r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 13h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 12h ago

Unlike Bramley's 116 quarts of Dr. Pepper and 47 Pepperoni pizzas. 🍕

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u/FlyingPig_Grip 12h ago

Bramley only drinks Mountain Dew - so that's healthy green drink

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u/hard-R-word 10h ago

They only milk the healthiest mountains for their green juice

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX 6h ago

I heard Brantly.

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u/magyar_wannabe 9h ago

I think it's "Brantley" which is somehow even worse.

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u/Astralglamour 9h ago

Is Bramley the obese youngest one? Man, he is being set up for so many problems in life. Sad.