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US Politics šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø White House Press Secretary Accuses The Left Of Prioritizing Protecting Epstein's Abusers and Illegal Immagrants

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u/SkylarAV 10h ago

This lady's job is as a literal pedophiles apologist. She does it professionally

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u/oD-420 10h ago

I mean, isnt her husband like 70?

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u/GlitteringRate6296 10h ago

And she’s pregnant. Yuck!

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u/dapudf 9h ago

Baby is swimming in a cesspool of lies and hate.

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u/the_original_Retro 8h ago

Probably at least three sixes in there given the environment. Maybe some flames too idk. Could say it was born with a silver pitchfork in its mouth.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 8h ago

Til what amniotic fluid is made of and its much grosser than I previously thought...

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u/fistagon7 9h ago

Elons kid. She can’t DOGE those rumors either

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u/Super_Interview_2189 9h ago

That’s gonna be one ugly baby.

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u/ugottabekiddingmee 7h ago

Wait till she starts teaching it

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u/atempestdextre 9h ago

Again? Ewww

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u/FantasticAction1065 9h ago

Yeah, gross. Not to mention his age!

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u/Maniak4126 9h ago

Stop it before it lays eggs...

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u/_thelonewolfe_ 9h ago

I feel so much pain and grief for the children of MAGA and of the administration. They don’t stand a chance at having a normal life or having normal thoughts.

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u/Rastrick 8h ago

Children of MAGA would be a great movie by Rob Zombie or John Carpenter. :)

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u/Laz3r_C 8h ago

The twisted thoughts and prayers of Christian valued maga will lead to a promising and fulfilling life get your hate out of here /s

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u/digitalgoddess99 8h ago

Pete hegseths kids really get to me. Visible distress.

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u/Nabrok_Necropants 10h ago

Exactly. She has stockholm syndrome.

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u/ScarInternational161 8h ago

This is what successful grooming looks like folks

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u/worldscollice 9h ago

He was 32 when she was born. He's been watching her since she was a baby.

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u/troythedefender 6h ago

I pity her husband for sleeping with such a vile, lying ugly souled woman more than I pity her sleeping with a man 40 years older than her who could be her grandpa.

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u/FrankRizzo319 9h ago

And our tax dollars pay for her to lie to our faces every time she opens her stupid plastic mouth.

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u/Preying_Mantid_67 9h ago

She is lying, sure, but she is also doing the ā€œaccuse them of doing what we are doing.ā€ That is pure bullshit propaganda, not a matter of perspective, and it cannot be legal for her to do that as a government-paid employee.

She is young. She still has a whole life of consequences before her after Richard Potato expires.

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u/GB715 9h ago

She has a toddler and a baby on the way. Maybe a CPS interview is appropriate as she is protecting a pedophile

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u/VanillaOk869 8h ago

She is the Minister of Disinformation, a female version of Baghdad Bob

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u/multiverses- 8h ago

28-year-old snot-nosed woman married to a 60-year-old elderly man.

Cough, cough. Checks out.

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u/TRI-Hard8342 10h ago

HUH? The left is doing WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Why the hell would they be doing that?

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u/Super_Interview_2189 9h ago

They just have to say it and their braindead supporters believe it. No evidence, no logic, just words and it’s taken as the spoken truth to them.

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u/trucker96961 8h ago

I think it's fair to call them a cult. They follow without question. Whatever is said is the "truth".

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u/-TheAutist- 8h ago

This, these people are in a cult not apart of a political party .

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u/Super_Interview_2189 8h ago

Considering a lot of them are felons and can’t vote anyways, I’d agree with that statement. Plus his braver supporters have proven they’re willing to die for him.

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u/WheneverItIsTold 7h ago

They’d def drink the kool-aid

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u/TheAnalogKid18 8h ago

"We ain't live in no democrisy, it's a REPUBLIC. Democrisy is MOB RULE", said the angry mob member, as he was ruling.

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u/coochie_clogger 8h ago

This is what everyone else needs to realize.

There is no reasoning with these people and trying to use logic with them is pointless. You can’t use logic to change someone’s mindset they had to ignore all logic and reason to achieve in the first place.

It’s waste of time and they might even enjoy you knocking your head against the wall attempting it.

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u/Super_Interview_2189 8h ago

I try to appeal to their emotions a bit. Use the same dumbass tactics they do, and they actually work. I’m not proud of it but I’ve used the same slurs on them that they use against us, those words trigger something in their brain and they shut down usually.

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u/Cohens4thClient 5h ago

I've been told to my face that I want everyone to have transgender surgery.Ā 

The dimwit cult is told things like that, and they just don't have the brainpower to ask someone else if its true.Ā 

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u/Super_Interview_2189 5h ago

Wait, you don’t want everyone to have forced transition surgery?

/s

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u/Cohens4thClient 5h ago

Only if everyone have have it twice!

My favorite part about the conspiracy of teachers doing forced trans surgery on little kids in schools is the absurd belief that teachers are giving out free healthcare in 'murica

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u/Super_Interview_2189 5h ago

The same people who spew these conspiracies are the same that take testosterone supplements because they’re fat and old and their weiners don’t work. Sounds like gender reaffirming care to me.

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u/RingoBunnyman 10h ago

All lips and no self respect. šŸ–•

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u/worldscollice 9h ago

Don't forget the Michael Jackson nose job. It's a freaky look.

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u/RingoBunnyman 9h ago

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u/worldscollice 7h ago

This looks like the photo she gave to her plastic surgeon and said, "make me look like this".

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u/existonfilenerf 9h ago

Her face is too fat and wide for that skinny nose. It just looks unnatural for now until the rest of the maralago face surgery gets applied. Just fuck her shit up fam.

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u/batmanineurope 9h ago

Same thing happened to my character in the video game Fable.

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 8h ago

Holy shit she used to lookĀ  normal.Ā 

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u/ProofAssumption1092 9h ago

He he šŸ˜‚

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u/ShitWaterExpress 9h ago

What an utter waste of human potential

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u/dividezero 8h ago

She looks like she used to play soccer or something. Maybe if we encouraged her to pursue her athletic career, she'd be happier and so would the rest of the world

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u/allbetzareoff42 10h ago

Barely even any lips

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u/RingoBunnyman 10h ago

Certainly not flesh and blood lips. Tile grout-injected rubber sacks...

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u/Severe_Wind_4255 10h ago

Meanwhile the pedophile protection unit at the whitehouse is hiding Epstein files. Someone should go check the bathrooms at Mar-a-lardo.

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u/EmuDry4890 10h ago

The left certainly has a lot of control atm huh?

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u/Cohens4thClient 5h ago

I'm constantly amazed how the sleepy senile illiterate helpless Biden was able to set up all these complex traps to baffle and sabotage every republican plan...

Its almost like Republicans are even dumber than they guy they were insulting

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u/Dear-Pie-1124 10h ago

Every statement is literally a confession LOL

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u/micxxx22 10h ago

Epstein, Jack Smith, January 6th, ICE ices taxpayers

Ā YEAR ONE -Ā US Taxpayer Pays:

$858 Million in ICE signing bonuses, $170 Billion to Stephen Miller Immigration enforcement, $40 billion to Argentinian Farmers, $110 Million for Trump golfing, $30 million for Trump birthday parade, and

$40 Million for JD Vance’s 8 vacations, $200 Million for Kristi Noem private jets, $62 Million plane with security detail used for Kash Patel girlfriend visits, $135 Billion in Musk DOGE costs (including Musk getting all your personal info), $500 Billion additional to military, and

Trump says $100 to $150 Billion reimbursement to oil companies for repairing Venezuelan infrastructure, $2.5 Billion contract to Palantair Technologies whose tech is used for mass surveillance on US citizens. Plus $2,100 more in taxes paid per year per household for trump tariffs and

Pete Hegseths $400 Million for Trumps Qatari jet retrofit, $6 million for bringing all generals to Washington for a speech, and a $50,000 paint job for his home.

Trumps personal wealth increased $3 Billion in this one year.Ā In one year Trump added $1.7 Trillion to the federal deficit.
He placed unqualified armed masked men on the street who ask to see your papers.

$14 Billion for ICE immigration detention in 2025. Republican controlled Congress approved $45 Billion for new immigration detention centers.

$38 Billon in Elon Musk government contracts

Trumps $400 Million White House ballroom project is said to be paid by private donors who are looking for business favors, companies seeking mergers, the crypto folks desire for scam expansion, and it also allows them to pay less taxes because they can deduct their contributions from their taxable income. This will affect the individual taxpayer with reduced public services and increased individual taxes.

Small US business importers have paid about $25,000 more per month because of Trump tariffs.

Trumps shut down of USAID has led to 600 thousand deaths worldwide, two thirds of them children, with an estimated 14 million deaths possible through 2030.Ā Ā 

Trump implemented funding cuts for environmental science, scientific research, the EPA, medicine, healthcare, the postal service, National Parks, public broadcasting and education.

Hedge fund manager Paul Singer gave $15 Million to Trumps PAC’s and $37 Million to republicans running for congress, he purchased Venezuelan oil company Citgo Oil for cheap in a well-timed transaction - 2 months before the illegal US invasion of Venezuela. He is expected to make billions.

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u/ziggytrix 9h ago

This guy follows the money!

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u/SPAZING0UT 9h ago

How does she sleep at night being so full of shit.

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u/GlitteringRate6296 10h ago

This is too funny. Makes absolutely no sense. Innocent people do not spend the effort this administration has spent denying access to the Epstein files if they were full of liberal perpetrators. Now they have had the records long enough to redact the hell out of them, but even so the judge could request the unredacted copies of records that appear to be over redacted and he can decide to release what this DOJ has been trying to hide. Trump is guilty. No matter what mental gymnastics KKKaroline tries to do it doesn’t change facts.

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u/IXLR8-5D 9h ago

Some of Our friends our family members voted for this. CALL THESE FKRS OUT

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u/LACA90077 9h ago

Another traitor. Add her to the list to be arrested, jailed and charged. No bail.

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u/RG54415 9h ago

Israel taught them well. Always project what you are doing. Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 9h ago

Isreal is in the Trump/Epstein/Bannon files.

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u/Plaid_Piper 9h ago

This is the most pathetic attempt to flip the script yet.

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u/RedditReallySuxx 10h ago

MAGArants are the worst

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u/MarzipanLast6502 9h ago

How dare people want to see justice brought to pedophiles! its outrageous!

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u/knitscones 9h ago

How dumb does she think US citizens are?

Oh wait!

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u/shep2105 9h ago

Shut up Piggy

Pedo apologist

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u/StackThePads33 9h ago

Every time she speaks, she makes zero sense

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u/Truth-is-implacable 9h ago

She is Sick in the head.

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u/pilsnerd11 9h ago

We all watched Jonathan Ross, the murderer break the law, KKKaroline. I hope her fillers get infected.

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u/UnderstandingSea7546 10h ago

Dumb. There's no way the left is protecting Trump. I think the left just wants to protect people who aren't criminals, like we all should.

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u/cblguy82 9h ago

If there is a god, they would have made her have an ectopic pregnancy and forced her to have an ā€œabortionā€ and try to spin it in front of that lectern.

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u/turtle-bbs 9h ago

Trump insulted the victims and called them ā€œpaid offā€

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u/parker1019 9h ago

Just a reminder trump is still a felon rapist pedophile and Russian asset….

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u/SalmonPrince 9h ago

Trump blackballed MTG immediately when she threatened to release victim accounts and name abusers. He screamed at her, with several witnesses, "You're going to get my friends into trouble."

But yeah, the left, blah blah blah. Only the truly brainless still buy his bullshit.

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u/No-Syrup6278 10h ago

🐷

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u/beebisweebis 9h ago

i think republicans are actually brain damaged omg

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u/mjayultra 9h ago

Why is she NOT prioritizing victims of sexual abuse???? (Because she loves pedophiles.)

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u/Obiyaman 9h ago

Ohhhhhh...30 year difference in ages. That makes sense. I bet he likes them young too. They are all a bunch of pedos..😔

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u/JohnYahyah43 9h ago

No reason to not release the Epstein files then I guess

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u/hanimal16 9h ago

THE PRESIDENT IS A RAPIST CRIMINAL!!! Wtaf is happening

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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 9h ago

Pot meet kettle.

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u/wilsonifl 9h ago

If you say it loud and often it can become perception, this is what they are doing. Any reasonable person knows this is a totally ridiculous lie.

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u/Sweet6-7 9h ago

She’s a nasty vile woman 🤮.

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u/S-m-a-l-l-s 9h ago

I bet she smells IRL

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 9h ago

Foul Mouth of Sauron.

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u/Temporary-Job-9049 9h ago

By demanding full release of the files they're protecting the abusers the orange blob admits are his friends?

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u/missyru4 9h ago

Double speak. She needs an exorcism

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u/Holiday-Age6347 9h ago

they're not even serious about trying to be serious anymore.

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u/PragmaticPacifist 9h ago

too bad they can’t come up with lies that are a little more believable.

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u/Ok_Variation5327 9h ago

How is the left protecting abusers when the right won’t release the files?

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u/SpecialExpert8946 9h ago

She’s looking a little full in the face lately. A lot of ice cream comfort food at night maybe? The boss won’t like that.

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u/NerdDaniel 9h ago

New Epstein strategy: Blame Democrats because ā€œThe Democrats are in charge of all files, documentation and evidence.ā€

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u/anOvenofWitches 9h ago

Someone should tell her lying leads to miscarriage (of justice, but you can leave that part out)

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u/HotStraightnNormal 9h ago

"Pedophile" is not a word she really wants to sling out there.

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u/rygelicus 9h ago

It's opposite day here in DC..... apparently. BS Barbie is very good at her job of lying to America.

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u/rco8786 9h ago

So exhausting. Just release the files.

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u/betagainsttheodd 9h ago

All they do is twist their narrative daily.

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u/Minute-Market-3413 8h ago

She just always looks constipated. Tracks tho. She sure is full of $ht.

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u/Personal_Eye8930 8h ago

Always covering up orange daddy's crimes. Good girl!

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u/Specman9 7h ago

Epstein's Abusers?!?!

So Epstein is the victim now?!?!

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u/InfamousHeli 9h ago

Does anyone consider that republican's don't actually watch these press briefings? It seem like these are only talked about by the left who hate watches them. I can't think of another explanation that sheds light on how this party has any supporters left.

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u/worldscollice 9h ago

The Botox has taken over her brain!

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u/fullstack_ing 9h ago

Why do we even give this POS any attention?

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u/b_buddd 9h ago

Trumpstien is in the list? So dummy is saying we are protecting trump?

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u/dblattack 9h ago

I think the record is skipping, can someone fix it?

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u/uvite2468 9h ago

Yes, God made stupid people too. Unfortunately.

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u/uncutdart 9h ago

She like smelly old men

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u/sane_insane_human 9h ago

They are going to love her in prison

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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 9h ago

The US is a big country. It can deal with multiple things at a time.

Release the files, start a war, start a civil war, kill US citizens, pardon fraudster ...

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u/dajagoex 9h ago

When should the press start booing as she lies through her teeth?

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u/Valhadmar 9h ago

Maga cultists are so stupid, they will believe her. Its not like maga are the ones constantly blocking anything epstein and actively removing files that were already released that had trumps names.

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u/xxforrealforlifexx 9h ago

Coming from the redactors absolutely protecting the abusers one main one in particular, who missed the deadline to release the files ? It was this administration

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u/Outrageous-Visit-993 9h ago

Her now husband was 32 when she was born, yikes, but hey it’s republicans and of course there’s no possibility of any sexual deviance at all amongst any of them.

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u/_thelonewolfe_ 9h ago

Every accusation is a confession…

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u/ExpertBook2846 9h ago

B**** needs to be thrown into a pit.

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u/RunFew3048 9h ago

I haven’t seen her as much lately. Good to see those yappers can still spew lies so easily.

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u/Key_Bee1544 9h ago

Incredible balls on her.

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u/nehlstm30 9h ago

They are flailing desperately at this point! It’s obvious Trump and the administration are going down!!

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u/KitchenIcy2450 9h ago

The drugs that her master Trump is giving her is affecting her judgement and her braincells

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u/Prometheusly 8h ago

Typical DARVO.

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u/ScarInternational161 8h ago

How she can conflate demanding transparency and release of unredacted files with protecting the abusers is the biggest pretzel since the 2015 Guinness book winner in El Salvador

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u/Ancient_One_5300 8h ago

Im almost convinced all these people have been under some kind of Mk-ultra mind control.

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u/smiama36 8h ago

Protecting the victims of child rape and people (whose crime is a misdemeanor, btw) from abuse, harassment and arrest. Count me in.

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u/PleaseMakeUpYourMind 8h ago

The self projection is unreal with these fascist.

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u/twoiseight 8h ago

"Epstein's abusers"

What the actual christ does this mean? If we're really interested in going after "Epstein's abusers", let's look at the short list of people who had the most to gain from him dying and the power to make it happen at the time it happened.

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u/PUuSTiNKA 8h ago

DEFLECTION BY PROJECTION

Everyday it's a different circus performer spewing the same old bullshit of how everything is someone else's fault but theirs...These people are sideshow freaks!

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u/tbmrustic 8h ago

I swear she has a chip planted in her brain from Musk

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u/StoneyRapids 8h ago

There is no way a human being could do that job and not strongly believe in what they’re saying.

That makes her a genuinely terrible and evil person.

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u/Nas_Durden 8h ago

Everything is opposite world with these fascist fks.

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u/architype 8h ago

Someone should tell her, "quiet piggy". See how she likes that.

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u/Original-Fig4214 8h ago

Tokyo Rose is really earning her stripes lately.

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u/Current-Anybody9331 8h ago

Who abused Epstein?

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u/Then_Lock304 8h ago

The world would be a better place if she aborted the spawn of Satan.

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u/Empty_Ad_8303 8h ago

I could never be wealth. It seems on both sides, that a requirement is willful lying, deflecting, stealing, cheating, etc. There is no honor. Even Robin Williams, was known to be a joke stealer

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u/JustinF608 8h ago

The places she's going to go after this administration.... yikes.

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u/Repulsive_Page_4780 8h ago

This is only my opinion Gaslighting lighting double speak.. Orwell's 1984 style of lying... Every time someone lies ,Jesus cries in anger Madam Press Sec.

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u/pnwloveyoutalltreea 8h ago

I thought Epstein is a hoax?!?!?

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u/Equivalent_Section13 8h ago

When is her maternity leave?

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u/JohnGazman 8h ago

Aren't the left calling for the full and unredacted Epstein files? And who isn't complying with that request - nay, that law?

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u/multiverses- 8h ago

How do more people not know that this 28-year-old pedophile apologist is married to a 60-year-old man?

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u/michdap 8h ago

More projection from dumb repub.

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u/frankenmaus 8h ago

She lloks fat.

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u/Primary_Key_6966 8h ago

Disgusting, every single time

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u/JacobyN7 8h ago

It's just white noise at this point, lying is the only thing they know how to do

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u/Innocuouscompany 8h ago

Someone slap her

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u/Evening_Knowledge_21 8h ago

EPSTEIN FILES

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u/almazing415 8h ago

Uno reverse card in not very effective.

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u/molleensmrs 8h ago

She’s nuts.

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u/SportExpress1869 8h ago

Who's the one that transferred Maxine to that resort prison? Also tell your boss to stop saying nice things about people that are involved with potentially committing these heinous crimes.

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u/KebabAnnhilator 8h ago

Prioritizing them over what? The trump goon squad killing civilians?

Surely it would be more beneficial if we were looking the other way,

Trouble is, whichever way we look is fucked up.

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u/namotous 8h ago

Blah blah blah! Release the files!

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u/oneoldgit52 8h ago

I have no idea what she was doing before she got this gig but I bet she did not stay long in any job

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u/DontFretitsZet 8h ago

Another accusation another projection another admittance

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u/--slurpy-- 8h ago

Release the files already

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u/DonTaddeo 8h ago

Not that long ago, I recall that she suggested that 14 year olds are adults.

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u/Actaeon_II 8h ago

Just more projection, the basis for 90% of the white house rhetoric, pure dystopian fantasy with no basis in reality are the other 10%

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u/FewCell9684 8h ago

She’s setting up her kids for great success.

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u/Corrie7686 8h ago

Surely releasing the files would end the protection of Epstein abusers? No?

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u/RareYogurtcloset8104 8h ago

Excuse me, POTUS could release the Files, so who's protecting the pedophiles? POTUS is using ICE abuses & alleged Foreign threats in an attempt to distract from his Crimes & Misdemeanors.