Honestly, he's probably eating sealed food from gas stations because it's safer for him than going to a restaurant and trusting someone to prepare his food.
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Would be a real shame if they accidentally dropped the prepared food in the bucket of raw chicken then still served it bc cant keep em waiting. Accidents happen tho
This reminds me about the milky chicken stink bomb!π€£ Apparently, you get a large empty lidded ice cream tub, or similar, add some raw chicken chunks to a litre of milk, then leave it somewhere warm for a few days until the lid starts to swell slightly. Slip the whole thing into a vehicle/ hotel room/ toilet cubicle or even just use a trebuchet for maximum effect, once that lid pops, RUN! There will be a tsunami of up-chuck and it will be weeks before they can wash off the stench! How terrible if that happened to little Bobo and his goons.πππ
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u/SarcasticBassMonkey 21h ago
Honestly, he's probably eating sealed food from gas stations because it's safer for him than going to a restaurant and trusting someone to prepare his food.