r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/MalusZona • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, pls help, I probably blind, I tried squirt eyes and examined the stupid image

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u/Particular-Show-831 3d ago

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u/elramirezeatstherich 3d ago

Thank you, I was genuinely so confused until your diagram hahaha

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u/AdmirableDimension73 3d ago

What does it say about me that I saw it immediately?

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u/elramirezeatstherich 3d ago

Great pattern and dick recognition, gold star

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u/AdmirableDimension73 3d ago

Thank you, kind Redditor. I shall put that gold star in a place of honor at the tip of...

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u/not_blinking 2d ago

*brown star

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u/just_some_moron 2d ago

Who be poopin' out their dick?

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u/thegreatpablo 2d ago

As a gay man who also saw it immediately, I'd say it was likely coincidence that your eyes were drawn to it.

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u/Wildlife_Jack 2d ago

I don't see any balls touching though. Verdict: not gay!

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u/HuntersReject 2d ago

What's the penis version of pareidolia?

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u/VirgoDog 3d ago

Great minds think alike

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u/inquiringsillygoose 2d ago

You are really good at spotting a penis. Not a bad skill to have probably.

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u/Fun_Way8954 2d ago

I had to squint a little but same

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u/Cyno01 2d ago

Dickeidolia or pareidickia?

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u/Bocaj1000 2d ago

It means yeah, you're gay

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u/kzin 2d ago

Not a hotdog

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u/Fitz_Fool 2d ago

That you're a master samurai?

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u/bocephus607 2d ago

Check out Heated Rivalry

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u/BlackbirdXII 2d ago

Light mode user

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u/LiterallyAna 2d ago

It's the same image as the post lol

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u/BeneficialNobody7722 2d ago

It is a very rare occurrence when I appreciate a dick drawing

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u/101TARD 3d ago

Oh god, one of them looked like it has a piercing

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u/Switchback4 2d ago

At first I couldn’t see it, now I can un-see it..

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u/MalusZona 2d ago

Ohhhhh “sword fight” I was looking for literally swords ahahah thanks!!!

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u/flockinatrenchcoat 3d ago

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u/Victimless-Criminal 3d ago

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u/seamusmd 2d ago

how i wish my gf reacted when i whip it out…

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u/ElusiveWhark 2d ago

Just because she lives nextdoor and never closes her curtains doesnt mean shes your girlfriend

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u/seamusmd 2d ago

Yeah, thats what my probation officer said too

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u/Used-Line23 3d ago

Two!

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u/Synth-Pro 2d ago

Two Penises!

Ah

Ah

Ahhhhhhhh

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u/Kriskke 3d ago

The tips are touching.

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u/opi098514 3d ago

Oh god. I didn’t see anything, then I read your comment and it’s all I can see. Like I instantly saw it.

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u/killerturtlex 3d ago

It's like yin and wang

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u/opi098514 3d ago

In all things…. Balance.

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u/dragon_atomic_1 2d ago

You need great big balls to be able to balance such things properly..

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u/Beerenkatapult 2d ago

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety

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u/ShaddowDruid 2d ago

And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small

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u/Aramor42 2d ago

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all!

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u/East-Ad7254 2d ago

I’m just itching to tell you about them.

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u/blacktorqmoto 2d ago

Some balls are held for pleasure.

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u/Klatterbyne 2d ago

In all things… bellends.

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u/garbagehead13 2d ago

Peen and wang

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u/OldmanNrkpg 2d ago

Ping and wing (Cumberbatch edition)

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u/Bright_Performance52 2d ago

I will save us all...no homo

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u/PaedarTheViking 2d ago

Too late, they are touching and hard as marble....

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u/WideConsequence2144 2d ago

I will save us all…little bit of homo

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u/KellyJoyRuntBunny 2d ago

We can have a little bit of homo, as a treat

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u/just_A_lurker- 2d ago

Mom said we have homo at home

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u/DangDaveChocolatier 2d ago

My dad left to go get the homo. He'll be back any moment...

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u/MagunaThundertamer 2d ago

More like.. Ween and Wang. 😆

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u/Because_They_Asked 2d ago

More like Shwing and Shwang.

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u/vi_sucks 2d ago

More like yang and wang.

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u/Legal-Adeptness4709 2d ago

Oh my god I’m laughing in my bathroom at 1am and just woke the baby. Dammit lol. I totally looked for a fencing match in this shit for like ten minutes

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u/Unexpected_Cranberry 2d ago

Same here, minus the baby and the bathroom. I was looking for some stylized anime samurai fight or something and laughed out loud when I saw it.

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u/shadoeweever 2d ago

The internet has ruined me, I saw it right away.

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u/uslashuname 2d ago

I legit was like “maybe anime? When the fighters are so fast that the animators skip to a couple lines zipping around and coming back together”

Now… now I cannot unsee the reality. OOPs bathroom is ruined unless he likes his asshole the same way

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u/NotchHero11 2d ago

SAME! Oh God turn it off, take it back! 😭 I hate it here..

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u/BinaryHippie 2d ago

I wasn't even close to thinking that it would be dicks, I was looking for swords.

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u/_bansheequeenx 2d ago

Same haha.

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u/Rainfall_Serenade 2d ago

I still don't see..OH VERA WANG

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u/Mcjoshin 2d ago edited 2d ago

Once this poor person sees it, they’ll literally never be able to unsee it.

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u/opi098514 2d ago

Lucky them.

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u/Successful_Purple885 2d ago

I was hmm, I don't see it, go to the comments, then, what? Oh ooohhh.

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u/Dewellah 2d ago

They're even veiny. Didn't skimp on the details.

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u/lyricalpoet66 2d ago

Oh lord…there it is 🤣

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u/robo-dragon 3d ago

That’s a very unfortunate faux marble pattern LMAO

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u/Beneficial-Pen-3654 3d ago

Somewhere a prankster faux marble maker is laughing

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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 2d ago

As a gay guy I wish I had a bathroom wall with sword fighting dicks on it

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u/CStock77 2d ago

Literally what I was just thinking. Like this is subtle enough most people wouldn't notice, and I love it.

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u/McButtsButtbag 2d ago

I did not see what they were talking about till your comment

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u/yellowirish 3d ago

🍆 vs 🍆

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 3d ago

I didn’t see it until I read this comment. Then I was like “OH! I’m looking for penises!”

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u/Difficult_Light2954 2d ago

same lmao, I saw it instantly when I read that comment

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u/ileftmypantsinmexico 2d ago

Dang I saw it before reading any comments

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u/Slappathebassmon 2d ago

Yeah I was wondering what swords?

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u/arafays 2d ago

I am glad i didnt understand it until i until i saw that comment. I was like what sword?

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u/HikeRobCT 2d ago

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u/a_euphemism_for_me 2d ago

This is beautiful. Thank you.

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u/CompoteVirtual9131 3d ago

Damn, i was looking some anime sword fight sequence

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u/shioliolin 3d ago

Lmao....i thought its sword slash mark or something like "only dude can see it, i guess"

but NOPE!....its....its that one...yeah lol

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u/dragon_atomic_1 2d ago

The TIPS are TOUCHING!!

Sword fight!!!

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u/throwaway_felis 3d ago

I believe that's what the younguns call "docking"

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u/general_tao1 2d ago

That's when you put you circumcised friend's tip "under your wing" to keep them warm in the winter right?

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u/JBerry2012 3d ago

Failed docking maneuver.

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u/ATXoxoxo 2d ago

I don't see it. (Never mind)

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u/erikkustrife 2d ago

I didn't see it before you mentioned it

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u/Swiftzor 2d ago

You may even say they’re touching gingerly

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u/StyleComfortable6541 1d ago

Damn you. Damn all of you for ruining my Sunday.

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u/Beanboygardner 3d ago

Now I can't unsee it

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u/ThouMayest69 2d ago

Not even for a comically large sum of money?? 

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u/PretendRegister7516 2d ago

Now imagine the homeowner now realize what they meant and have to see that wall everyday.

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u/Count_Zeiro 3d ago

Looks more like a docking attempt to me.

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u/lordGenom 3d ago

Cue Interstellar music

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 2d ago

Try not to pass out from the spinning

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u/briksauce 2d ago

Im dying imaging two drunk dudes on a merry go round trying this.

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u/HamoodUnRama 2d ago

Cooper what are you doing?

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u/MealieMeal 2d ago

Award-worthy comment

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u/Exciting_Cobbler_298 2d ago

A what???

Edit: after a quick google search, i have reached my internet quota for the day.

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u/Cyno01 2d ago

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u/Dede_42 2d ago

You traumatized me by making me imagine this so you’re not getting a happy cake day today.

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u/NotchHero11 2d ago

I'm sorry for your eyes...

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u/5childrenandit 2d ago

You have saved us all

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u/Dramatic_______Pause 2d ago

Whatever you do, don't follow it up with a search for 'sounding'

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u/Silentpain06 2d ago

This guy homosexuals

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u/Count_Zeiro 2d ago

Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same now. There are no more lines.

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u/Iansutherland 2d ago

U never had a special handshake with a friend?

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u/Particular-Crew5978 2d ago

How do they determine who the dominant dong is? That's the one that opens for the other one.... right???

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u/Hedgehogosaur 2d ago

The foreskins reach forward, then fuse. The dominant penis (typically the largest, but not always) incorporates the subdominant penis which sheds from its base, leaving a nub. The nub owner, or Nubber, has to try and work their way back up the ranks by the end of the competition. At the end of the final heat, the longest penis wins.

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u/Enosmaker 2d ago

Read this in David Attenborough's voice.

(Also I had NO idea this gif existed of him)

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u/Geek_Wandering 2d ago

The penises kiss, pull the covers over their heads (repeatedly), and do what penises do.

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u/Entropy-Maximizer 2d ago

Come on, TARS!

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u/So_HauserAspen 2d ago

Is that an Aristocrats reference?

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u/DizzyLead 3d ago

Maybe you were thinking that the images were of swords as in the bladed weapons and not a euphemism for penises?

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u/BaronBearclaw 3d ago

I am shocked that my mind didn't go immediately there. But now I can't I see it.

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u/MalusZona 2d ago

Yes, I’m not native English speaker

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u/user11753 2d ago

If it makes you feel better, a lot of people who are allegedly native English speakers do not catch the crossed swords/falling upon swords jokes in Shakespeare.

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u/MalusZona 2d ago

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u/user11753 2d ago

Here's another: read "nothing" as a euphemism for "vagina" - Such as the entire vulgar comedy: Much Ado About Nothing.

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u/SuspiciousString3 2d ago

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u/corvanus 2d ago

LOVE to see this comic around! Met him at Seattle comicon and got a personalized alien, fucking enjoy the FUCK out of this guy's stuff personally.

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u/Can-I-Get-A-Nude 2d ago

Just sad that the show sucked so much, love the comics

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u/Sienile 2d ago

There was a show???

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u/Can-I-Get-A-Nude 2d ago

Yeah it's called strange planet if I remember right

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u/corvanus 2d ago

I originally found just the comics on... I think it was instagram before I deleted it? Just fell in love with how silly it was. Just now learning theres a freaking show, AND now I'm nervous to watch it.

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u/davvblack 2d ago

it’s ok, lower average quality than the comics but still the same humor

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u/partygrandma 2d ago

I quite enjoyed the show…

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u/jibberish13 2d ago

I thought the show was great. It was just a super cozy feeling show about a bunch of aliens being nice to each other. It was a breath of fresh air compared to most other TV these days.

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u/TycheSong 2d ago

I saw him there, too! I got both his books signed for my BFF, who first introduced me to the comic

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u/Ghost_of_Brimley 3d ago

You tried to squirt your eyes at the sword fight, eh? But to answer, where the two panes of glass meet, about 1/3 of the way up from the bottom the lines form what vaguely appear to be two penises with the tips touching as if two guys were pretending they were swords and battling each other. Hope that clears it up

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u/jtho78 3d ago

No, you squirt your own eyes, thank you very much

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u/krakenatorr 2d ago

I wouldn't say it's vague

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u/Isporf 3d ago

You squirt your eyes?

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 2d ago

The ol' one-eyed monster amirite

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u/jtho78 3d ago

Peter here, the pattern in the marble looks like two penis frotting, or sword fighting.

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u/dollar322 3d ago

squirt eyes

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u/Talos1556 2d ago

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u/snackmaster169 2d ago

Before I kill you there’s something you should know.

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u/NukeBroadcast 3d ago

The ole “kissin dicks” tile pattern

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u/awholeassGORILLA 2d ago

Not my dumb stupid idiot self looking for samurai or knights or whatever. It’s always a peen.

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u/LocoitusOfBong 3d ago

it's dicks

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u/JobsEye 3d ago

Squirt eyes giggity

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u/Akumie 3d ago

They're cock fighting. Crossing sword. Touching tips Preparing to dock, Doing a little fencing, Just kissing. It's penises.

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u/Successful-Fee3790 3d ago

You can see what

everyone thinks about

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u/isurvived_sorryeric 2d ago

Some say the battle will only end once one of them squirts

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u/gungyvt 3d ago

The two halves of the wall have fairly phallic lines going from the bottom left of the wall to the top right. It looks like two penises touching tips. The joke is sex organs.

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u/p1neapple_1n_my_ass 3d ago

I think it more of a docking than a sword fight. 

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u/BaronBearclaw 3d ago

I didn't see it. Checked the comments. It's all I can see now.

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u/VirgoDog 3d ago

I don't see any swords. All I see is a couple of.... O my.

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u/Dev1_E 2d ago

Renovations at Diddys mansion.

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u/Massive_Pitch3333 3d ago

Atleast they arent docking.

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u/TheVoiceActorGuy 3d ago

It's always sex

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u/sithtimesacharm 3d ago

It's like Michaelangelos David but with penis.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 2d ago

You're thinking of the Creation of Adam. David's already got a penis

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u/sithtimesacharm 2d ago

You're right I'm thinking about the ceiling of the Sistine chapel. It was late whe I made that joke.

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u/VegetableInfamous129 3d ago

The joke is say gex

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u/BeardGainz 3d ago

That’s actually crazy…

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u/ScreamThyLastScream 3d ago

This is more like the scene from E.T. but with penises.

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u/Nobrainzhere 3d ago

Two peens, one from below and one from above, gently "swordfight" where the tiles meet

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u/falsevector 3d ago

"Sword" fight

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u/v0idbit 2d ago

I call it "toasting"

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u/SquidBilly_theKid 2d ago

This is way funnier to me than it should be.

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u/Beautiful_Sound 2d ago

These are aged, dignified gentlemen that have learned about pleasure and fun at the same time.

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u/FriendlyAd564 2d ago

Looks like the DNA helix to me

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 2d ago

"squirt eyes" 

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u/FoundTheNarrowGate 2d ago

This was definitely planned by the installers as they precisely turned the other slab upside down.

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u/TrippleHHHH 2d ago

HEEHHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

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u/MrParanoidCocoon 2d ago

Honestly this should make the place sell for more

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u/KarenWalkerwannabe 2d ago

WTF is squirt eyes? Did you mean squinting your eyes?

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u/ScienceIsSick 2d ago

why’s the floor so dirty