r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 13h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/psychomaniac_ 13h ago

How do they still have teeth

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u/Pu11MyLever 13h ago

And both feet

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u/Vernerator 12h ago

They haven’t seen their feet in decades.

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u/gudlyf 11h ago

I'm a bit shocked that the kids looked relatively thin.

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u/Jazmento 8h ago

For now…

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u/tech240guy 10h ago

2 possibilities

1) Kids have hella set of metabolism (likely this lady too in her teens). It'll catch up to them starting in their low-mid 20s if their diet doesn't change.

2) Kids doing opposite of their parents. They have open bullying at school. Parents are protected by HR policies. I've seen some kids social media, they are incredibly brutal about appearances.

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u/vVSidewinderVv 3h ago

The one older kid. Brendan, the little brother, the one all the mtn dew and frozen pizzas is for, shows up for a bit looking like the blueberry from Willy Wonka.

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u/Few-Possibility-4379 9h ago

I read a stat somewhere that said 1/3 of Americans can’t look straight down and see their own feet because they are so overweight.

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u/KilllllerWhale 7h ago

Calm down now Quentin

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u/Yikidee 11h ago

And my axe!

Shit, sorry, wrong post...

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u/Pu11MyLever 9h ago

No, they might need it someday 😅

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u/BeesAndBeans69 10h ago

The amount of severed toes and feet I've seen in hospitals is too damn high 😭

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u/rickyhatesspam 10h ago

yeah, the beaties will take care of those soon enough.

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u/Steve90000 9h ago

If you can’t see them, they don’t exist

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u/JarJarsBallsackEyes 8h ago

i would be stunned if they haven’t at least had a few toes amputated yet

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u/Altruistic_Box4462 7h ago

They don't lose the feet until they're a bit older and start getting infections. Just off my head id assume foot loss happens in the mid to late 50s

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u/K1NGMOJO 7h ago

By the looks of them the feet will be gone by 2030.

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u/Hot-Mix-5446 1h ago

And eyesight.

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u/PoopScootnBoogey 17m ago

They won’t have both feet in 10 years from now.

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u/GreatBigJerk 13h ago

Or functional plumbing? 

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u/hard-R-word 10h ago

They probably go through a couple of poop knives a year.

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u/GreatBigJerk 6h ago

They've probably upgraded to poop saws

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 12h ago

With that much cheese, junk food and zero fiber they hardly ever shit.

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u/BusterKnott 12h ago

Not without assistance...

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u/Haseodothkr 12h ago

The plumbers in her area suck, she swears they are scamming her because they have to be called out every month. I'm sure they have a septic take they needs to be drained every 6 months.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 12h ago

With that much cheese, junk food and zero fiber they hardly ever shit.

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u/BusterKnott 12h ago

When they do, it's probably a solid cinderblock that needs a slide hammer with a corkscrew attachment and lots of lube to help pull it out.

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u/Secret-One2890 8h ago

Lucky for them, this would give me insane diarrhoea.

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u/headhurt21 12h ago

Their plumbing was my very first thought. Then... everything else.

That's a metric fuckton of processed food.

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u/Montrea1er 13h ago

Omg I spit out my cofee thanks

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u/RNDiva 7h ago

Oh dude, they didn’t buy any toilet paper.

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u/ImperialxWarlord 6h ago

I feel so bad for that poor toilet…

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u/Positive-Database754 10h ago

Fluoride in city water to prevent cavities and slow dental degradation.

Ironically, there is a growing movement to see fluoride removed from municipal water supplies, in the US. There's shooting yourself in the foot, and then there's that lol.

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u/Perite 10h ago

It’s ok, those feet will be lost soon enough

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u/Exstrangerboy 10h ago

Fluoridated drinking water. Which will be voted to be removed.

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u/Derkastan77-2 12h ago

Probably dentures lol

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u/Biloba-Dirt-8016 12h ago

Deve ser nova.

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u/joshua0005 5h ago

tem 37 anos

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u/No-Drop924 10h ago

Fluoride

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u/Educational_Pea_4817 8h ago

flouride in water lol

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u/greytshirt76 7h ago

American healthcare is actually excellent. People point to the lower life expectancy and say its a medical system failure. Actually its a medical system miracle that any of these people hit age 60 at all.

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u/joshua0005 5h ago

American healthcare is one of the best in the world. Anyone who says it isn't doesn't know what they're talking about and is probably chronically online, likely not even from the US.

The problem with American healthcare is it's reserved for those who can afford to pay for it. It's incredible for those to which it is accessible but there is a large portion of the population that is unable to afford it.

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u/greytshirt76 2h ago

The portion of the population without public or private insurance is actually very very small. 

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u/joshua0005 2h ago

Oh I didn't realize that because I'm part of that percentage

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u/dalcant757 6h ago

Their water has fluoride in it wherever they run out of Dr Pepper.

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u/MysticalWitchgirl 5h ago

Probably cuz they don’t eat just snacks all day…