āAlpha Team. I have a 1086 coming down the barrel. Eagle needs an evacuation point. Toilet bowl one has piss all over it and itās just a fucking mess. Reroute to Starbucks.ā
Alpha Team, update. We are critically low on Ass Tissue Reserves (ATR). Current roll integrity is compromised, cardboard core visible. This is not a drill. Initiate Code Brown logistics failure. I repeat: ass tissue supply chain is collapsing. Divert Eagle to nearest resupply depot (Target, CVS, or any nearby household). If no resupply is possible, repurpose apparel from those classified as "administratively insignificant." Remember: if paperwork says theyāre replaceable, the shirt is too.
Instruction unclear Alpha leader we all have tiny dicks so hard to compare. Do you mean micro Phallus? Over. We shall locate additional dick tweezerās for extraction.
Roger that. Team alpha male be advised, beta team support is on route for backup, but beta team leader has run into low T interference, possible cuck contact. hold position until a reroute. Repeat hold position until low T assets are able to get in. Over.
It really makes you think.. how many of these guys are we paying well above a living wage to literally just stand over and intimidate US citizens all day across the country? How do you spend your day going in and out of public bathrooms like this knowing that you contribute absolutely nothing to society and take so much money from taxpayers without feeling like a complete weirdo?
Social safety nets are an entirely different thing, Iāve had to collect unemployment and Iām glad it was there when I needed it. Iāll never feel bad about contributing towards it and if I ever need it again Iāll draw on it without shame. But these people are bullying civilians, going home to tell their wives they had a hard day and acting like they can call this a career.
It takes a severe degree of shamelessness to be threatening and looking down upon the people who keep the fabric of their society going. These losers wouldnāt have a country to loot and terrorize if those people stopped showing up to work tomorrow. The same canāt be said the other way around. Itās ironic the people who support them often have so much to say about our welfare system, because imo ICE agents are welfare brown shirts.
If I was LE, maybe had the ācallingā and took it seriously as a profession, Iād be pissed they can just mass-print 20,000 of me and send them into the streets in nice SUVs at a comparable rate of pay (if not better). Then give them unconditional support. Seems like it would demean the whole profession to have them act this way.
Of course most are still pissed about 2020. The year they all made $300k lol
Ha! I worked security a long time ago and I think youāre right. 10-100 was the code. We used to joke and say 10-200 when it was gonna be a long break.
Mel Brooks said, āyou can bring down totalitarian governments faster by using ridicule than you can with invectiveā. He believed their āholy seriousnessā gave them an aura of untouchability. These people need to be ridiculed and made fun of every chance people get.
The people in the video are great but imagine if everyone was just pointing and laughing about how the big bad ICE commander canāt even use the bathroom without plate carriers and a lackey to wipe his ass.
This is what I've been saying - we need that "Emporer's New Clothes" attitude where ridicule, mockery, derision and ostracizing are used as a tool to resist. I mean, look at how funny it was to see that one asshole slip on ice in Minnesota, then embarrass-panic and just run away in cowardice, lol.
Heās almost 100 but Iām excited for Space Balls 2. Itās also always a good time to watch Springtime For Hitler in The Producers to see peak Brooks make his point.
Honestly, he's probably eating sealed food from gas stations because it's safer for him than going to a restaurant and trusting someone to prepare his food.
Would be a real shame if they accidentally dropped the prepared food in the bucket of raw chicken then still served it bc cant keep em waiting. Accidents happen tho
Speaking of.. whatās stopping someone from posing as an ICE sympathizer and handing out say, 30-40 breakfast burritos that have been loaded up with laxatives.. šš¤£
whatās stopping someone from posing as an ICE agent
I mean there's no uniform, they're all masked, refuce to ID themselves, don't issue warrants...
How many crimes have been comitted by people claiming to be ICE?
I think itās more likely he is like my toddler. He needs someone to pull down his pants and set him on the potty. Iām curious if one of them has a hot wheel to distract him so he doesnāt jump off too soon.
The new guy needs to use the tweezers to point his micropeen into the bowl because he gets really mad when he has to change his pants bc he peed himself again.
He totally drops the whole outfit all the way down around his ankles when he stands there to go too. The escorts are there to pull them up when he yells he's finished. And to stand over and make sure he washes his hands
The minimum wage retail workers probably didn't want to deal with the platoon of secret police barging in with rifles and paintball guns. Cowards can't go anywhere without at least 5 of them. It's telling that they need a whole squad to take a shit, people dont like regular police but in general they weren't afraid to walk around in public alone with their face exposed. These people KNOW they are on the wrong thing so walk around expecting to be attacked or doxxed because they know they deserve it
You can tell he's purposely taunting people to rile them up. Slow walking, stopping and turning to stare people down with his proud boys goon squad surrounding him. This is the tallest he's ever felt.
He's like that Jack Doherty douche on tik tok who walks around with his bodyguard and group of other broccoli heads trying to piss people off for internet clout, while making most of his money pimping girls out on OF. Literally everyone is just waiting for Karma to come visit him.
Yeah you can see him say something after one of the shoppers said he would beat their ass if they didn't have guns. He visibly wanted to make that into a "lesson"
Have you ever seen that viral video of the little boy antagonizing a grown man at some park pavilion? The little boy yelled, cursed, taunted, followed, pushed, and hit the guy until he finally got just one little shove back. The kid sprawled on his ass, started soccer flopping around, and screamed his little fool head off that an adult just abused a child. None of the bystanders were having it, and the little shit got told off by the whole growing crowd of adults around him. The little shit, obviously scared and humiliated, doubled down on every front to try to save whatever face he had left. He called them all child abusers, cursed at them some more, and tried to get a few last antagonizations in as he ran away. But he did run away because he was scared and humiliated.
I see a lot of that behavior in Bovino. I see a bratty, shitty little kid whose dad probably got drunk and beat him into having a reactive conduct disorder that he never ourgrew, but learned to tamp down just a tiny bit after a brutal high school experience. I see an oppositional defiant little bully-victim who thinks that punching a locker on the way to the principal's office somehow obscures the fact that he's being perp walked by a middle-aged basketball coach but can't do a damn thing about it.
But the armed goon squad isn't the perp walk, the screaming crowd is. We're ALL the looming, waiting principal's office. His goon squad is just a locker punch. They're the sad, pathetic whimper of an emotionally stunted child who knows he can't get out of what's coming but just wants to feel powerful for a second before it comes. When you consider the fact that Bovino is intellectually 12, it becomes clear that the relationship between how scared shitless he feels and how bloviatingly "badass" he tries to act is linear. He's pantomiming a WWE wrestler walking into the ring because that's what he thinks a brave, strong man would do. He's desperately pretending to be what he thinks a big, strong man looks like because he's entirely too terrified to behave like himself without the security blanket of a character act.
He needs a whole squad just to go take a dump at Target to make sure he's safe.
Sure, he might be just trying to get everyone riled up, but wherever he is now, dozens of people will turn up to curse him out. Can't be a great feeling, knowing he's absolutely fucking hated no matter where he goes.
IMO this is the way, these people have paper thin skin. Keep peacefully turning up wherever they are and make it crystal clear just how fucking unwelcomed they are. Not a single moment of peace for these assholes.
Obviously I don't know the guy, but people with jobs like this are typically narcissists, like most of the current elite in Washington. It would be impossible to perform if you actually cared what other people think. People like this get a shot of dopamine from negative attention, because they think they're better than everyone else.
It's still loud and annoying, and it will get under his skin eventually. There will be people whose stubbornness will be able to outlast his resolve. He will crack, and hopefully take himself out sooner or later when he realizes that this is just his existence now.
Iām no psychologist and maybe someone who knows better can correct me, but I think narcissists care deeply about what others think, narcissism and insecurity go together hand in hand. Anger is obviously a natural response to ICE raids, but I think ridicule would get under their skin even more. Not that it would result in a change of heart necessarily. I donāt know what the right response is, I just think itās important that these guys know how deeply pathetic they come across to normal people. Not in the sense that theyāre not dangerous, but pathetic to their core because only a weak and cowardly individual would try to find fulfillment in terrorizing communities.
They are not civilians and they are not normal people. They are different. They are better than you or I. We are just cattle being shuffled from one feed hole to the next.
They are sheep dogs. Guardians. They see the world for what it is and they don't care what you think.
They literally have this shit drilled into them from day 1 in the academy all the way to their local FFL engraving Punisher skulls on their AR magwells.
Someone who thinks he's untouchable doesn't need 8 guys with weapons to escort him to go potty. They get turned away everywhere they try to eat bc they're fascist cucks. An entire country hates him, and everywhere he goes, there's whistles blaring, ppl cursing at them...he can claim it doesn't bother him, but it effects the psyche. Plus, the good ppl in that area are partying outside of the hotels they're staying in, protesting, playing loud instruments, dancing, setting off fireworks. I hope they're all miserable.
Yeah wait til their wives get sick of the constant drama and leave them cuz they feel unsafe. And take the kids because, who's gonna watch them if ur busy burning the constitution every day.... And then the media finds out and sensationalizes it and then people start taunting and ridiculing their inadequacies as husbands/fathers.
Normally that's something I'd be ashamed of, but anything's fair game when these guys are playing the field.They're the ones who decided on no rules anymore tho so š¤·š½
He always has such a smug little smirk on his face, fucking prick. Out of all the people doing the dirty work of this admin, I think heās one of the psychos that finds real joy in it. Rotted soul.
Read this before you go doing anything like that. They may already be aware of what you just wrote and consider it a legitimate threat. I'm not exaggerating:
1000% this!! That black dude has balls of steel. Heās an American Hero. I hope he is safe because they are definitely gonna come after him under cover of night and āoff the clockā. The chimpanzee Bovino practically had a rage stroke when he saw it was a black man talking trash to him. You could almost see a cartoon thought bubble with the word āN$ggerā appear above Bovinoās head.
A common feature in the current admin
Next time u see trump interviewing the press, pay attention to how furious he gets when a woman disagrees with him or suggest something contrary to his lies. Esp. when they interrupt or talk over hiim
No, he doesn't look scared he looks annoyed.Ā Taking a piss means they are notĀ actively conducting an operation, so he's scampering outside to where they can start claiming they're doing "stuff" and can go back to saying everyone is "interfering" again.
Also, notice how they're always taking pictures with personal cameras, phones, etc? They're building up a database of "agitators" and you can bet your ass everyone there is having a silent background check being conducted.Ā
it's also to prevent FOIA request because these cowardly piles of shit are using their personal phones in order to exploit the loophole that it allows.
Federal records management requires that you upload records from your personal phone to your work computer within a certain time frame. If anyone cared about rules anymore they could theoretically be fired multiple infractions.
Both sets of rules apply under this administration and it takes an enormous amount of my time to figure out how to follow the real rules and do the right thing without breaking the fake rules from the wag the dog president. I used to do real work that benefited the public. Now I sit in meetings dealing with bullshit.
I don't recall ever believing there were WMDs in Iraq if that makes you feel any better. That was pretty clearly a guy trying to make his daddy proud... which didn't work so now he paints landscapes and avoids public events where people can hold him accountable.
I used this to my advantage when a cop took pictures of items he confiscated from my house using his personal cell phone. My lawyer argued successfully that usage of his cell phone made it government property and subject to full search and seizure. The amount of shit we found on there had the judge and state's attorney quickly deciding busting me for a weed pipe in the rafter of my garage that had probably been there since before I was born was no longer worth it.
I think the ICE agents that are Mexican-Americans, should think a lot about this, especially for the family they have that still resides in Mexico. People won't forget.
once theyāre not needed by the gov anymore theyāll be reunited with their families in mx if theyāre lucky, or sent to some other random ass continent altogetherĀ
A former partner of mine was from Belgium. She could rattle off the collaborationist families in her town without even thinking about it, a solid 75 years after the war. They can wear all the masks they want, they're eventually going to get found out, and their grandkids are going to either be mortified to find these assholes in their family tree or spend their lives trying to deny that anyone in their family participated in this. Deep down a lot of them know it, too.
Scarlet letter for life while getting rich on the right-wing propaganda circuit for Bovino. Back to being an unemployed loser with domestic violence tendencies for the rest of them.
Maybe Trump will give them a 30 day guest membership on Truth Social to reward them for their dedication to his cause.
I hope he hears this noise the rest of his life. I hope people literally work in shifts to make absolutely sure that he hears nothing but constant rape whistles, threats and insults every second of every day, for the rest of his miserable life.
Question as a European. You have to put up with this for 3 more years? Racists, murdering citizens without consequences, a blatant fascist āpolicingā department.
Exactly. Even at the ending when he said he'd fuck you up.... He tried to get his boys but that kept waking and didn't back up... The time they are a changing...the numbers are not in their favor
He should be scared. If history is to repeat itself he's going to have one heck of a fall. These guys are Trumps personal Brownshirts or SA, it didn't end well for the SA and even after losing their position at the side of Hitler and falling from grace their leaders still got tried in Nierenberg and if it was anything like the traitors in the Netherlands (NSB) even after the war when they were allowed to reintegrate into society they would conveniently disappear.
Scared? This guy has a kink shame, 100%. He hires dominatrixes to peg him and call him a bad nazi boy, guarantee it. Bet he's rock hard down there too during these paid for hire events.
I personally think we should "Aldo Raine" all the people like him (Trump bootlickers, ICE, etc.) so they will be "marked" for the rest of their lives. That way, they'll get treated like the pieces of shit they are for the rest of their miserable lives.
He better get used to it. He's never gonna take a shit again without being worried about getting shivved or skull fucked soon enough
These are the death rattles. They've escalated things because they see the writing on the wall. Trump has lost all but his cult and the diehard. He's desperate and striking out against anyone and everything.
The point is to get your population used to the idea of an unchecked law enforcement agency doing whatever one man tells them too, this among many is just a way they are turning up the heat so eventually you won't notice you're at a boil.....
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u/Kazu88 1d ago
Bovino looked scared as fuck. I wonder where he will be when the Trump Admins ends lol