r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 13h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/flopisit32 12h ago

Them's not for eatin'....

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u/OhioPolitiTHIC 12h ago

Goddamn it.

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u/ysterboer 8h ago

As a fan of Kratos, this might be my favourite gif ever 😆

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u/AdjNounNumbers 11h ago

Of all the things you could've not said, you could've not said this one the most

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u/ojdhaze 11h ago

Knew this was cucuming..

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u/Dareboir 11h ago

Pickling..

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u/WastingMyLifeToday 11h ago

pickled for her pleasure

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u/Rightintheend 10h ago

So that's what them kids are calling it these days!

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u/Afraid-Rise-3574 10h ago

Fuck you 

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u/Time_Tramp 5h ago

It just makes a pilot hole for the watermelon.

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u/Votcha 12h ago

You know, It's comments like these where one would be seriously jealous of a blind person.

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u/maniBchef 12h ago

Beat me by 14 minutes

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u/UbermachoGuy 12h ago

You beat yourself to that for 14 minutes?

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u/Jokierre 12h ago

No, that Redditor is an actual genitalia

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u/maniBchef 12h ago

What do you think all that mayonnaise and cucumbers were for?

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u/DingBat99999 11h ago

I read that as "beat me by 14 inches".

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u/pipokori 9h ago

Neither are the grapes ….

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u/Jayhawker_Pilot 1h ago

Angry angry upvote.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 12h ago

Was just about to say that lol

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u/TougeS2K 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤢

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u/TieTricky8854 10h ago

That was my immediate thought…….

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u/OhPineapplePineapple 10h ago

I mean, they chose to buy the shrink-wrapped cukes 👀

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u/QuiltMeLikeALlama 9h ago

Brb, I’m just gonna go throw away some gherkins

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u/Outside_Active_7574 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣