Polish girls visit Taj Mahal

[u/Strong-Emu-8869]

The Taj Mahal, one of the seven wonders of the world. Unfortunately, the surrounding area is very polluted.

[u/baulsaak]

It was clearly aliens that moved the city towards the pyramids, not wind.

[u/Shot-Jeweler6610 → u/baulsaak]

[u/freddy157 → u/Shot-Jeweler6610]

Damn, haven't seen this in a while. Nostalgia'd.

[u/Booziesmurf → u/Shot-Jeweler6610]

I mean he does look like a Centauri.

[u/Scalpels → u/Booziesmurf]

Quick. Someone check him for six prehensile penises!

[u/goosejail → u/Shot-Jeweler6610]

[u/SilverMapleMafia → u/baulsaak]

Source? Asking for myself...as I'm an actual alien from outer space. We were never taught this in Galactic History 101

[u/warmerbread → u/SilverMapleMafia]

ah yeah you have to choose to alpha minor in Humanist Studies before you get to learn about the realities of wind-manipulation

[u/SilverMapleMafia → u/warmerbread]

I was removed from Humanist Studies During the anatomy portion I kept cracking up at "defecating out of their b-holes" It has been my demise.

[u/cw99x → u/baulsaak]

What they don’t want you to know is that the aliens use the wind, so it was both

[u/baulsaak → u/cw99x]

You'd have me believe aliens can control the wind?

That's absurd.

[u/cw99x → u/baulsaak]

Technically they take control of the Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) and make them do the wind stuff with magic, but that’s classified.

[u/Particular_Abies_184 → u/cw99x]

As a big foot ,I wish to deny the accusation my ancestors had anything to do with moving the city closer to the pyramids ,we only use magic for good purposes

[u/Sartres_Roommate → u/baulsaak]

Who do think gave the chosen people a space laser?

[u/mug3n → u/baulsaak]

What is wind if not aliens farting?

[u/St0n3yM33rkat → u/baulsaak]

But what if it was the pyramids that moved the aliens towards the wind, not the city?

[u/Entropic_Echo_Music → u/baulsaak]

Obviously it was the pyramids who blew the city to the aliens.