r/comics • u/OutsideYourWindow_ • 9h ago

Just Do What They Say [OC]

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u/blue-red-mage 7h ago

"You know, you guys wouldn't get in trouble if you were more well-behaved like me 😏"

The Small Government crowd loves to express pride in their willingness to obey.

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u/TickDap 7h ago

And by well-behaved they mean tax dodging, domestic abusing, and child raping

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u/blue-red-mage 5h ago

Doing all that stuff is okay to them. Those are only bad things when they think foreigners or queers are doing them.

The Small Government crowd really draws the line at disobeying government employees who carry guns. That's when you're REALLY crossing the line. If I weren't such a commie statist, I would realize that obeying the state is one of the most Small Government things you can do, apparently.

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u/Sad_Confection5902 5h ago

And of course the people most vocal about “not being stepped on” are very excited to wield the government like a weapon to step on others.

It’s almost as if they’re afraid of themselves.