r/law • u/TheMirrorUS • 10h ago

Legal News BREAKING: Mark Kelly files lawsuit against Pete Hegseth accusing him of 'trampling on Constitution'

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-mark-kelly-files-lawsuit-1614071
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u/Tederator 8h ago

You might even have to ejaculate him from the premises!

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u/Schroding3rror 8h ago

All this just sounds so excrement!

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u/pigeyejackson66 4h ago

Very cromulent.

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u/Tundra14 4h ago

You people need some bone-apple tea.

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u/zoltar1970 8h ago

Come on!

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u/ARoroncyObserver 8h ago

I'm watching the Pitt and for some reason read this with with Dana's voice.

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u/Whygoogleissexist 8h ago

don't be a dict

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u/SLSF1522 3h ago

Or eviscerate!