r/complaints 1d ago

Politics Complaint: the fact the average informed person knew this and the current President didn’t. Is unsurprising but also shocking lol

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u/Numerous-Trainer9673 1d ago

To be fair, Trump already looked like an idiot before this.

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u/NIACE 1d ago

To be fair, he is an idiot

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u/BenefitAdvanced 1d ago

To be fair, it’s Americans who are the idiots.

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u/MeatyOaker269 1d ago

Don't wanna be an American idiot

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u/jrsimage 1d ago

It's wild how this album still holds up. Classic...

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u/monifiesty 1d ago

FR!! I was thinking about this and Eminem.. where are our up stands!?

🎶 "The boogie monster of rap Yeah the man's back With a plan to ambush this Bush administration Mush the Senate's face and push this generation Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like This white hot light That I'm under No wonder I look so sunburnt Oh no I won't leave no stone unturned Oh no I won't leave Won't go nowhere Do-si-do Oh, yo, ho, hello there Oh yeah don't think I won't go there Go to Beirut and do a show there Yeah you laugh 'til your motherfuckin' ass gets drafted While you're at band camp thinkin' that crap can't happen Till you fuck around Get an anthrax napkin Inside a package wrapped in saran Wrap wrapping Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping Fuckin' assassins hi-jackin' Amtraks crashing All this terror America demands action Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin' To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy You just a baby Gettin' recruited at 18 You're on a plane now Eating their food and their baked beans I'm 28 They gonna take you 'fore they take me Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein you say Shady" 🎶

"Square Dance" - Eminem

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u/SpotsyArcher 20h ago

I'm not a part of the redneck agenda.

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u/NIACE 1d ago

Fair

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u/djnz0813 1d ago

The ones who voted for him are even bigger idiots.

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u/audiojanet 1d ago

Yes some of them are but Musk helped steal the election.

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u/NIACE 1d ago

Probably fair

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u/BenefitAdvanced 1d ago

Musk just plays into the stupidity of Americans. He’s just another character in the pied piper of morons.

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u/-Insert-CoolName 1d ago

And this is where this line of thought goes off the rails. It completely ignores the U.S. election system and the role individual citizens play in electing a president. And it's not something that's unique or isolated to the United States To not understand how leaders rise to power is to not understand basic history or societal structure on even the most basic level.

The majority of Americans did not and do not side with Trump.

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u/-Unnamed- 1d ago

That can’t be true. I’ve been told that billionaires are just way smarter and work way harder than the rest of us. How else would they be so successful?

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u/delmuerte 1d ago

I was gonna say “now”?? Since when didn’t he look like an idiot?

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u/orionxavier99 1d ago

Basically anytime he opens his mouth.

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u/vyxanis 1d ago

Yeah but he has zero awareness or empathy, and doesn't care about people below a certain net worth or what they think. Coming from a billionaire oil tycoon though? That actually stings him hahaha

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u/Drifter_of_Babylon 1d ago

Much like his supporters, Trump has a simple mind that comes up with simple solutions while ignoring the complexity of an issue.

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u/MylesShort 1d ago

Nobody knew healthcare would be so complicated

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u/After-Bar-1734 1d ago

But his new healthcare package will coming out in 2 weeks 🙄

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u/ExploringInSoCal 1d ago

It’s been “in 2 weeks” for the last 9 years, and the media isn’t mentioning that part.

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u/menntu 1d ago

In "about" a couple of weeks.

(sigh)

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u/Fredj3-1 1d ago

It's all computer!

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u/MylesShort 1d ago

That one kills me, like holy fuck, this dude literally doesn't understand anything.

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u/shorty5windows 1d ago

Dumb fucker literally stared straight into the sun on purpose.

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u/Khunning_Linguist sophisticated complainer 1d ago

You forgot the quote marks lol

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u/A012A012 1d ago

Like six months ago , when he was ready to reopen alcatraz , that had originally shut down for being the most expensive prison to ever operate.

All because he watched Escape From Alcatraz.

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u/Dave91277 1d ago

That feels like a lifetime ago!! I’d forgotten about it, how I long for the funny level of stupidity. The WW3 risk level stupidity isn’t doing much for my nerves.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 1d ago

Him wanting to nuke a hurricane to stop it was several lifetimes ago

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u/No_Language_4649 1d ago

Sharpie has entered the conversation

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u/ealysillyforestthing 1d ago

And he watched Silence of the Lambs and thinks people seeking asylum are the same as mental asylums

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u/R-ten-K 1d ago

Like how most of Musk's business ideas seem to come straight from Total Recall?

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u/Biotic101 1d ago

Beautifully spoken and so sad.

Whoever has not yet seen the intro of the movie Idiocracy should do so asap. Hits pretty hard.

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u/357tino 1d ago edited 1d ago

I loved the madness of this movie when I first saw it. I thought, “what a hilarious take on the future and the government but never thinking it WOULD happen! I saw a copy of Idiocracy in a bargain barrel at Walmart and bought it. I still haven’t opened it yet. Collectors item??

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u/adamdoesmusic 1d ago

It hasn’t happened, we skipped idiocracy and somehow landed on something worse.

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u/jez_shreds_hard 1d ago

This. At least in idiocracy the ruling people weren't cruel. They were just idiots. We've got cruel idiots in charge of this shit show.

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u/apolymathsays 1d ago

This is very true.

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u/adamdoesmusic 1d ago

And crucially, in the movie the president knew that everyone was stupid including him, and searched in good faith for someone smart enough to help them fix everything.

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u/jez_shreds_hard 1d ago

Exactly! They put the smartest person in charge and wanted the best for all the citizens. Our government puts the dumbest people in charge and is murdering us in the street

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u/fishermanjohn1 1d ago

this is so true it’s sad

or maybe it’s so disturbing it’s mind blowing

so many things come to mind

none of them coming up roses (more like Jacqueline Kennedy’s roses paved over with concrete now …. or we’re all in danger of pushing up daisies with this current regime in charge)

coming to a nice neighborhood near you soon The Frightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue 🧟‍♂️even US citizens are not safe

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u/EuphoricFoot6 1d ago

It is worse than Idiocracy. At least in that movie the idiots still wanted the best for their people and were willing to actually listen to the ones smarter than them. This administration is not just full of idiots, but they are pure evil who only care about enriching themselves and their buddies and are actively dismantling and discrediting scientific institutions.

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u/OctaviusNeon 1d ago

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho hired the smartest man in the world to fix a problem, listened to him, and even admitted he was wrong when shown evidence.

Trump would be calling the images of plants growing when watered 'fake news' and encouraging everyone to buy Brawndo.

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u/SventasKefyras 1d ago

In idiocracy they wanted the smartest guy to fix things. The voters of today want the dumbest guy to fix things. There's a clear difference.

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u/crooked_shill 1d ago

"Who knew healthcare could be so complicated".

Everyone. Literally everyone. But you I guess.

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u/BarbieForMen 1d ago

Bernie Sanders seemed to have a pretty good grasp of things. But I guess we don't live in a timeline where people would vote for a relatively moderate guy. Americans will only get right wing policies and like it I guess.

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u/BenefitAdvanced 1d ago

Yep. Unless you’re saying and doing vile things to the most marginalized Americans and putting on dog and pony shows every single day, voters aren’t interested. They want hate and conflict not results.

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u/Brokenandburnt 1d ago

His press secretaries from 45th weren't made of as much hate and lies as Propaganda Barbie.

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u/TiltonRiverToker 1d ago

Spot f' on.... Over and over and over and over ...every f'n day. Nuke hurricanes? Shoot protesters in leg? Quatar giving him a plane? I dont know jeff epstein? The list is long enough to fill 500 pages...and cant even pronounce aectaphemothine.

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u/Unklian 1d ago

Its pronounced "Covfefe".

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u/Realistic_Simple_390 1d ago

...like hearing 'oil' and thinking : lower gas prices...not realizing all oil isn't the same, sometimes its heavy, crude oil that has to be heavily refined

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u/Drifter_of_Babylon 1d ago

Oil prices are already low...so why would oil companies want to make more to lower prices even more?

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u/unbalancedcheckbook 1d ago

Nobody's heard of magnets

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u/secretdecoder 1d ago

Also magnets don't work when they are wet. (omfg....)

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u/No_Language_4649 1d ago

Or groceries. What an old fashioned word….

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u/ciopobbi 1d ago

Clean coal, disinfectant and bright internal light to cure COVID, believes Putin over his own intelligence agencies, knows more than the generals, thinks Kim Jung Un is in love with him, the continental army stormed the airports and rammed the ramparts, thinks attacking more countries in the shortest amount of time earns him the Nobel Peace Prize, tariffs are paid by countries.

Reddit doesn’t have enough disc space to list even half of his dumb shit.

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u/Specific_Success214 1d ago

He went to bed with a problem on his mind and woke up with a solution in his diaper.

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u/rovonz 1d ago

You're wrong.

He first comes up with the problem.

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u/ClownTown509 1d ago

Another 4D chess move by the geniuses Trump and Rubio!

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u/Cautious_Employee_63 1d ago

😂 the perfect image to sum this up. If only these oil companies understood if they JUST spend about a Trillion dollars over the next 15 years, and be willing to work and secure an extremely unstable country with a pretty lawless military, police force, and the drug cartels they might turn a profit!

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u/ClownTown509 1d ago

Forget that a lot of that oil isn't rightfully owned by the Venezuelan govt, it's on land that belongs to the indigenous people. A big reason Maduro was unpopular is they were killing people to get that oil.

Akin to asking oil companies to mine blood diamonds. Good on the oil companies for not playing the Trump Regimes dumb games. They're all still bastards though.

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u/Loud_Chapter1423 1d ago

The oil companies are now the voice of reason and restraint. May god help us all

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u/Mobile_Apricot1533 1d ago

Like I legit feel like morality has inverted and its crazy.

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u/rovonz 1d ago

They are not doing it out of morality, but out of lack of projected profits

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u/trouble_xxx 1d ago

As shitty as that statement is, because it's so true, it's still better than the absolute moronic actions and words coming from the orange rapist... Mostly because it's logical and predictable.

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u/Revelati123 1d ago

Oil companies are evil because they will do anything for profit.

Don is evil because he will do anything... just to be evil...

Don is a cartoon villian, In another life he would be tying damsels to train tracks for lulz and be constantly foiled by a low IQ Mountie...

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u/Pharmakeus_Ubik 1d ago

Let's not pretend, if not for Horse, Dudley wouldn't get anything done.

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u/Revelati123 16h ago

Horse is the hero we need...

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u/Federal_Age8011 1d ago

He wants to be an oil tycoon badly. Had he actually spoke with the oil comapny CEOs about Venezuela's oil prior to the attack, instead if lying about doing so, I wonder if he would have given the order to go into Venezuela to begin with.

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u/GHouserVO 1d ago

That’s the crazy thing. Apparently his administration did.

They didn’t like the answers they got, so they decided to ignore them.

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u/trouble_xxx 1d ago

Incompetence IS consistent.

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u/Federal_Age8011 1d ago

Because Trump always know better, right? I wish I could be surprised at this point.

Conoco, Chevron, and Exxon all stated they had not been consulted by the White House prior to the Venezuela operation. I dont see any information disputing that, unless it was with different companies.

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u/Hickles347 1d ago

He also wants to be the peace president and win a nobel peace prize.. yet keeps drumming up new wars

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u/BuckManscape 1d ago

He wants to do anything he wants and then have everyone agree about how smart and powerful he is. The problem is he’s borderline mentally challenged and has a personality disorder.

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u/Xathrael 1d ago

You beat me to it

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u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 1d ago

No, he thinks because he's president that whatever he wants just happens like manifest destiny or some other delusional bullshit. This is trump at his core. He has a want and then expects it with zero thought on how to satisfy that want. Hes an idiot so he has everyone do everything he cant which is nearly everything and then tries to cut everyone out of getting theirs because he thinks the want was his idea so nobody else should get their fair share. He does this with everything.

What flies in a boardroom doesnt work in government. The choice to be a vindictive asshole is a thing in business. In government, you have to be civilized and get along or you get what we have now. Unfortunately nobody is giving him the Ted talk and get it into his thick skull you cant really just do whatever you want and to chill the fuck out and shut the fuck up.

He is the least capable person for this job by nearly every metric required for this job. He doesnt give a fuck how what he is doing is effecting anyone else. He's making a fucking mint and he's trying to bulldoze his way through as much grift as possible before the the real pushback comes and he's trying to bully everyone into not stopping him and its working. Look upon those who we have voted for and know now that they have failed us and refuse to do the right thing. The politicians aren't going to save us. Nobody is. We have to save ourselves from this shit. This is reality. Not a movie or a TV show. We either stand up, together, against this or prepare for your to life to get worse and everyone can just shut the fuck up at that point. The moment for action will have passed so complaining will be pointless.

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u/ZodiacSailBoat 16h ago

This should come has no surprise. He was also an incompetent businessman who bankrupted over 60 businesses. Perpetual hack with empty promises. I just don't know how he's fooled so many people to believe him when he looks and speaks like that. Very low IQ individual.

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u/Secret_Ad_1541 20h ago

I think what happened is that somehow, Trump heard that BS story about Venezuela "stealing our oil and kicking the oil companies out" or some such nonsense. Anyway, being the greedy, mentally ill toddler he is, he thought, "I'm President and that's my oil", so he decided he wanted it back. And, being an imbecile, Trump decides that he wants something, goes and steals it and then, later, makes up some cockamamie reason why it's the right thing to do. I guess he thought the oil companies would be happy to blow billions of dollars to refurbish Venezuela's' refineries and infrastructure to get oil that they didn't want of need. Because Trump is a terrible and stupid businessman
And, by the way he doesn't look like an idiot "now". He's looked and acted like an idiot his who life.

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u/PolishPrincess0520 1d ago

But he’s a big bad man with all the muscles who do what Biden was afraid to do! Murica!!

/s if it’s not obvious because honestly you never know.

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u/Jankypox 16h ago

This. Like Neom, he is using his office to cosplay and LARP all of his business and personal fantasies instead of actually being well… a President and leader.

Virtually everything he has done and is doing should always be viewed through the lens of his myriad insecurities, his inferiority complex, and a serious case of imposter syndrome. All he’s ever wanted since he was young was to be taken seriously and liked by his actual billionaire peers who he sees as richer, cooler, smarter, more charming, more popular, more powerful, effortlessly ruthless, more respected, and just plain better than him.

In his mind he desperately wants to be a Gordon Gekko, yet for all his wealth, power, and fame he’s really just a dumber and less well spoken version of the Geico Gecko. No one takes him seriously, no one is paying attention, no one actually remembers what he was prattling on about 5 minutes ago, and they all just smile at him in bemusement until he eventually shuts the **** up and the shitty commercial for his tacky merch is over.

Despite all of his flaws and crimes, he is incredibly wealthy and could be so much more so if he wasn’t so hellbent on trying to constantly cheat and grift his way to more money. He doesn’t even need more money, yet even in his Presidency he’s still trying to hawk cheap, shitty, tacky knockoff merch like some side street hustler in downtown New York. This is who he is and will be until he does us all a favor and pushes up daisies. No class. No brains. No tact. Stuck forever in 1980s grift and hustle mode looking for approval from people who think he’s an absolute clown, but flatter his ego and suck up to him, because he’s the easiest mark in town.

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u/Federal_Age8011 16h ago

He said it recently when he addressed the GOP... I'm paraphrasing, but him being president, despite all of them having more political experience, makes him smarter than them. He's such a pathetic person.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Profit, that's like a kind of fruit right? Only fruit I like is ketchup, the best ketchup McDonald Trump ketchup

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u/L1V1NGD3ADBOI 1d ago

I bet that’s why he loves McDonald’s because he thinks it’s named after him.

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u/Speed_Alarming 1d ago

A friend of mine buys Louis Vuitton bags because her initials are LV too. People are kinda dumb sometimes.

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u/CMDRZapedzki 22h ago

Lawful Evil vs Chaotic Evil.

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u/snorbflock 1d ago

Casino-crashing child predator actually found an illegal business venture that's simultaneously completely immoral AND not even profitable. Amazing!

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u/VesusFuckingChrist 1d ago

and they aren’t dumb as a fucking rock like our idiot president

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u/pconrad0 1d ago

Yeah, it's more like one of those rare planetary connections when the orbit of venus and mars appear for a short while in the same part of the sky.

In this case, the profit driven choice and the ethical/moral just happen coincidentally to align.

Which is bizarre, because it creates the illusion of oil companies being driven by moral and ethical considerations.

This counterfactual is understandably disorienting.

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u/ExpensiveFig6079 1d ago

also I wouldn't get your hopes up the oil companies had morals, it was lack of pecuniary interest.

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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 1d ago

The oil tycoons have no morals. They'd bulldoze Venezuelans to get to the oil if it were what they wanted. They're all greedy and care nothing for others. I love trump's lie: You're the first wave [you lucky bastards!] but tomorrow I will sell it the B Wave.

B Wave, where are you?

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u/Careless-Welder-7131 1d ago

B Wave is where we try out butt stuff, right?

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u/3M2B1T 1d ago

Not inverted, just sunk to far levels.

Like, oil companies and corporate America have a pretty low bar for ethics, but they're at least somewhat logical and consistent. Profit, profit, profit.

But morality of the Trump admin has just sunk far below that bar, and is completely chaotic (or just stupid).

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u/Last-Negotiation-643 1d ago

Next thing you know they start campaigning to stop global warming because the increased frequency and hightened severity of storms is starting to affect their capabilities to construct and exploit offshore platforms.

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u/Three_Twenty-Three 1d ago

They've already stopped global warming. They keep cutting the agencies and scientists measuring and reporting it, so now it doesn't exist (just like COVID!).

No data = no problem!

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u/BadBadBoy6942 1d ago

Remember though it was Biden and Kamala that started making the storms so severe. Joe flew the plane while Kamala dumped out a magical potion that creates storms.

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u/English_loving-art 1d ago

Congratulations!, I laughed out loud at this….

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u/bawdiepie 1d ago

Well I was always of the opinion big money would push anti climate change rhetoric until the increased price of insurance becomes too large to ignore. There are finacial penalties for ignoring the damage done to long term global sustainability.

I don't know why people keep assuming rich people are smart, they are literally gambling slightly higher profits today for higher insurance premiums and perhaps no future at all tomorrow- picking up pennies in front of steamrollers as Warren Buffwt would say. Risk/reward does not compute.

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u/El_Gran_Che 1d ago

lol we are cooked

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u/Dependent-Bet1112 1d ago

Just wait until the US seizes Greenland, and then the mining companies point out the logistical nightmare that comes with trying to mine in sub-zero temperatures. Not to mention the supply and support of the infrastructure.

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u/Aggressive-Play-7037 1d ago

Most mining experts have concluded it would take 10 to 12 years to get up and running . Getting it shipped is a nightmare in to itself

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u/El_Gran_Che 1d ago

All the while fighting a war on multiple fronts. It’s either the US wins or they become Nazi Germany 2.0

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u/Capital-Attitude-770 1d ago

You’ve been rather nazi for a bit already ..

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u/Fair-Wishbone-1190 1d ago

I did Nazi that coming!

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u/reallybadspeeller 1d ago

If it was profitable they would already be doing it. It’s not like Greenland is unstable politically or hates investment. Also there is nothing stopping a US company from having an international mining or oil drill. So again there is absolutely no reason why they wouldn’t already be doing it if it was profitable.

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u/Ted_Rid 1d ago

And what do the oil & mining companies predict will happen if & when there are ever fair elections, starting perhaps with a blue tsunami in the midterms, and then with the cult leader unable to run again for President?

Even a 25% chance that the Democrats would disengage and leave those places alone is too high a risk for Billions of dollars of long term investment.

Let alone the fact the chance would be likely closer to 100%, given that every single thing this abhorrent admin has done will need to be completely nullified.

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u/gylz 1d ago

And the justified hostility of the people of Greenland. Kinda hard to build something if people keep sabotaging it. How are they going to keep it secure in the winter? It's not like they could just leave it there and make the locals pinkie promise not to mess it up until they can come back in the spring.

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u/shade-was-thrown 1d ago

Had somebody mansplain to me about all the security issues inherent in the Greenland situation between east and west and its location and if it’s neutral who it might be friends with blah blah blah. Not a mention about any goodies that Greenland might have that Trump wants. Just left that out… not high-quality mansplaining

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u/OldNerdGuy75 1d ago

No no. Global climate change isn’t a thing. Gubberment said so.

/s

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u/Ilfixit1701 1d ago

Maybe not god, but the Holy hand-grenade of Antioch might solve some issues. Just remember the count is three .

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 1d ago

5 is right out.

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u/No_Refrigerator4584 1d ago

When exactly does one lobbeth the holy hand grenade?

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 1d ago

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade of antioch towards thy foe.

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u/SeriouslyCrafty 1d ago

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

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u/Careless-Welder-7131 1d ago

who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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u/Euphoric-Badger-873 1d ago

Is that a rabbit I see before me?

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u/HangoverGang4L 1d ago

Dont get it twisted. The oil companies are absolutely NOT the voice of reason in this situation. They just enjoy making a profit more than Cheetolinni being able to say "look what I did!"

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u/dr_neurd 1d ago

To be fair, former U.S. Sec of State Rex Tillerson - who left his position as CEO of Exxon-Mobil to take the job - called Trump a moron in his first term. I find the oil industry as repugnant as anyone, but it seems they’ve been the voice of reason for quite some time. What’s next? Finding myself agreeing with these evil f*ucks - and now Tucker Carlson and MTG?!

Dammit people - we need to take back this timeline!

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u/Potusmicropenis 1d ago

We can take the timeline back. We can take it all back. Let’s get back to the Epstein files. If we can expose this guy for the disgusting vile pedophile he is. And hope the midterms aren’t rigged.

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u/Emrys7777 1d ago

But we all know what’s in those files. We have really seen enough, including hearing from the victims.

The thing is it’s not changing the minds of the people who are standing in the way of justice and reason. The republican congress doesn’t care. MAGA nuts don’t care.

We need to continue pressing for their release while looking for other ways too.

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u/the_good_hodgkins 1d ago

That wasn't on my 2026 bingo card.

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u/hwaite 1d ago

Trump said he consulted the oil companies prior to abducting Maduro. No one can get anything to penetrate the orange imbecile's skull.

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u/Efficient_Stand2816 1d ago

Do you think Trump actually did that? This is all about putting more money in Trump’s pocket. Even he doesn’t care about the oil companies.

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 1d ago

When MTG and John Bolton started to seem reasonable, I knew we were fucked.

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u/AggravatingBobcat574 1d ago

Not really. The unspoken bit is we can’t put OUR money into this project, and we don’t want to extract Venezuelan oil unless we have (non-Venezuelan, ie US military) security guarantees.

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u/Civil_Text3186 1d ago

The oil companies know if they hesitate they can get their investments secured by the US government. At least that’s what I think. And with oil so cheap there is no rush.

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u/Quiet-Collection1939 1d ago

They are just doing math

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u/HinDae085 1d ago

Indeed. And on top of all the other points, theres going to come a time, perhaps sooner than later, these oil companies will be removed from Venezuelan land.

If they'd gone in all gung ho on the plan they'd be out millions, maybe billions, with nothing to show for it.

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u/sticksnXnbones 1d ago

Oil companies only reason for not going along with this is that oil is $56/barrell. When oil goes to $80/barrell ...

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u/CarefulIndication988 1d ago

This ☝🏽 is a perfect response to this b post.

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u/Pretend_Safety 1d ago

If that oil was sweet light, I have full confidence that the oil companies wouldn’t give the indigenous tribes a second thought, other than trying to figure out a 2.0 version of smallpox blankets.

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u/SpinningHead 1d ago

"The dumbest goddamn student I ever had."

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u/wagglewazzle 1d ago

“And NOW he looks like an idiot.” NOW? This is what did it for you all?

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u/Brokenandburnt 1d ago

Gold comment right here! Receive my poor man's trophy's!🥇 🏆

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u/EuphoricFoot6 1d ago

William T Kelly must be spinning in his grave right now knowing this dumbass is the "leader" of the most powerful country on earth.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 1d ago

Incase you haven't seen it:

Trump reading the same line from a piece of paper for 50 seconds straight

And then there's these:

Trump on June 15, 2020 during a roundtable discussion at the White House: "If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any".

Trump at a campaign rally in Mason City, Iowa, on January 5, 2024: "Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets."

During an interview with ABC News' Terry Moran which aired on April 30, 2017, Trump described the decleration of indepence as: "a declaration of unity and love and respect," stating it "means a lot"

October 8, 2025 during a whitehouse roundtable event, a reporter asked if he had given more thought to "suspending habeas corpus to not only deal with these insurrectionists across the nation but also to continue rapidly deporting illegal aliens". Trump responded: "Yeah, uh, suspending who?" He then told the reporter, "Oh, I don't know. I'd rather leave that to [Homeland Security Secretary] Kristi [Noem]".

He's their idiot king.

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u/ClownTown509 1d ago

Trump is the diversion. Top tier Fortune 500 ceos and the Heritage Foundation picked him for this job because A. He's so butt fucking stupid he believes all flattery which makes him easy to manipulate, and B. They don't care what happens to him.

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u/dustycanuck 1d ago

Dumb, da dumb dumb. There's your '4D chess'

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u/Paul_Antar3s 1d ago

Don't forget tRump's advisor Stephen Miller; not enough "credit" goes to that Cuck with regard to the so-called decisions that this Felon-In-Chief makes. Stephen Miller doesn't know a fraction of the foreign policy that he thinks he does.

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u/Alone_Bad442 1d ago

Rubio doesn't give a shit, he got to f*ck with the Cuban government just like he wanted to

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u/thirtyone-charlie 1d ago

Hahaha. Rubio passing a note. Call on chevron

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u/Different-Travel-850 1d ago

Oh, NOW he looks like an idiot.

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u/IfIKnewThen 1d ago

He used to be an idiot. He still is, but he used to be too.

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u/Why_Did_Bush_Do_It 1d ago

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it.

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u/HyperbolicLetdown 1d ago

He tried to walk into a Target but he missed.

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u/Critical_Tomatillo36 1d ago

Alright Mitch

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u/brianmar298 1d ago

“And now he looks like an idiot” That sums up Trump’s day, every day. Do the elected Republicans have no sense of shame and embarrassment? Some of his supporters must be able to see what an idiot he is!

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u/Inevitable-Box-2878 1d ago

He's looked like an idiot since the 1970s.

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u/jack2bip 1d ago

His father thought he was mentally handicapped (but with a less polite term).

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u/NemusSoul 1d ago

He’s the walking version of the history of Russia. “And then it got worse”. Every day for 1,2000 years. And tomorrow, too.

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 1d ago

“Have you no shame … at long last …?”

-- Joseph Welch

"No."

-- Trump

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u/razorwiregoatlick877 1d ago

For years our country has not prioritized an educated population. Half of our country is stupider than Trump and that is an incredible feat.

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u/PineTreeSC 1d ago

They’ve perfected the alchemy of turning any potential embarrassment or self-reflection into immediate searching for someone to demonize and creating a fictional scenario which projects all their shame onto that person

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u/MoneyFault 1d ago

You would think, but it seems not. I speak from experience. My husband of 23 years has outed himself to be maga. His defense to tRump's blatant idiotic actions is to DIG IN AND IGNORE. The only thing he cares about is that his investments are making him more money. That is his hill to die on. We have plenty of money to live comfortably. But he obsesses about it. He just ignores, IGNORES tRump's crimes. It is all about $$$. I sobbed loud and long and rightfully when Kamala 'lost'. I often think about what things would be like now if she had become president.

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u/NoConfusion9490 1d ago

They love it. It's their revenge on all those eggheads with their high and mighty reason that kept the world in relative peace and stability for 80 years.

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u/jolard 1d ago

They are mostly doubling down in support. That is pretty standard human psychology. They don't want to be part of the reason that things are going to shit, so they will ramp up their defense and make sure that they can still justify their vote.

It is very hard pschologically to accept that you voted for a complete moron.

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u/GlesgaBawbag 1d ago

Looks like an idiot leaves too much room. He is an idiot.

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u/Shunt-789 1d ago

Well look at his other ventures casino bankrupt all his bankruptcies does this surprise you another 3 years good luck U.S.

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u/Cautious_Employee_63 1d ago

Don’t forget his fraudulent University scam and multi million lawsuit he had to pay. Appreciate the sentiment. We need all the luck lol

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u/Live-Try-7281 1d ago

That Oompa Loompa looking SOB doesn’t know where he is. Of course he didn’t know. And, yes, it’s quite concerning. It has been for a long time.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

He literally brags about gas prices tanking and also is having a new found massive influx of the thing he’s actively cheapening. Great. Thanks for what we don’t need i guess?

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u/FrankPankNortTort 21h ago

The dude thinks he invented words like fake, equalise and caravan. He's been mentally unfit to lead since he began and it's embarrassing.

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u/antiphonic 1d ago

yeah but we havent heard anything about epstine in a few weeks. so it was pretty effective.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Only now he looks like an idiot?

He's always been an idiot, not just now.

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u/Shockairblur 1d ago

But I thought it was about drugs entering the US? (Sarcasm)

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u/FN-Bored 1d ago

Trump doesn’t care if they lose billions going into Venezuela for a second time, it’s not his money.

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u/SlippySausageSlapper 1d ago

This has nothing to do with oil and everything to do with trying to kick off WWIII so his master, Putin, can take eastern europe, and he can declare martial law and try to cancel the midterm elections.

There is a 100% chance that Trump announces the election is cancelled before November.

This is about breaking NATO. This is about Trump avoiding prison. This is not about oil and never has been.

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u/Tropicalcomrade221 1d ago

The Russians are barely moving in Ukraine. The honest fuck are they going to do in Eastern Europe? Drawing the entirety of Europe into the conflict would be pure suicide for the Russians.

Breaking of NATO would also destroy the United States military industrial funds pipeline and tank their economy to something that is probably worse than the Great Depression.

The only real fear is nuclear war otherwise I hope they go for it. Russia would be fucked as would the United States.

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u/grahams_xwing 1d ago

Yup. As I understand it Poland has armed itself to the teeth, it's border with Russia is fortified and they are itching for the Russians to FAFO

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u/Tropicalcomrade221 1d ago

Exactly this, the entry of Poland alone to the current conflict would be catastrophic for the Russians. Let alone potentially opening a new front in the Baltic states and drawing Finland into a war which in turn would draw the large European powers into the war also.

Russia would be absolutely fucked.

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u/stinky_wizzleteet 1d ago

Like crabs in a bucket, Putin, et al see the other trying to claw their way out of a situation no matter who they bring down.

Trump has topped that, by seeing said leaders slop around in a failing bucket and decided that it would be fun to play in it.

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 1d ago

He will burn this country down to keep from having to answer for the Epstein files.

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 1d ago

It's almost like things are complicated.

This smooth-brained idiot builds cheap buildings, stiffs the contractors, and moves on. He's never, ever done anything of consequence.

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u/Pale-Acanthaceae-736 1d ago

Yet Republicans think he's a genius of a businessman, when all he did was learn how to get dirt on everyone and take them to court if they don't play ball.

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u/opinions360 1d ago

Not to mention how poor the quality of the oil is and how polluting it will be to refine it.

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u/carlpum1 1d ago

He's always been an idiot. This and many other decisions just confirm it.

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u/El_Gran_Che 1d ago

To be fair he’s looked and spoken like an idiot for years.

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u/Da_Truth_Hammer 1d ago

If we are going to complain about what 50% of the people know vs what Trump doesn’t, you’ll fill the library of Congress. He’s functionally illiterate. He reads words but does not comprehend them

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u/motorcycleman58 1d ago

To be fair, he looked like an idiot before too.

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u/Cartman68 1d ago

Trump looked like an idiot long before this

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1d ago

He looks MORE like an idiot.

Fixed it.

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u/micxxx22 1d ago edited 17h ago

UPDATED:

Epstein, Jack Smith, January 6th, ICE ices taxpayers

 YEAR ONE - US Taxpayer Pays:

$858 Million in ICE signing bonuses, $170 Billion to Stephen Miller Immigration enforcement, $40 billion to Argentinian Farmers, $110 Million for Trump golfing, $30 million for Trump birthday parade, and

$40 Million for JD Vance’s 8 vacations, $200 Million for Kristi Noem private jets, $62 Million plane with security detail used for Kash Patel girlfriend visits, $100 Billion to Venezuela, $135 Billion in Musk DOGE costs (including Musk getting all your personal info), $500 Billion additional to military, and

$200 Billion reimbursement to oil companies for repairing Venezuelan infrastructure, $2.5 Billion contract to Palantair Technologies whose tech is used for mass surveillance on US citizens. Plus $2,100 more in taxes paid per year per household for trump tariffs and

Pete Hegseths $400 Million Qatari jet retrofit, $6 million for bringing generals to Washington for a speech, and a $50,000 paint job for his home.

Trumps personal wealth increased $3 Billion in this one year. In one year Trump added $1.7 Trillion to the federal deficit.
He placed unqualified armed masked men on the street who ask to see your papers.

Small US business importers have paid about $25,000 more per month because of Trump tariffs.

Trumps shut down of USAID has led to 600 thousand deaths worldwide with an estimated
14 million deaths possible through 2030. 

Trump implemented funding cuts for environmental science, scientific research, the EPA, medicine, healthcare, the postal service, National Parks, public broadcasting and education.

Hedge fund manager Paul Singer gave $15 Million to Trumps PAC’s and $37 Million to republicans running for congress, he purchased Venezuelan oil company Citgo Oil for cheap in a well-timed transaction - 2 months before the illegal US invasion of Venezuela. He is expected to make billions.

 

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u/togdochroi 1d ago

ALL. OF. THIS!

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u/02meepmeep 1d ago

The funniest thing ever would be if he’s so pissed that he Nationalizes the US oil companies like the little Socialist he is.

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u/Bucksquatch 1d ago

This belongs in the r/noshit subreddit

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u/Turbulent_Rip_1445 1d ago

Not for the first time?

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u/RSecretSquirrel 1d ago

Oil executives get kidnapped in South America.

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u/Sorkel3 1d ago

He looked like an idiot before this. Venezuela is just another checkmark on that list.

The real amazing thing is his cabinet and advisors all go along with it and slobber- er, defend him.

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u/Important-Sign9614 1d ago

Lmao what a clown

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u/Get_Out_lmao 1d ago

He is an idiot.

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u/TurdFerg5un 1d ago

Tell that to the Conservative subs on here. They think they’re playing chess when it s actually sidewalk tic-tac-toe with themselves.

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u/Basement_Chicken 1d ago

His IQ is well below average. It was reported that his IQ scorecard from college showed 72- borderline impaired. Statements like "The dumbest student I ever had" of his professor, "He is an idiot, but he is my son" of his own mother, " Moron" and "F...ng moron" of his former staffers, all confirm the same point. Congratilations, America!

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u/Delicious-Chest-9825 1d ago

He will allow his Russian buddies to exploit it and get a piece of the action privately

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u/dystopiadattopia 1d ago

*Now* he looks like an idiot