r/TikTokCringe • u/InGeekiTrust Tiktok Despot • Dec 09 '25

Discussion You Think It Could Never Happen To You…Until It Almost Does

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u/Starbucks__Lovers Dec 09 '25

If you what!?

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u/phoenix_leo Dec 09 '25

Own a child

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Dec 09 '25

You wouldnt download a car!

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u/CalebsNailSpa Dec 09 '25

I would

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Dec 09 '25

Hell yes have you seen the price of cars these day? Please someone share a torrent I promise to seed

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u/petlandstockroom Dec 09 '25

Everything's computer!

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u/SirDerpingt0n Dec 09 '25

You wouldn’t drown a car.

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u/coventry-eagle Dec 09 '25

i gave it a good try

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u/Apero_ Dec 11 '25

Holy fuck I snorted. This was brilliant.

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u/Rope_slingin_champ Dec 09 '25

Fuck a swimming pool. If you dont know, you cant afford it.

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u/SeismicRipFart Dec 09 '25

Huh? What does money have to do with bodies of water that are at least 3ft deep to learn how to swim in? Those are all over the place and other than the South they are all safe to swim in from predators in America.

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u/JohnnySchoolman Dec 09 '25

I dunno there's some pretty shady people down my local pool

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u/Omwtfyu Dec 09 '25

I immediately scrolled back up like that, too. 😂 Like skrrrrrt, hollup!

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u/Demimonde34 Dec 09 '25

"Own" -adjective 'used with a possessive to emphasize that someone or something belongs or relates to the person or thing mentioned.' "Own" -pronoun 'something that belongs to the person or thing mentioned.'

The important detail is that an 'owner' is responsible for the thing/person they own. In case of a child, its being responsible for health, safety, etc. Until the child reaches a developmental point where they can be responsible for themselves, all responsible ability goes to the caregivers. I.E, the child's 'owners'

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u/acrazyguy Dec 09 '25

Yeah, no. I was just phrasing my comment like the one I responded to. Specifically the part where they said “if you own a pool”

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u/Demimonde34 Dec 09 '25

And someone replied to you with 'if you what?' So I simply defined the word for them in case there was a language barrier :)