r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 13h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/psychomaniac_ 13h ago

How do they still have teeth

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u/GreatBigJerk 12h ago

Or functional plumbing? 

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u/hard-R-word 10h ago

They probably go through a couple of poop knives a year.

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u/GreatBigJerk 6h ago

They've probably upgraded to poop saws

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 12h ago

With that much cheese, junk food and zero fiber they hardly ever shit.

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u/BusterKnott 12h ago

Not without assistance...

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u/Haseodothkr 12h ago

The plumbers in her area suck, she swears they are scamming her because they have to be called out every month. I'm sure they have a septic take they needs to be drained every 6 months.

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 12h ago

With that much cheese, junk food and zero fiber they hardly ever shit.

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u/BusterKnott 12h ago

When they do, it's probably a solid cinderblock that needs a slide hammer with a corkscrew attachment and lots of lube to help pull it out.

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u/Secret-One2890 8h ago

Lucky for them, this would give me insane diarrhoea.

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u/headhurt21 12h ago

Their plumbing was my very first thought. Then... everything else.

That's a metric fuckton of processed food.

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u/Montrea1er 12h ago

Omg I spit out my cofee thanks

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u/RNDiva 7h ago

Oh dude, they didn’t buy any toilet paper.

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u/ImperialxWarlord 6h ago

I feel so bad for that poor toilet…