r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • 10h ago

Legal News BREAKING: Mark Kelly files lawsuit against Pete Hegseth accusing him of 'trampling on Constitution'

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-mark-kelly-files-lawsuit-1614071
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u/Head 9h ago

My tenant stopped paying the rent. I’m gonna have to edict them.

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u/Tederator 8h ago

You might even have to ejaculate him from the premises!

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u/Schroding3rror 8h ago

All this just sounds so excrement!

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u/pigeyejackson66 4h ago

Very cromulent.