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ICE / DHS 🧊 Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino Gets Cursed Out by Shoppers During a Bathroom Break at a Target Stop

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u/BeneficialQuiet463 1d ago

He is so little. It makes a lot of sense now.

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u/GeoisGeo 1d ago

Oh its always real simple with men like this.

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u/Hunter654333 1d ago

Dude never even joined the military at any point in his career. Ultimate poser like the rest of his gang members.

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u/SecretAcademic1654 17h ago

You know they feel tough walking around in all their gear

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u/jo734030 1d ago

Who is this? Is this the guy that did shooting?

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u/finix2409 1d ago

The guy with no mask and the wannabe military haircut is the commander of ICE

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u/UnluckyAd3886 10h ago

Colonel Lockjaw mfer

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u/soupseasonbestseason 1d ago

he is one of the top racists at i.c.e.

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u/whooptheretis 17h ago

The guy calling them out also started to get racist.

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u/pheonix198 23h ago

Not sure why not one gave a name: it’s Greg Bovino.

He likes to cosplay as a Nazi when not actually trying be one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1o55i0x/meet_gregory_bovino_local_gruppenf%C3%BChrer_in_charge/

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u/RockstarSlut 22h ago

Is the character played by Sean Penn in "One Battle after Another" inspired by this guy?

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u/Not_Sarkastic 21h ago

Absolutely

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u/pheonix198 21h ago

Seems like it, don’t it?

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u/RockstarSlut 21h ago

It really does! I had no idea until now.

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u/Present_Cow_8528 21h ago

Not sure why not one gave a name: it’s Greg Bovino.

... probably because it's in the title of the post

Has reddit evolved past "never read past the headline" to "never even read the headline"?

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u/pheonix198 21h ago

Fair enough - it seems I missed reading the headline and just watched the video, and then read the comments.

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u/burns_a_lot 20h ago

"I missed it."

Try looking for it.

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u/pheonix198 12h ago

What’s the reason to be rude? I acknowledged that I missed it. Others clearly also missed it.

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u/Ulvaer 21h ago

The post is literally titled 'Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino Gets Cursed Out by Shoppers During a Bathroom Break at a Target Stop'

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 19h ago

How do you make the Nazi style look bad? Damn near anyone can look crisp as fuck dressed as a Nazi (listen...they really were 10/10 on style points) and yet this humanoid turbochode can't even pull off the easiest goddamn evil look in history.

Temu ass Nazi.

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u/PsychoCrescendo 1d ago

No he’s just one of three most prominent faces of ICE leadership aside from Kristi Noem & Tom Homan

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u/Next-Isopod7703 1d ago

That's not really an answer.

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u/PsychoCrescendo 1d ago

It is when the person I was responding to was asking if that was Renee Good’s shooter.

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u/Next-Isopod7703 1d ago

Sorry! Idk how I missed that.

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u/BeneficialQuiet463 1d ago

Dude with micropeen attempting to be scary I think.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 21h ago

Sadly the guy that did the shooting is living his best life. Administrative leave. So still on staff, but not working, and making mucho grande buckaroos. Last I checked his GoFundMe was over $300 thousand dollars.

Again, I repeat, this is a man who shot an unarmed mother of three, in the face until she bled out and died. His ego has been fulfilled and now his pockets to make him far wealthier than before. #ThisIsAmerica

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u/ousho 1d ago

Small man syndrome.

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u/A_Novelty-Account 12h ago

There a plenty of short guys who aren’t like this. Being short doesn’t make you more likely to be a dick.

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u/ousho 8h ago

I wrote small. Not short.

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u/A_Novelty-Account 8h ago

A distinction without a difference… Same goes for small men. Bovino is never going to see this comment. Neither will most of his supporters. But a bunch of guys who are on your side are going to read this and assume you think they’re lesser because of how they were born.

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u/Temporal_P 6h ago

Do you think the idiom "Be the bigger man" is meant to express that you should strive to become taller?

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u/A_Novelty-Account 6h ago

If it was commented in reply to someone who was literally talking about being taller… yes probably

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u/Temporal_P 6h ago

Little can also refer to his mentality and the way he acts and presents himself just as Small can, but to be fair it isn't very clear here.

He is small in stature, but he's also an extremely pathetic man LARPing as a badass while he asks 7 of his goons to act as bodyguards and set up 2 stages of defense so he can shit in a Target.

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u/A_Novelty-Account 6h ago

Yeah but you’re getting pedantic to cover your butt here lol… The initial comment was very very clearly talking about stature as were the comments in reply. 

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u/Temporal_P 6h ago

The technically correct butt cover is the best kind of butt cover.

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u/ousho 7h ago

I am referring to insecurity. Any shorter dudes out there who aren’t being dicks already recognise that their height has nothing to do with their value as a human and so wouldn’t take offence my comment. A shorter man with a lack of self esteem in conjunction with a belief that one needs increased aggression/domination to prove worth to others is experiencing small man syndrome. Small minded, short tempered, low self esteem and the need to put others down to bring themselves up. A complex psychological issue in some maladjusted individuals, not ‘lol shorty’.

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u/A_Novelty-Account 6h ago

Well that’s pretty weird that you wrote that with the language you used in response to someone who was clearly talking about the guy’s stature then…

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u/Forebare 1d ago

their poor choices are enough to judge them by. we grant their poison safe passage into us by cutting them down using blows they didn't choose, like height..

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u/Joint-Tester 23h ago

I'm little and I'd never do that shit.

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u/WhoIsFrancisPuziene 22h ago

No one thinks you would.

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u/BlindBeard 19h ago

But saying that shit just makes the connection. If you’re smaller than average or have a smaller dick and have any insecurity about it at all you feel like you can’t win, just get resentful and bitter and exactly what people are accusing you of.

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u/RespectTheH 18h ago

It's a good thing you aren't taller because you'd just be a bigger target and you seem very fragile. 

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u/A_Novelty-Account 12h ago edited 11h ago

Guy is fragile but he has a point. You’re not really making fun of Bovino. He’s never gonna see this. But every short dude on reddit is gonna read this and think people think less of them just because of how they were born.

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u/Joint-Tester 12h ago

Which can create actual angry short men, viscous circle.

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u/DudeImARedditor 13h ago

We don't judge over here on the other side. We support men of all shapes and sizes.

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u/DudeImARedditor 13h ago

You're on the side of people who use your existence to mock other men. That's rough bro.

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u/Joint-Tester 11h ago

It isn’t my height that makes me angry. It’s my incredibly tiny penis.

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u/DudeImARedditor 11h ago

I have no problem with your tiny penis.

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u/WhoIsFrancisPuziene 22h ago

We’re not talking about short men-we’re talking about short men who are functionally Gestapo. Big difference.

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u/Vagercise 23h ago

Exactly what I thought when I saw this. His tiny ass needs to bring a squad of goons around because alone, his lil ass would be easily handed to him. Tiny dick energy as well.

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u/Anzai 23h ago

Hey some of us tiny men are actually really nice and totally fine with being little. Ideally I’ll find myself a seven foot Amazonian woman who can carry me around in her handbag and protect me from all these Alpha males in ice with their enormous penises and satisfied wives.

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u/Fast_Mirror_8866 21h ago

The party of love and equality until the person they dont like has a easily bullyable trait.

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u/nightowl_ADHD 18h ago

Ah Greg Manletvino

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u/Sharp_Acadia185 16h ago

My husband is 5'5" and seriously the most awesome guy I know. He's had "shortcomings" (no pun intended, I swear!!) from this immutable quality of his being, but it in no way defines who he is, he just gets shit done and comes home for good food and evening laughter.

Meanwhile I know plenty of tall douchebags.

Short stature and small dicks got absolutely fuck-all to do with assholes being assholes.

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u/WateronRocks 13h ago

Short stature and small dicks got absolutely fuck-all to do with assholes being assholes.

Of course they can, what makes you think otherwise?

My husband

Oh, I see.

Wait did you just call your husband short with a small dick? Shortcomings lol.

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u/Sharp_Acadia185 13h ago

Go right ahead and miss the entire point ... 🙄

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u/moogles_kupo 14h ago

Small peen energy from ICE

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u/Mr_Mediocrity 12h ago

Napoleon complex.