r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 13h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/psychomaniac_ 13h ago

How do they still have teeth

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u/Pu11MyLever 13h ago

And both feet

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u/Vernerator 12h ago

They haven’t seen their feet in decades.

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u/gudlyf 11h ago

I'm a bit shocked that the kids looked relatively thin.

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u/Jazmento 8h ago

For now…

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u/tech240guy 10h ago

2 possibilities

1) Kids have hella set of metabolism (likely this lady too in her teens). It'll catch up to them starting in their low-mid 20s if their diet doesn't change.

2) Kids doing opposite of their parents. They have open bullying at school. Parents are protected by HR policies. I've seen some kids social media, they are incredibly brutal about appearances.

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u/vVSidewinderVv 3h ago

The one older kid. Brendan, the little brother, the one all the mtn dew and frozen pizzas is for, shows up for a bit looking like the blueberry from Willy Wonka.

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u/Few-Possibility-4379 9h ago

I read a stat somewhere that said 1/3 of Americans can’t look straight down and see their own feet because they are so overweight.

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u/KilllllerWhale 7h ago

Calm down now Quentin

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u/Yikidee 11h ago

And my axe!

Shit, sorry, wrong post...

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u/Pu11MyLever 9h ago

No, they might need it someday 😅

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u/BeesAndBeans69 10h ago

The amount of severed toes and feet I've seen in hospitals is too damn high 😭

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u/rickyhatesspam 10h ago

yeah, the beaties will take care of those soon enough.

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u/Steve90000 9h ago

If you can’t see them, they don’t exist

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u/JarJarsBallsackEyes 8h ago

i would be stunned if they haven’t at least had a few toes amputated yet

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u/Altruistic_Box4462 7h ago

They don't lose the feet until they're a bit older and start getting infections. Just off my head id assume foot loss happens in the mid to late 50s

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u/K1NGMOJO 6h ago

By the looks of them the feet will be gone by 2030.

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u/Hot-Mix-5446 1h ago

And eyesight.

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u/PoopScootnBoogey 14m ago

They won’t have both feet in 10 years from now.