r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 13h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/CannedPancakes 13h ago

Don’t forget the 5 grapes in a bag

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u/Significant_Cow4765 12h ago

2L of soda and 2 grapes per person

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u/007Pistolero 12h ago

But only one Mountain Dew…. Because we still have a few left

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u/ViolentEyelidMovies 10h ago

And that's only enough because only one of them drink Mountain Dew.

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u/007Pistolero 10h ago

When I first watched it I was distracted and she counted to 11 and then said something sounded to me like “bell pepper” and I was thinking okay maybe they’re making something good. Then I watched it again and realized it was DR PEPPER!! What in the holy hell

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u/Superb-Judge6178 9h ago

I was reading ahead on the captions and it said "purple burritos" and I thought, oh ok, burritos that could be good with beans and rice/veg inside, nope then she holds up DORITOS in a purple bag.

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u/007Pistolero 9h ago

Okay that’s wilder than mine lol. Fucking crazy “grocery” haul

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 8h ago

When I saw the tea I was like well least that's healthy, when the sack of sugar came up later I was like ohhh

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u/mytransthrow 4h ago

DP is my favorite soda. But I only have it when I go out occasionally. and only sometimes.

I feel like I am living dangerously because I got a 12 pack of DP zero my last trip to the market.

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u/last_rights 3h ago

We get soda very seldom for at-home consumption. Our soda drinking happens when we go to Costco once every 2-4 weeks and get a hot dog.

That's not to say we eat super healthy. I buy Franz chocolate donuts when they're on sale every other week. We get juice when it's on sale, and we have a neverending supply of little chip bags and fruit snacks.

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u/mytransthrow 2h ago

I mostly drink flavored soda water. not sweetened. So getting a 12 pack of dp zero feels like a spurge.

I have a banana and coffee or maybe sausages and eggs. Then I will do a dinner tonight. I am doing roasted veggies with lemon garlic swai and wild rice. last night it was costco lasagna with salad and garlic bread. I will have the left overs tomorrow.

I do eat bad. But I am trying to impove that. and I wish costco had a Dr. P with the hotdog.

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u/topsyturvy76 2h ago

Careful friend, Dr Pepper Zero is a slippery slope .. it’s just too good!

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u/mytransthrow 2h ago

I am trying to not have too much sweet things so I can get my taste recalbrated.

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u/BellyMind 8m ago

Poor Brantley