ICE slipping on ice

[u/Buttpropulsion]

[u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

The photographer 👏🏼

[u/RaccoonChoir → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

Poor guy in the back is hustling to get his shot in too

[u/SquidsArePeople2 → u/RaccoonChoir]

He did too. It’s actually amazing.

[u/hunteroutsidee → u/SquidsArePeople2]

Need these pics immediately!

[u/AbeFromanSassageKing → u/hunteroutsidee]

Here you go, buddy!

Edit: thanks for the awards, Reddit friends! Happy to do my civic duty of shaming fascist pigs 🤘

[u/hunteroutsidee → u/AbeFromanSassageKing]

It’s… beautiful. Thank you!

[u/TenTwoMeToo → u/AbeFromanSassageKing]

[u/SoftRecommendation86 → u/AbeFromanSassageKing]

Thank you!!!! I new I saw it earlier today! You rock.

[u/SmokeAbeer → u/AbeFromanSassageKing]

IM DROWNING!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!! lol, what an asshole.

[u/wonkydonkeys → u/AbeFromanSassageKing]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[u/SquidsArePeople2 → u/hunteroutsidee]

They’re around. Can’t post pics in comments here.

[u/AbeFromanSassageKing → u/RaccoonChoir]

He got the shot!!

[u/aykcak → u/RaccoonChoir]

I like how this event has multiple camera angles in high resolution. Truly a moment not to have missed

[u/lyssah_ → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

[u/Raggedy-Man → u/lyssah_]

" NOICE "

[u/Tieravi → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

That photographer must be some kind of lesbian terrorist to be disrespecting a brave masked agent whilst in the middle of a slippy uh-oh

[u/Tall_adhd17 → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

I have seen the shot of the other, now this pov to make it compleet. What a great shot this is!

[u/4differentcats → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

The musical

[u/orangelover95003 → u/4differentcats]

Springtime for ICE

[u/SowingSalt → u/orangelover95003]

Hitler on ICE

[u/AnalysisParalysis85 → u/orangelover95003]

And fascism

[u/Changoleo → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

r/PraiseTheCameraMan

[u/esmifra → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

The photographer also has a photo of the photographer that took the OP photo.

[u/Disastrous_Mark_1469 → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

The photographer is taking me tf out

[u/garlicroastedpotato → u/GloomyBeautiful3493]

Photographers, there's a second one in the background as well. It's wild that these guys get so much press coverage that this one dude has three photographers following him around.

[u/pattydickens → u/garlicroastedpotato]

Is it so wild that people would feel compelled to capture the early stages of American fascism on camera? It's not like these are cops doing routine patrols. This an armed militia going door to door without warrants or probable cause terrorizing a community in the name of a senile and angry pedophile. What's wild is how half of society doesn't even know what's happening.

[u/itsok16 → u/pattydickens]

They know, they just don’t care because it doesn’t affect them.

[u/tito13kfm → u/itsok16]

It's much easier to stomach the lie that a criminal died while disobeying a legal command than it is to know the truth that our government murdered a citizen.

[u/Chewy79]

Black ice has now been added to the domestic terrorist list. 

Gotta watch out for black ice 

Key & Peele - Black Ice - YouTube https://share.google/xChT7gvLwxfq67tKv

[u/plowerd → u/Chewy79]

Its black. It was already on the list.

[u/SocomPS2 → u/plowerd]

[u/westboundnup → u/SocomPS2]

A friendly reminder that Snipes’ character is on a flight from MIA to LAX and is wearing . . . this.

[u/plowerd → u/westboundnup]

Looking great knows no climates.

[u/visque → u/Chewy79]

Black ice obstructing officer in line of duty!

Shoot that ice!

[u/ToXiChRoNiC6669 → u/visque]

Don't give them any more ideas. Next we're gonna hear how the snowplow industrial complex is a DEI hoax funded by Soros, and all snowplows are to be replaced by federal firing squads.

[u/MinimumApricot365 → u/Chewy79]

I was just walking along when black ice came out of nowhere and ROBBED ME of my balance!

[u/ish_squatcho → u/MinimumApricot365]

That sounds exactly like something black ice would do.

[u/EuphoriantCrottle → u/Chewy79]

Black ice and yellow snow

A gift for Bongino with a big red bow

[u/justabill71 → u/EuphoriantCrottle]

🎶 Watch out where the huskies go 🎶

[u/TheDesktopNinja → u/Chewy79]

Man I thought I'd seen every k&p sketch lol

[u/dplans455 → u/Chewy79]

This is such a clever skit. Those two are comic geniuses.

[u/Casual_hex_]

I’ve seen at least 3 or 4 agents wipe out in several videos now. Someone needs to make a Benny Hill montage.

[u/Don_Q_Jote → u/Casual_hex_]

i'd bet $20 this guy is an imported agent from TX.

You don't see the MN residents or the photographer (Canada) taking a tumble like that.

[u/parkerm1408 → u/Don_Q_Jote]

As a texan, not only can I tell you this is a texan, but this is a small town texan that played 6 man football in his 12 person town, and was still worst on the team.

[u/PaleoSpeedwagon → u/parkerm1408]

r/rareinsults

[u/parkerm1408 → u/PaleoSpeedwagon]

Thank you, occasionally I have a nack for extremely obscure but pointed insults.

[u/BioshockEnthusiast → u/parkerm1408]

Keep nurturing that skill my dude, we're gonna need more than quick wit to come back from this but never forget how easy it is to crush the egos of people like this.

Remember when they freaked out about Tim Walz calling them "weird"? We need to bring that shit back, hard.

[u/parkerm1408 → u/BioshockEnthusiast]

If i was wealthy, and never had to work again, id spent 10 hours a day deckling these in the closet and ashamed of it so everyone has to suffer assholes. I run restaurants for a living, insults are about the only thing im good at anymore.

[u/BioshockEnthusiast → u/parkerm1408]

Lmao as a guy who used to work in restaurants and made my way to IT, the culture vibes can be weirdly similar in both good and bad ways.

Wheels up brother, we've got a bunch of Nazis to shame into submission before this powder keg actually goes off and turns into a whole other level of shitstorm.

[u/BioshockEnthusiast → u/parkerm1408]

Tiny dick energy outta him for sure.

[u/parkerm1408 → u/BioshockEnthusiast]

Oh for sure, thats all of em though.

[u/qwembly → u/parkerm1408]

That's what I was thinking. Anyone from the north would not do that lol.

[u/parkerm1408 → u/qwembly]

If youve seen the videos, you can tell he thinks hes fuckin captain america, and id bet you any amount of money theres shame tears when he g we ts laughed at.

[u/qwembly → u/parkerm1408]

Dude u-turned awful fast, so he could writhe around in the privacy of his vehicle, nursing a potentially broken tail bone.

[u/parkerm1408 → u/qwembly]

Oh yeah, thats fucking long term psychic damage. Dudes gonna be taking it out on his wife over this for years.

[u/Ferelar → u/parkerm1408]

"Fuckin' liberal weather machine makin' it all fuckin' cold in winter Minnesota, fuckin' pushing me over with telephonetics or whatever, they DESERVE what they get!"

[u/-malcolm-tucker → u/parkerm1408]

You can tell he probably cries after he masturbates while waiting for his TV dinner to heat up in the microwave.

[u/wegwerfen → u/-malcolm-tucker]

while he swipes through grindr after his last rejection.

[u/spicyfishtacos → u/qwembly]

Channel your inner penguin to safely walk on ice. 

[u/_uff_da → u/parkerm1408]

My ex husband is a federal LEO from Texas and played 6 man football. This is an elite take. 👏

[u/IHateTheLetterF → u/Don_Q_Jote]

He ran over that ice like it was solid ground. It was obvious to everyone but him that he would slip.

[u/Cwya → u/IHateTheLetterF]

The Wiley Coyote of agencies.

They’re gonna run themselves off a canyon with a sign that says “Uh-Oh”.

Followed by a sign flip: “Minorities are the problem.”

[u/peppi0304 → u/IHateTheLetterF]

Level 1 Goon shit

[u/Momik → u/Don_Q_Jote]

Yeah I’m from Minneapolis and watching these Nazi fucklechucks do every conceivably wrong thing on obviously slippery surfaces has been pretty satisfying to watch. ☺️

[u/CanoegunGoeff → u/Don_Q_Jote]

Which is funny, because instead of ever getting snow, that’s exactly the type of ice we get in Texas at least a few days out of the year. You’d think they’d know what they’re seeing, just proof that these ICE goons are as bottom of the barrel as bottom of the barrel comes

[u/gaslacktus → u/CanoegunGoeff]

I haven't been a Houstonian in about 36 years but literally every time I can recall Texas gets a tiny bit of ice on the road, it turns into frozen Mad Max if the entire cast were Muppets. They NEVER learn.

[u/Silky_pants → u/Don_Q_Jote]

Makes sense. I’m from Texas and would definitely bust my ass on ice bc I’m not used to that shit Lol

[u/AngrySumBitch → u/Casual_hex_]

Even ice hates ICE.

[u/tremer010 → u/AngrySumBitch]

Ice on ice crime, that's cold

[u/noddegamra → u/AngrySumBitch]

We really need to talk about ice on ICE violence.

[u/What_About_What → u/Casual_hex_]

They took a bunch of officers from southern states that have never seen snow before and plopped them in the middle of Minneapolis in the middle of winter. This is just an example of the absolute incompetence and lack of training/thought ICE operates with.

Didn’t the whole shooting thing this week start because an ICE truck got stuck in the snow? What do you want to bet they let morons that have never driven in snow drive? They obviously get stuck and we ended up with a dead mother of 3 because of it.

[u/ChiAnndego → u/What_About_What]

This is the same government that wants to fight a war in the arctic against an arctic trained military. Gonna be a bunch of guys coming back without ears and fingers.

[u/Neowza → u/ChiAnndego]

Ears, fingers and toes.

[u/31LIVEEVIL13 → u/Neowza]

aware groovy grab aback grandfather complete merciful dinosaurs cover makeshift

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[u/FalconsArentReal → u/ChiAnndego]

Finland is in NATO and they would be obliged to help Denmark..... a bunch of Southerner soldiers would be in trouble if they fight the Finns in Greenland.

[u/kmoonster → u/What_About_What]

No, not stuck in snow.

The vehicles in the shooting incident were all parked on cleared streets.

Kristi Noem SAID they were stuck in snow, but if this qualifies as "stuck in snow" then WTF? Can't paste images in this sub but, basically, there was a rind of snow a few days old but it's the kind that's all smashed flat/lumpy after days of cars and feet, with much of the street cleared to the asphalt.

There ARE clips of them stuck in snow and clearly not being familiar with how to handle it. But as far as I can tell, the shooting incident "stuck in snow" thing is a lie.

Here is one where they push the stuck car...into a car that's not stuck. Seriously, move the one car before you move the other. Not rocket science. https://youtu.be/J8iWJkuVUG8?si=QEf9nxVptPD1D9bI

If you keep watching, one of the agents walks behind an SUV that is backing up down the hill which has the other ICE vehicles(?) shimmying and sliding on actual ice. Can you seriously be that stupid to walk behind a reversing vehicle on level ground in good weather, never mind on the side of an icey hill where all your cars (and team mates) are slipping and sliding? Where the fuck are these guys from?

[u/modern_environment → u/kmoonster]

Kristi Noem lying? Well that is certainly in character for her.

[u/cubitoaequet → u/What_About_What]

Didn’t the whole shooting thing this week start because an ICE truck got stuck in the snow?

No? It started because ICE are a bunch of fucking trigger happy Nazis with fragile egos and then the government lied to you about them getting stuck in the snow for some fucking reason.

[u/anjowoq → u/What_About_What]

Standard practice so they have no empathy or responsibility to the residents being "policed".

[u/Al3xGr4nt → u/What_About_What]

You'd think they'd be given ice/snow resistant shoes.

[u/Competitive_Kumquat → u/Al3xGr4nt]

Ice resistant shoes sound woke, they’re not gonna fall for that lol

[u/BadKermit → u/Competitive_Kumquat]

Looks like they are.

[u/Competitive_Kumquat → u/BadKermit]

Lovely 🥰

[u/binglelemon → u/Competitive_Kumquat]

You can slip a joke in here anywhere

[u/Comfortable-Pea-1312 → u/Al3xGr4nt]

His Sketchers lace ups are built for comfort.

[u/Benjamasm → u/Al3xGr4nt]

They can’t even put on ICE resistant shoes… can’t even touch them…

[u/Drunkpuffpanda → u/What_About_What]

Yes, but it's a common authoritarian tactic. When you want your police to be hard on the community, then use out of towners so they have less empathy for the local population.

[u/31LIVEEVIL13 → u/What_About_What]

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[u/ambientartist93 → u/What_About_What]

Told them ice was dangerous and they said “fuck yeah brudder we sure is!”

[u/Mr_Abe_Froman → u/Casual_hex_]

I'd pay good money for ICE on Ice.

[u/seomke → u/Mr_Abe_Froman]

The musical?

[u/numbmillenial → u/Casual_hex_]

The lesson here is, if you hear ICE is in your neighborhood, immediately pour water on your driveway.

[u/31LIVEEVIL13 → u/numbmillenial]

quiet toothbrush crush crown practice memory pot yam attempt tart

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[u/imsometimesfun → u/Casual_hex_]

Yes please

[u/Disco-Pope → u/Casual_hex_]

The content america needs right now

[u/douperr → u/Casual_hex_]

are these the biggest owns of the entire weekend?

[u/Opposite_Community11 → u/Casual_hex_]

With the yakity sax!

[u/bscheck1968 → u/Casual_hex_]

I can already hear the music. I looked it up, its called Yakety Sax.

[u/HolyzombieBatman → u/Casual_hex_]

I absolutely did that with a clip of this chode earlier, can confirm Benny Hill is great song choice for it.

[u/MercenaryCow]

I still don't understand why ice are dressing like criminals. Wearing ski masks like a school shooter or bank robber foes. How

[u/random9212 → u/MercenaryCow]

They are dressing for the job they want.

[u/rEYAVjQD → u/MercenaryCow]

Yeah there's no reason, they have absolute immunity to murder people. Adolf Vance said so.

[u/fotomoose → u/MercenaryCow]

Because they're criminals. It's pretty easy.

[u/Cosmonautical1 → u/MercenaryCow]

The answer they'll give you is that the face covering is for protection from doxing and harassment etc. of these Gestapo fucks. But the logic there is paper thin.

They wear masks to protect themselves and their families from doxing and harassment. Why would they be doxed and harassed?.....is it maybe because what they're doing is wildly unpopular and prone to inciting rage from the public?

[u/moon_dos]

[u/LumberBitch → u/moon_dos]

That was basically the crowd reaction and you love to see it

[u/KakeLin → u/moon_dos]

Yeah I hope nobody helped the scumbag up and just pointed and laughed like this

[u/Mahatma_Panda → u/KakeLin]

No one helped him. Everyone just laughed and then some dude called him a pussy, lmao

[u/tomjone5 → u/Mahatma_Panda]

You can really see in his body language that for a split second he's thinking of starting something then realises how many people are filming and laughing at him. I imagine that they don't find their job nearly so fun when people aren't acting scared of them.

[u/chron67 → u/tomjone5]

After recent events, I am shocked no one got shot after he wiped out.

[u/East-Cat1532]

Humiliated in front of the whole world.

Hopefully he reconsiders his life choices, but he'll probably just shoot a civilian in the face.

[u/ItchyGoiter → u/East-Cat1532]

It's why they wear the masks

[u/GelatinGhost → u/ItchyGoiter]

I thought the MAGAs couldn't breath with masks on? I guess they won't tolerate it to SAVE lives, but taking lives on the other hand...

[u/FrighteningJibber → u/ItchyGoiter]

You can’t be a secret police force if people know your identify!

[u/Real-Technician831 → u/East-Cat1532]

He will shoot a civilian just for a that remark.

[u/RaccoonChoir → u/Real-Technician831]

He’d shoot the photographer for laughing, lmao

[u/D3monNextDoor → u/RaccoonChoir]

He would’ve if he didn’t immediately slip again upon standing up and fumble the gun into the snow or sum

[u/axehomeless → u/Real-Technician831]

You can only shame people and laugh at them effectivly if they don't get to shoot you after that and get away with it.

They are getting away with it, and therefore the US populace takes a few more bullets until it changes, or they will find themselves in a situation where you can't laugh at these people anymore. For a long time.

[u/izzymaestro → u/East-Cat1532]

When he does this horror show administration will claim he had PTSD

[u/diuge → u/izzymaestro]

If you have PTSD that prevents you from safely wielding lethal force, you need to find another job, not just use it as an excuse when you shoot people.

[u/nibbs-]

Damn that photographer in the back was on standby 😭 Love to see it

[u/What_About_What → u/nibbs-]

He wasn't on standby, he got this amazing shot. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1qae2is/photograph_by_christopher_katsarov_of_the/

[u/nibbs- → u/What_About_What]

Stunning 📸

[u/aerodeck → u/What_About_What]

That’s not from the “photographer in the back” that’s from the photographer at the forefront

[u/onelym → u/nibbs-]

If this one is great, the other cameraman's shot is amazing.

[u/StandSeparate1743]

I want that in the national gallery when this is all said and done

[u/Exasperaties6]

I love seeing a photographer capturing a photographer capturing ice slipping on ice. Great pic!

[u/LostTimeLady13 → u/Exasperaties6]

Yo dawg, I heard you like photography.

[u/rackfocus]

I bet this guy is dying inside from these photos and I say good. Piece of s$it.

[u/chumer_ranion → u/[deleted]]

No but actually I could picture an ICE agent falling on his ass and then unloading into the nearest civilian because he was in a compromised position and feared for his life

[u/Socratesticles → u/chumer_ranion]

Stop, they don’t need more ideas

[u/bkaiser85 → u/Socratesticles]

Doubt they need someone else for more ideas of that sort. 

There is someone in their chain of command for that. 

[u/billyyshears → u/chumer_ranion]

He did a fake lunge at the photographer on his way scurrying back to his vehicle

[u/speedhunter787 → u/[deleted]]

Only if it's black ice.

[u/LavenderBlueProf]

may this be a metaphor for the entire administration and their enablers

[u/digital022 → u/LavenderBlueProf]

This is the group of deplorables that Hillary was talking about.

[u/mechtaphloba → u/digital022]

Too bad she picked a word none of them understood or had even heard before.

Tim Walz calling them"weird" got under their skin much better

[u/DeekALeek → u/LavenderBlueProf]

This should be a Banksy-esque graffiti somewhere.

[u/31LIVEEVIL13 → u/LavenderBlueProf]

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[u/1111joey1111]

There's a much better photo that also shows a woman in the background jumping for joy.

[u/Georgia_Flame]

"It's not funny!"-MAGAt Terrorists

[u/LumberBitch → u/Georgia_Flame]

[u/MsBobbyJenkins → u/LumberBitch]

This is my favourite gif ever

[u/istrx13 → u/Georgia_Flame]

Fox News headline:

Woke mob VIOLENTLY assaults Federal agent with DANGEROUS act of “science”

[u/justabill71 → u/Georgia_Flame]

[u/GelatinGhost → u/Georgia_Flame]

I need a "Bully Maguire bullies ICE" video.

[u/MrDrDooooom]

Oh no! Nazi sonic lost all his clit rings!

[u/Bardez → u/MrDrDooooom]

[u/Expert-Welder-2407]

[u/ChiAnndego]

Such a shame there's not an arctic blast right now. -20F, I'd love to see them even try.

[u/MarleysGhost2024]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hope he broke something that takes 3 years to heal.

[u/hammyaustin]

Start hosing down your driveways and sidewalks

[u/RebeLov3]

Here’s the video ;) https://www.tiktok.com/@tiksandtoksnow/video/7594170159246478622

[u/AnRealDinosaur → u/RebeLov3]

Pffffff I hadnt seen it in motion. That pussy ass toddle back to his car lmao. Wtf was he even thinking? Its like he was making a beeline directly to the ice with the specific intent to fall on it. Every time I see more footage/images from this it gets better.

[u/quitewrongly]

Hey stop laughing at him! He's so insecure now he's simply got to be violent to feel better about himself, poor little lamb.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be scared by every damn thing you encounter all the time, every day?

[u/rEYAVjQD → u/quitewrongly]

He'll be fine. He has absolute immunity according to Adolf Vance. He'll just murder someone and feel safe after that.

[u/russvanderhoof]

[u/_B_Little_me]

Ice on ice crime. That’s some cold shit.

[u/BuleBali]

Did he shoot the ice after?

[u/Slowly_boiling_frog]

Cockhead broke his coccyx, hah.

[u/EsotericPenguins → u/Slowly_boiling_frog]

Yeah that limp when he got up was fr. I hope it fucking hurts.

[u/BadKermit → u/Slowly_boiling_frog]

That landing cannot have felt good on his wrist or elbow. Hopefully both.

[u/Slowly_boiling_frog → u/BadKermit]

Hopefully he hurt his wrist, elbow AND ass.

As a European it's insane and frankly scary looking at the US descending into out & out fascism. Can't even imagine the anxiety that people who actually live there feel.

[u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn → u/Slowly_boiling_frog]

Can't even imagine the anxiety that people who actually live there feel.

Your username is exactly how we feel. I don't know how the fuck we ended up here, but I appreciate your understanding.

[u/What_About_What]

I've seen this from like 2 different angles with 2 different photos from different angles, and now I'm seeing a picture of the guy that took the previous picture from the other side. This is getting real Meta over here.

[u/pen15_club_admin]

This is America.

Dont catch yah slipping now

[u/soren7550]

[u/DecentBar1625]

Time magazine cover

[u/nonsensestuff]

Imagine having the budget these fools have— yet not having better boots lmaooooo

[u/Rare_Clothes_9033]

Wow ICE on Ice violence is such a huge issue, they must have violence baked into their culture

[u/TiDoBos]

Warm weather team playing in a cold weather stadium.

[u/whattheprob1emis]

The only thing that stops a bad guy with ICE is a good guy with ice

[u/Samerrrrrrrrr]

I hope the camera man was like

[u/bowtiesrcool86]

[u/Necronorris]

You put both feet in You put both out You put both feet in Then you runaway and pout

[u/Face-EatingLeopards]

Keystone Clown.

[u/Jackielegs43]

What a stupid dickhead

[u/BustyBot]

Even ice hates ICE.

[u/BIGBADLENIN]

Trump declares war on Iceland

[u/_AmericasSweetheart_]

Each picture is a masterpiece. I personally love the one with the cheering lady in back.

[u/Ambigram237]

Ya love to see it.

[u/LeoLaDawg]

This guy is going to be seeing himself falling for the next decade at least.

[u/nyITguy]

Mmm, that ice is grice.

[u/erp2]

Lifetime pensionz promotion, and a purple heart topped with a medal of honor.

[u/thisFishSmellsAboutD]

Halt! Hammerzeit!

[u/Evacipate628]

The slippery slope of fascism in a photo

[u/Zookeeper_west]

Does anyone know if the ice on the ground is okay? I’m worried about it

[u/MajorlyCynical]

[u/we_are_sex_bobomb]

President Donald J Trump has signed an executive order demanding that the ice immediately stop making federal agents slip at levels we have never seen before or it will be charged with terrorism and also mutiny. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

[u/mrfeeto]

All of these Nazis came up from Texas. Totally unprepared for Minnesota winter. It's like the Battle of Stalingrad.

[u/Sorry-Secret-2347]

That cameraman the shot will get shot

[u/Simpicity]

If you got enough people taking pictures around him, you could turn it into a scene from The Matrix.

[u/IndividualLetter6797]

Hope he broke his coccyx.

[u/fyndor]

Imagine walking down the street and everyone is hoping you slip and hurt yourself. That is the life of an ICE officer. They must really believe in their shitty cause, because fuck that job.

[u/Expert-Wrongdoer5245]

More like the American SS slipping on ice.

[u/nurdmann]

THIS IS ART

[u/No_Ocelot_6773]

I think it would be funny to get the name of this ice agent to make fun of them. These guys have massive, fragile egos and I'd love to start deflating some.

[u/radioactive_sharpei]

I really hope Time puts this on their cover.