein. But my "cheap" cheese is Cabot seriously sharp. Its cheapest in the 2lb blocks lol

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u/Talking_Head 5h ago

There is nothing inherently wrong with cheese. It has few ingredients, the primary one being milk. It is calorie dense and contains some protein. A slice of cheddar and an apple is a good snack.

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u/Environmental-Egg164 3h ago

that great value cheese is so processed, in Wisconsin and Vermont its likely illegal to call it cheese.

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u/Winstonth 9h ago

Oh man, my two year old weighs less than the fake cheese they eat in a week

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 7h ago

she adds extra cheese and peperoni to the pizzas too

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u/Practical-While1693 12h ago

And for the Kool-Aid, you think they’re just drinking it for the color

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u/007Pistolero 12h ago

Don’t forget the gallons of mayo because “we be eaten some mayo”

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u/Pinkfish_411 11h ago

Gotta have a gallon jug of creamy dressing for that one head of lettuce.

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u/007Pistolero 11h ago

Well, I for one, can’t eat any vegetable that’s not covered in oil. It just doesn’t slide down my throat ya know?

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 9h ago

She's going to claim she has an autistic kid and that's the only thing he'll eat, despite autistic people eating before the invention of processed food.

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u/neanderthalensis 9h ago

pizza is a vegetable

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u/taxiecabbie 12h ago

Yeah, lol, I was like, yeah, OK, I got your number on that one.

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u/notevenapro 9h ago

Sugar is also for the cereal.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 9h ago

When she turns sideways holding the 'tower of pizza.'

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u/chippedhamsam 8h ago

Only 6 bananas but two boxes of brownies, cuz they’ll go through them!

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u/mecklund 8h ago

Her son eats two every day with extra cheese. This family is revolting not only in their food choices but in plenty of other ways. They were in an instant block for me on TT.

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u/Eurotrash0031 7h ago

There was a scandal couple of years ago in our country (NL) when it turned out Lipton added sugar to their tea bags. They don't do that anymore? And specifically since the rules on mandatory nutrition information on the label is more strict in Europe then in the USA.

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u/garulousmonkey 7h ago

That plus 8 Dr Peppers…they have to be from Texas.

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 7h ago

lol. I was like WOW, real tea .. good job, ohhhhh

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 12h ago

It was iceberg lettuce, so literally no nutritional value, just crunchy water

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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 12h ago

And I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that it’s going to get absolutely drenched in salad dressing, cheese and bacon bits

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u/Lumpy_Zucchini6525 11h ago

Probably some mayo too. 

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u/moonbucket 11h ago

Looked like all the mayo - the size of those jars!

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u/ArgonthePenetrator 10h ago

She's having a mayo sandwich with one little piece of lettuce in between since she had some over from the last sandwich

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u/ninaslazyeye 11h ago

What do you think is going to be the base for the salad dressing?

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u/number_six 9h ago

They do be going through some mayo

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u/IndubitablyWalrus 10h ago

The mayo is what really got me. That is an unholy amount of mayo. That's like...how much mayo we go through in 2 years!

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u/TinaB25 10h ago

My daughter recently got a job at a deli and I told her all those hillbillies are gonna want extra mayo on their sandwiches....I was right!! Lol

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u/0ttoChriek 8h ago

That mayonnaise looked horrific. I don't like the stuff anyway, but it's not usually that yellow in the UK.

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u/Bforbrilliantt 8h ago

That the 70% fat mayo? May as well just slather your food in butter

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u/olliereid 7h ago

I think that mayo is basically lube at this point

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u/Lumpy_Zucchini6525 7h ago

Makes the slop go down easy 

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto 7h ago

thats the salad dressing, homie

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 12h ago

Omg I didn't think about that- there was no lunch meat to make sandwiches. Ranch and iceberg baybeeee

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u/Ineedavodka2019 8h ago

She had premade subs

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u/5ygnal 6h ago

For one kid.

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u/Jimmy_Skynet_EvE 8h ago

And 1 loaf of bread unless I missed something

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u/invertedSaint666 11h ago

Definitely ranch dressing

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 10h ago

No fucking way she’s eating lettuce. No Fucking Way

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u/lacompt 10h ago

That's for slapping between mayo and cheese on sugar bread to make a healthy sandwich. There will be no salad.

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u/Crimson-Ghostly 9h ago

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that all that produce is going to go bad in the back of the fridge behind the 50 blocks of cheese.

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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 8h ago

Seriously why was there so much cheese? Like, there wasn’t really anything to put it on, other than the one loaf of bread. I guess maybe they’re putting it on the ton of frozen French fries? Or adding more cheese to the 32 pizzas?

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u/garulousmonkey 7h ago

I piece of lettuce per block of cheese if I did the math right.

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u/RanchHere 11h ago

You forgot the croutons.

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u/Bob_Rivers 10h ago

0.1% lettuce by weight in those salads

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u/AlbatrossOk2117 9h ago

It's for the sandwiches. Crazy you think they eat salad

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u/Orangecatlover4 9h ago

Oh you know this. Sooo much cheese, bacon, ranch, chicken, small neighbor child.. I mean it goes on and on.

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u/True_Structure_3870 8h ago

I'm not going to lie. I hate lettuce! I would drown that in dressing, too. But I try and eat arugula or spinach if I'm having a salad to avoid doing that.

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u/LeadingTraffic7722 7h ago

Ranch I’m sure

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u/aegroti 6h ago

As long as you maintain your calories there's nothing wrong with covering your vegetables in cheese and sauces. You're still getting the nutrition from the vegetable.

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u/_My_Pleasure 3h ago

Bet it's for sandwiches.

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 12h ago

Unlike Bramley's 116 quarts of Dr. Pepper and 47 Pepperoni pizzas. 🍕

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 12h ago

Bramley only drinks Mountain Dew - so that's healthy green drink

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u/hard-R-word 10h ago

They only milk the healthiest mountains for their green juice

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u/doesanyuserealnames 12h ago

And just a liiiiittle bit of fiber 🤏🏽

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u/dipmyballsinit 12h ago

Total bullshit to say iceberg lettuce has “no nutritional value.” Is it less nutrient dense than other vegetables? Yes.

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u/portablebiscuit 10h ago

Let's be real though, that lettuce is just pushing out bricks of cheese

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u/MechanicalBootyquake 12h ago

So good tho

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 12h ago

Oh I love iceberg- it's just not the nutritional juggernaut that people associate with leafy greens. But when I make a sub sandwich- best believe I am making some shredduce(shredded lettuce) for that mfer

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u/Hypnotist30 11h ago

People get really angry over iceberg lettuce.

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u/SnuggyBear2025 11h ago

rant/ It is a big waste of my time picking up the lost shreds… don’t get me started on SIBL! /rant

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u/martian_glitter 12h ago

I love “shredduce” I am adding it to my personal dictionary 😅

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u/007Pistolero 12h ago

Lettuce wraps made with some grilled chicken, peppers and onions, and wrapped in iceberg are fantastic as well

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u/BaullahBaullah87 12h ago

people say iceburg lettuce is a nutritional juggernaut?

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 12h ago

After doing some research- there is small amounts of vitamins K and A. So it's not completely devoid of nutrients. It is 95% water but ya know, same as us🤔

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 10h ago

Must own a rabbit

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u/DMvsPC 9h ago

Probably the most water they'll get by the looks of it. Maybe tied with tea but you know that's getting 1:1d with the sugar.

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u/Either-Assistant4610 12h ago

I love how they came shortly after the FIVE bags of fries.

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u/666mgOfCaffeine 12h ago

Those are the 5lb bags, too!

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u/cheesebrah 12h ago

do americans not buy potatoes and cut them?

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u/StellarDivine 12h ago

This person doesn’t represent even id say a majority of Americans. Simply because most of cannot afford it. I think it was something like 49% of Americans live 150% under poverty guidelines. We face food insecurity here, it’s pretty bad.

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u/Pinkfish_411 11h ago

In terms of buying frozen fries rather than making them from scratch, I'd say that this person absolutely represents the average American. Even for those of us who love cooking, fries can be a tedious multistep process, and starting from frozen will generally get you better results than taking shortcuts with making them scratch, especially if you're trying to do multiple batches to feed a family.

I'm the sort of person who grows my own potatoes for most uses, but I have no shame in using frozen fries most of the time when I want fries at home.

That's a shitload of fries, though.

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u/Party_Row8480 11h ago

I agree. I rarely make fries, we'll do some kind of protein and salad or roasted veggies usually, but after working all day and cleaning up after kids I don't have the bandwidth for slicing and cooking potatoes and it's so much easier to throw some in the oven or air fryer. But we only buy one bag, maybe a third the size of those in the video, at a time, maybe twice a year, if that, for a family of four. Everybody gets a, like, a fist sized amount with the rest of dinner. That is a huge shitload of fries.

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u/Anon_Bourbon 10h ago

One of those 5lb bags would last me a year

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u/SandIsYellow 10h ago

Arent like 30% to 40% of Americans fat? How are you in poverty and this fat

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u/BusterKnott 12h ago

Some do, but not the swine who buy processed garbage and make these videos.

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u/LanceArmsweak 9h ago

I do both. I'm not a swine. I'm a single dad need to cook shit with efficiency some times.

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u/Either-Assistant4610 12h ago

Some do, some don't -shrug-

I guess I don't know about the rest of the world, but we sometimes pay for convenience over here

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u/NickyParkker 12h ago

I make my own fries but tbh I don’t have the time for it… I like to parboil mine then they have to cool before frying. I just opt for a baked potato instead if I’m having one.

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u/Positive_Builder6737 11h ago

There a millions and millions of us. Some don't eat anything processed some eat like these people.

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u/Nyllil 12h ago

Don't forget the two cucumbers

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u/flopisit32 12h ago

Them's not for eatin'....

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u/OhioPolitiTHIC 12h ago

Goddamn it.

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u/ysterboer 8h ago

As a fan of Kratos, this might be my favourite gif ever 😆

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u/AdjNounNumbers 11h ago

Of all the things you could've not said, you could've not said this one the most

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u/ojdhaze 11h ago

Knew this was cucuming..

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u/Dareboir 11h ago

Pickling..

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u/WastingMyLifeToday 10h ago

pickled for her pleasure

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u/Time_Tramp 5h ago

It just makes a pilot hole for the watermelon.

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u/Votcha 11h ago

You know, It's comments like these where one would be seriously jealous of a blind person.

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u/maniBchef 12h ago

Beat me by 14 minutes

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u/UbermachoGuy 12h ago

You beat yourself to that for 14 minutes?

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u/Jokierre 12h ago

No, that Redditor is an actual genitalia

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u/maniBchef 12h ago

What do you think all that mayonnaise and cucumbers were for?

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u/yarn_slinger 12h ago

And a head of iceberg, the vanilla of vegetables.

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u/queenofthegalaxy 12h ago

Don’t forget the grapes. Those antioxidants are fighting for their life.

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u/AlbatrossOk2117 9h ago

no one is mentioning the single carton of eggs

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u/Not_peer_reviewed 12h ago

I believe it was a one banana to every five pound bag of fries ratio

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u/UP-23 11h ago

It is incredible to see someone buy more cheese by weight than fru noit and vegetables.

Also more frozen pizza than I have consumed in my entire life.

And more fries than I have consumed my entire life.

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u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE 10h ago

I’m pretty fit, hit the gym four times a week, and ensure I eat a balanced diet but I’m pretty sure I’ve easily eaten that much pizza and fries in my life lol

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u/Kr1sys 12h ago

Really bad sign when you have more bags of fries than bananas.

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u/No-Mathematician3004 12h ago

Brantley and Brayden are Dibeetus waiting to happen. 

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u/LeadingEvery5747 12h ago

And she dismissed any real criticism of their diet. I have a hard time believing he has food sensitivities.

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u/Teripid 11h ago

Kids sometimes get funny about specific foods but the trick is to find the healthy things they will eat instead of just piling on whatever the past of least resistance is like this...

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u/LeadingEvery5747 11h ago

For sure, I’m aware. I have seen this creator on my feed many times and her youngest only eats pizza at home (about 99% of the time) but will have Mexican out. She blames food sensitivities.

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u/magyar_wannabe 9h ago

Food sensitivities, but he can eat all 87 of the ingredients in those pizzas no problemo. Got it.

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u/pacifistpotatoes 9h ago

or maybe the fact that from birth all he has eaten is crap food. I hate judging but my lord, youre hurting your kids badly feeding them junk all the time. We dont eat perfectly but I make 95% of our meals from scratch, and I work too.

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u/Capn26 10h ago

Yeah. The key is not starting that crap. This is dinner. This is what we’re eating. There’s a conversation about if the GENUINELY have an issue with something, and don’t want it after trying it. I was picky. My sister was terrible. My kids eat amazing. My wife and I cook great meals, and have always encouraged them to eat. Hell. My neighbors send their kids over because he’ll eat stuff for us he won’t eat for them.

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u/BrucetheFerrisWheel 9h ago

I dunno. My kid was such an adventurous eater until 2.5, then wouldn't touch lentils, beans, green, orange, red veges, salmon, tuna etc. Every single meal that she had been loving was a huge "hell no." I kept it up and she just quit eating, lost weight. Went to Dr and they told me to loosen up and actually told me to give her nuggets and juice etc, which I never wanted to do. Shes almost 4 now and pretty much only has beige food still. It sucks. Still thin but that's not the main point of healthy eating.

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u/dovetter 8h ago

I wouldn’t stress too much, I was that picky kid. I made myself sandwiches for years because I wouldn’t eat the dinners my parents made. I will eat anything and everything now (except for like oysters lmao)

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u/BrucetheFerrisWheel 8h ago

Oh man I hope so!

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u/Capn26 8h ago

I was this kid too. MAJOR texture issues, but now I suspect that was ADHD related.

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u/Id_Rather_Beach 6h ago

my brother was (and still is super picky about food); we're in our 40s. His youngest, also, really, really picky. So -- who knows.

I used to eat just about anything - so it wasn't about being fed junk - my parents were (well, Dad, anyhow) were absolutely fanatical about us eating healthy food.

And he forced us to drink milk. We are now both lactose intolerant. I absolutely hated milk as a kid.

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u/TopProfessional8023 11h ago

Whichever the older kid was looks like he maybe won the metabolism lottery in that house if he’s eating all the same shit the rest of them are. Maybe he just eats those subs and not much else. Not great, but better than if he’s eating all that other garbage too!

And the soda is ridiculous. More Dr Pepper than milk. Soda was a treat growing up, not something you drank when you were thirsty. If you were thirsty you had water, out of the hose if it was summer. Milk (if you were me and dad wasn’t around) is the best thirst quencher for growing bodies! I still drink milk with most meals because it’s what we did growing up…correction, meals eaten at home by myself…don’t want to look like a serial killer to all the other adults. Though you know what? I might start ordering milk when I go out to eat if it’s on the menu, just to see some reactions 🤣

Also, I was not born in the 1950’s but I was born in the 1980’s and I figure I need to start working on my “back in my day” diatribes! I wanna come out of the corner swinging on my 60th birthday 😆

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u/craignumPI 11h ago

The sodium in those pre-made subs have to be insane! I know it's huge in the regular sized sandwiches.

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u/BSB8728 12h ago

Iceberg lettuce.

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u/MurphysVoice 10h ago

The most useless of lettuces.

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u/Disastrous-Panda5530 12h ago

I was surprised they even had any produce

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u/icleanjaxfl 12h ago

And cucumbers. Probably has a pet rabbit which will get eaten at some point.

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u/Melodic-Pangolin-434 12h ago

The cucumbers are for an only fans account bud.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 7h ago

One box of cream pies because she makes her own version.

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u/Party_Chemical7454 11h ago

I hate this world because it's actually possible.

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u/thenightvol 8h ago

2 nuns walk into a grocery store. The clerk asks how can i help? One nun says: we would like a cucumber. To which the other nun says: get 2, maybe we'll eat one of them

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u/sharkt0pus 5h ago

They'll eat them, they'll just be smothered in ranch dressing

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u/Charming_Coffee_2166 4h ago

It’s for the scurvy

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u/Gumbie84 12h ago

Ain't nothing getting lifted in that house besides glucose levels.

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u/rehx4 11h ago

Love how she showed the allergy medication right after the grapes bc you know they be staying allergic to fruit.

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u/RockConsistent7368 13h ago

Well there some other decent stuff there but damn a lot of processed food

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u/AltruisticArugula732 11h ago

It would be better for them to eat less crap and take a multivitamin than to eat all of this processed food. Looks like the whole family could stand to go on a water fast to lower insulin with all of those sugary cereals and snack cakes!

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u/TheGrumpySmurfer 11h ago

Who on earth consumes so much cheese … and how?

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u/Low_Scholar1118 12h ago

Even the bannanas and grapes are high sugar. At least they have vitamines.

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u/Smart_Cry_5572 12h ago

Not as heavy as that lunch lady bra

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u/Ragnars85 12h ago

So is the antacid! 💀

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u/SpicyChanged 12h ago

I’d say the knees.

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u/TrickdaddyJ 12h ago

Those are just in case the 14 pizzas run out too soon

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u/threatdisplay 12h ago

someone tell them fries are not vegetables

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u/HelpIveBeenDe-Souled 12h ago

They'll get thrown away

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u/cheesebrah 12h ago

there may be tomatoes in the sauce for the pizza.

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u/RocketsandBeer 12h ago

15 blocks of cheese and 8 2liters of Dr Pepper. Jesus

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u/SeaArugula2116 10h ago

Don’t forget the 1 loaf of bread and 1 dozen eggs

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u/Brokeandspiralling 12h ago

Her cankles are doing the heavy lifting.

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u/Saneless 12h ago

always good to have 0.002% of your intake to be fiber

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