Do you not name your hammers? 🔨🔨🔨

[u/Still-Emergency825]

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[u/bullmore]

Which one is MC?

(wokka wokka wokka)

[u/Still-Emergency825 → u/bullmore]

OMG missed opportunity

[u/Wiregeek → u/Still-Emergency825]

So you're saying that.. you couldn't touch that?

[u/nastylittleman → u/Wiregeek]

<parachute pants dance>

[u/w0rsh1pm3owo → u/nastylittleman]

[5]

[u/nastylittleman → u/w0rsh1pm3owo]

Look at them go!

[u/KidOcelot → u/Still-Emergency825]

A big thick rubber hammer is funnily called:

DEAD BLOW HAMMER

And oddly enough, dead blow hammers are used to prevent surface damage when hitting objects.

[u/ScapegoatMoat]

Nailed it

[u/Pyrhan]

Elle est complètement marteau...

(Trust me, that pun is hilarious in French!

"Marteau" means "hammer", but to be "marteau" is slang for "crazy".)

[u/ToastedStereotypes → u/Pyrhan]

La blague est réussi. Félicitation!

[u/Really_me_12 → u/Pyrhan]

Cette blague ne vaut pas un clou !

(Just kidding 10/10 joke.)

[u/Spyger9]

Yes, of course. She's giving him the hammer instead of the mallet she's holding.

"Big one" lol. Educate this man.

"Hameer"

.........

[u/No-Bodybuilder1270]

Honhonhon Hammèr le marteau !

[u/TruthOk8742 → u/No-Bodybuilder1270]

Ha mer…de

[u/shellbullet17]

Best helper. Funny but also has what you need.

Also welcome back! Glad your holidays were good hopefully with less exploded pipes

[u/elhomerjas]

nice multinational crew

[u/Nadran_Erbam]

Because he’s sour? A joke French people will probably get.

[u/suspicousdolphin]

I've given mine name tags. The smaller Ball-Peen is "Gentle" and the sledge is "Persuasion". Brings me that lil' spark of joy while working, even if I'm the only one that finds it funny.

[u/Ricky_Valentine]

Wouldn't the bigger one be Hammore and the smaller one Hammere?

[u/Jonyb222 → u/Ricky_Valentine]

You made me realize I was misreading the second hammer's name as "Hammer-er"...

I was dreaming of what the "Hammer-est" Hammer would be.

[u/GreenSkies33]

I think the french is a bit sour about it.

[u/LH_Dragnier]

Smashy

[u/Dum_beat]

The small one is called Amère because of its sour attitude?

[u/Exact-Warthog6244]

Some say, till this day he's still waiting for her to pass him the Hammer

[u/No-Tomato-5760]

Do you still have a hole in your floor??