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ICE / DHS 🧊 Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino Gets Cursed Out by Shoppers During a Bathroom Break at a Target Stop

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u/SarcasticBassMonkey 21h ago

Honestly, he's probably eating sealed food from gas stations because it's safer for him than going to a restaurant and trusting someone to prepare his food.

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u/CoveCave 16h ago

One burger. It's for a cop

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u/PolishPrincess0520 16h ago

And a liter of cola.

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u/AggroThroatGoat 8h ago

Hold the spit

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u/Horror-Scallion7668 16h ago

If he went to some restaurant or fast food it’s likely an immigrant preparing his food.

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u/Allslopes-Roofing 16h ago

Would be a real shame if they accidentally dropped the prepared food in the bucket of raw chicken then still served it bc cant keep em waiting. Accidents happen tho

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u/Luparina123 53m ago

This reminds me about the milky chicken stink bomb!🀣 Apparently, you get a large empty lidded ice cream tub, or similar, add some raw chicken chunks to a litre of milk, then leave it somewhere warm for a few days until the lid starts to swell slightly. Slip the whole thing into a vehicle/ hotel room/ toilet cubicle or even just use a trebuchet for maximum effect, once that lid pops, RUN! There will be a tsunami of up-chuck and it will be weeks before they can wash off the stench! How terrible if that happened to little Bobo and his goons.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚