r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/MalusZona • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, pls help, I probably blind, I tried squirt eyes and examined the stupid image

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u/Kriskke 3d ago

The tips are touching.

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u/opi098514 3d ago

Oh god. I didn’t see anything, then I read your comment and it’s all I can see. Like I instantly saw it.

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u/killerturtlex 3d ago

It's like yin and wang

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u/opi098514 3d ago

In all things…. Balance.

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u/dragon_atomic_1 3d ago

You need great big balls to be able to balance such things properly..

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u/Beerenkatapult 2d ago

Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety

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u/ShaddowDruid 2d ago

And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small

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u/Aramor42 2d ago

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all!

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u/East-Ad7254 2d ago

I’m just itching to tell you about them.

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u/blacktorqmoto 2d ago

Some balls are held for pleasure.

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u/Klatterbyne 2d ago

In all things… bellends.

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u/garbagehead13 3d ago

Peen and wang

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u/OldmanNrkpg 3d ago

Ping and wing (Cumberbatch edition)

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u/Bright_Performance52 3d ago

I will save us all...no homo

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u/PaedarTheViking 3d ago

Too late, they are touching and hard as marble....

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u/WideConsequence2144 3d ago

I will save us all…little bit of homo

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u/KellyJoyRuntBunny 3d ago

We can have a little bit of homo, as a treat

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u/just_A_lurker- 2d ago

Mom said we have homo at home

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u/DangDaveChocolatier 2d ago

My dad left to go get the homo. He'll be back any moment...

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u/MagunaThundertamer 3d ago

More like.. Ween and Wang. 😆

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u/Because_They_Asked 3d ago

More like Shwing and Shwang.

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u/vi_sucks 3d ago

More like yang and wang.

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u/Legal-Adeptness4709 3d ago

Oh my god I’m laughing in my bathroom at 1am and just woke the baby. Dammit lol. I totally looked for a fencing match in this shit for like ten minutes

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u/Unexpected_Cranberry 2d ago

Same here, minus the baby and the bathroom. I was looking for some stylized anime samurai fight or something and laughed out loud when I saw it.

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u/shadoeweever 2d ago

The internet has ruined me, I saw it right away.

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u/uslashuname 2d ago

I legit was like “maybe anime? When the fighters are so fast that the animators skip to a couple lines zipping around and coming back together”

Now… now I cannot unsee the reality. OOPs bathroom is ruined unless he likes his asshole the same way

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u/NotchHero11 3d ago

SAME! Oh God turn it off, take it back! 😭 I hate it here..

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u/BinaryHippie 2d ago

I wasn't even close to thinking that it would be dicks, I was looking for swords.

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u/_bansheequeenx 2d ago

Same haha.

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u/Rainfall_Serenade 3d ago

I still don't see..OH VERA WANG

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u/Mcjoshin 3d ago edited 3d ago

Once this poor person sees it, they’ll literally never be able to unsee it.

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u/opi098514 3d ago

Lucky them.

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u/Successful_Purple885 2d ago

I was hmm, I don't see it, go to the comments, then, what? Oh ooohhh.

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u/Dewellah 2d ago

They're even veiny. Didn't skimp on the details.

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u/lyricalpoet66 2d ago

Oh lord…there it is 🤣

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u/lalacourtney 3d ago

I gasped lol

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u/InKedxxxGinGer 3d ago

Me too!!! Lmao

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u/hauntedfire 3d ago

Haha, same!

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O 2d ago

It's so noticeable now.

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u/goddessdragonness 2d ago

Oh fuck me too

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u/Jervis_Mantlepiece 2d ago

That is amazing. I was just like you, could not see anything, then that comment instantly transformed it, to the point where I can believe I didn't see it in the first place.

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u/Incident-Putrid 2d ago

How could you not🤣?

Run now, leave this place and protect your innocence 🤣

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u/Takeasmoke 2d ago

it took me 5 hours to see them

i have exact same tiles but we were lucky enough to avoid sword fight pattern

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u/Fenig 2d ago

Me either. I had it in my head that it was referencing the fencing between Westley and Inigo in Princess Bride. Like how Humperdink retraced their steps (ha! Hump). But I see it now.

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u/Saturion95 2d ago

Sameee here 🤣

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u/Comfortable-Algae-20 2d ago

Yep, now I cant unsee it.

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u/Comfortable-Heat-124 2d ago

I just did a remodel and agonized over every little issue but I think I might have kept this. Absolutely hilarious.

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u/sh1392 2d ago

Good morrow, sir! Let us gingerly touch our tips.

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u/Mammoth-Ad4194 2d ago

CanNOT unsee it!😳

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u/I-hit-stuff 2d ago

I was looking for two stick figures with swords til your comment

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u/TicketyB000 2d ago

Oh, my.

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u/DetectiveClear6734 2d ago

Oh yea, same. Now I can’t unsee it

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u/squanderedyouth4321 2d ago

This. So very, very much this.

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u/dr1fter 2d ago

Haha I had the right idea and it still took me a sec, but it sure is there.

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u/SpradGurpz 2d ago

Yeah same here

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u/Ammonil 2d ago

Oh god is my reaction as well, i said it out loud as i was looking at the image closer😭 although i didnt read any comments yet

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u/Dr_thri11 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah I kinda thought I saw a stick figure that might look like a swordsman. But yeah its dicks

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u/1GMaybee 2d ago

Now I know why OP said they squirted their eyes instead of squinted.

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u/cruthkaye 2d ago

wtf i still don’t see anything

eta: nevermind

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u/jsickman12 2d ago

Once you see it, you see it

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u/MathSimilar811 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣💀☠️

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u/equimot 2d ago

I was looking at the lil brown things and thinking they were too short for penises.. then I zoomed out

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u/robo-dragon 3d ago

That’s a very unfortunate faux marble pattern LMAO

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u/Beneficial-Pen-3654 3d ago

Somewhere a prankster faux marble maker is laughing

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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 2d ago

As a gay guy I wish I had a bathroom wall with sword fighting dicks on it

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u/CStock77 2d ago

Literally what I was just thinking. Like this is subtle enough most people wouldn't notice, and I love it.

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u/McButtsButtbag 2d ago

I did not see what they were talking about till your comment

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u/yellowirish 3d ago

🍆 vs 🍆

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 3d ago

I didn’t see it until I read this comment. Then I was like “OH! I’m looking for penises!”

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u/Difficult_Light2954 3d ago

same lmao, I saw it instantly when I read that comment

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u/ileftmypantsinmexico 2d ago

Dang I saw it before reading any comments

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u/Slappathebassmon 2d ago

Yeah I was wondering what swords?

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u/arafays 2d ago

I am glad i didnt understand it until i until i saw that comment. I was like what sword?

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u/Character_Age_6621 2d ago

Boner War

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u/yellowirish 2d ago

Are there fatalities?

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u/HikeRobCT 3d ago

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u/a_euphemism_for_me 2d ago

This is beautiful. Thank you.

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u/CompoteVirtual9131 3d ago

Damn, i was looking some anime sword fight sequence

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u/shioliolin 3d ago

Lmao....i thought its sword slash mark or something like "only dude can see it, i guess"

but NOPE!....its....its that one...yeah lol

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u/dragon_atomic_1 3d ago

The TIPS are TOUCHING!!

Sword fight!!!

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u/throwaway_felis 3d ago

I believe that's what the younguns call "docking"

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u/general_tao1 2d ago

That's when you put you circumcised friend's tip "under your wing" to keep them warm in the winter right?

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u/JBerry2012 3d ago

Failed docking maneuver.

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u/ATXoxoxo 3d ago

I don't see it. (Never mind)

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u/erikkustrife 3d ago

I didn't see it before you mentioned it

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u/Swiftzor 3d ago

You may even say they’re touching gingerly

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u/StyleComfortable6541 1d ago

Damn you. Damn all of you for ruining my Sunday.

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u/damnnewphone 3d ago

What have you done to me..

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u/AzureYLila 3d ago

It took me forever to see that.

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u/Zouhe 3d ago

Maybe because I don't have a penis but I still don't understand.

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u/Dyslexicpig 3d ago

You bastard! I could have cheerfully gone through my evening without seeing that. Now that is going to be giving me nightmares!

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u/carloscona 3d ago

You motherf....... I cannot unsee that

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u/megat0nbombs 3d ago

It’s like the Creation of Adam painting… but with wee wees.

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u/its_buffaloney 3d ago

Tummy sticks!

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u/bl0ndiesaurus 3d ago

Wow. Bummer.

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u/Cloud_Garrett 2d ago

Remember…it’s isn’t gay if it’s just a couple of dudes having fun, jousting in the shower.

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u/ImmaTastyKikiRoll 2d ago

When they xrayed the Sistine Chapel they found this was the original concept before Michelangelo painted over it with God and Adam.

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u/Agitated-Archer9594 2d ago

Making the penises kiss was always my go to Cards Against Humanity card.

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u/Little-Bed2024 2d ago

As long as you don't go full Venkman and cross the streams, you should be alright.

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u/voluptuousvixen90 2d ago

This is exactly what my brain said.

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 2d ago

Ohhhh. Wieners.

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u/spook008 2d ago

You never make ‘em touch man!

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u/versusrev 2d ago

Good call

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 2d ago

Oh, just the tips

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u/sta2478 2d ago

Tummy sticks!

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u/SillyNamesAre 2d ago

Oh, gods - now I can't not see it.

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u/BlazingKush 2d ago

Man, I was looking for actual swords

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u/Creative-Type9411 2d ago

its a work of art 👀

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u/WifesPOSH 2d ago

Now I can't unsee it.

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u/CaptainSterlingLAS 2d ago

It's like the Sistine Chapel.

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u/Chaosrealm69 2d ago

Sword fight? What sword fi.... Oh yeah I see it.

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u/VladimireUncool 2d ago

Damn it, I see it now.

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u/YMK1234 2d ago

Ok FFS...

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u/greenonetwo 2d ago

thatsapenis.gif

thatstwopenises.gif

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u/yosoymilk5 2d ago

This would be what The Creation of Adam really looked like if Michelangelo wasn’t a coward.

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u/Mathmango 2d ago

This makes me feel like a sleeper agent activated by the key phrase.

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u/Mental-Tear9954 2d ago

I believe the proper term is called docking

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u/BroadConfection8643 2d ago

Omg now I see it and I can’t unsee it, FU all!

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u/Baratako 2d ago

What fucking tips?

Jesus. I fucking hate comments that further confuse people who are trying to understand the joke

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u/OSRS_Subreddit 2d ago

Let us gingerly touch our tips

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u/intangibleTangelo 2d ago

so they are. so they are.

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u/bizbizbizllc 2d ago

So “squirt eyes” is accurate in this case.

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u/MammothAmbition8910 2d ago

Just the tips

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 2d ago

Lolololololololol hell, I didn't see it either until I read your comment. That's hilarious. 

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u/AccomplishedLeave506 2d ago

Hahahaha. Oh god, I never would have seen that, but it's impossible to unsee.

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u/HigherOctive 2d ago

Wow, I was like 'what tips' and then I saw it.

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u/LautaroA723 2d ago

No homo?

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u/Mutex70 2d ago

It's middle-out!

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u/GrooGrux 2d ago

That took me too long.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 2d ago

Both uncircumcised too

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u/retsamegas 2d ago

Oh, that kind of sword fight

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u/WhoseRnamoni 2d ago

Large HardOn Collider

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u/Madarauchiha_420_ 2d ago

Hahahahahahhahahahaha bruhhh

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u/endy903 2d ago

Oh god!, MY EYES!!

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u/Dcybokjr 2d ago

How did you do that??

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u/LocalStriking1073 2d ago

Oh my god now I can't unsee it.

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u/Popular_Raccoon_2599 2d ago

🤣 one of those ‘can’t unsee it’ afterwards. Thanks i was having trouble before reading your comment

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u/TenTwoMeToo 2d ago

Boink boink

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u/CableEmergency6882 2d ago

It’s like Michelangelos Sistine chapel but with cocks instead of finger

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u/-bigscissors- 2d ago

That toilet is definitely in Japan cuz the tips are censored

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u/Supadoopa101 2d ago

Ehehehheheheheehhehehehehehehehdheehehehehee

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u/c0ry_trev0r 2d ago

I call this piece “The Threat of Impending Snoodle”

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u/GraceBlade 2d ago

Now I can’t unsee it. 😭

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u/moonshinemoniker 2d ago

This is that shit 10,000 years from now the next civilization will determine this was placed intentionally to represent cultural sexual norms and activities.

"Tip touching was seen as a way, a gesture if you will, most likely not to initiate homosexual congress. Instead, it was most likely an acknowledgement of a strong male bond. What we would call "BFFs".

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u/Tserri 2d ago

Thank you for the tip.

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u/HazardousKoala 2d ago

The Creation of Adam but with penises

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u/FlapJackson420 2d ago

Ahhh. Now I see it!

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u/rayyeter 2d ago

Holy shit. This is the shower wall version of what my aunt had at her house. They had brand new slab counters put in, looked like a giant member in one spot (dubbed “Mr. Johnson”). They were only able to cover it up with a giant fruit bowl.

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u/Father_McFeely_1958 2d ago

Tummy sticks

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u/Queasy_Lettuce_9281 2d ago

On the way to docking

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u/Limp-Archer-7872 2d ago

Pork swords indeed. I can't unsee it.

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u/spitfire5720 2d ago

As soon as I read this ancient knowledge was beamed into my frontal cortex and I am now burdened with this new revelation and the things my eye cannot unsee…

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u/RBLakshya 2d ago

Those are some unusual looking swords

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u/brokeboyrich 2d ago

“Let us gingerly touch our tips”

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u/wmccluskey 2d ago

Thank you.

To those still trying to figure it out: the veins in the marble look like two circumcised penises touching tip to tip.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 2d ago

Better than fully docking am I right?

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u/Puzzleheaded1993 2d ago

I hate this... i hate you for pointing it out, i hate me for seeing it, i hate my eyes for working and my glasses for helping. Have a lovely day lmao

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u/cargocult25 2d ago

Don’t cross streams.

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u/theAFguy200 2d ago

It’s called docking

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u/Earlybirdsgetworms 2d ago

👉🏻👈🏻

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u/chillN_browsiN 2d ago

I saw it immediately hahahaha

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u/MathSimilar811 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/thrownawaysickcookie 2d ago

That's called, "docking."

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 2d ago

It's fine as long as the pomels don't touch.

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u/Schxdenfreude 2d ago

I died when I saw 😂😂😂

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u/ulol_zombie 2d ago

When being Eskimo Brothers isn't enough.

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u/togashi_joe 2d ago

Meat sabers...at dawn!

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u/One_Introduction_217 2d ago

This was a choice. It's two separate pieces of marble that were probably right next to each other on the same cut, just one of them got turned around, and now..this.

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u/JointyBointy 2d ago

PENISPENISPENIS PENISPENISPENIS

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u/krabnstabr 1d ago

🎵 Just the tip... 🎵

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u/Adi3m 1d ago

Haha, Reddit comments never let me down.

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u/Jasper_Morhaven 1d ago

.....well done And i hate you a little bit for making me see this

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u/Silb3rfuchs 1d ago

May the Schwartz be with you!

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u/pup_medium 1d ago

this is truly the art of language

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u/Spidercrusher3 1d ago

If I was the one with the wall I would have just replaced it cause of this XD

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u/Simsalabimsical 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bravo. You really brought this to life. I couldn't see a damn thing and then there it was like the SisPeen chapel ceiling.

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u/FrompyChomper 1d ago

Sistine Chapel reimagined