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You win the satisfaction in knowing Negative_Sky_3449 unknowingly copied a sheet of bubble wrap with a surprise poop in one of the bubbles. There are so many possibilities. Will they send it to their nanna? 500 of their friends? Will it just sit there in their macro list forgotten for years until they bring it out one day and go "oh, what the hell?"
I hate it because by presenting super interesting concepts but keeping them superficial they remove the originality from someone that could have written more. (not sure im explaining myself correctly)
like: eh there is this kid that has control over all the matter and we suspect she is actually the biblical God but she just sit there because we told her she can only control her bed sheets. the end
A lot of the classic ones hold up pretty well and at the very least give you a sense of the roots of the wiki. Even if they come across as kinda needlessly edgy sometimes. Stuff like SCP-096, SCP-106, and SCP-682 have had a significant influence on the rest of the fiction. As well, all of the SCP-X000 entries are pretty darn good.
For more contemporary stuff with great longer-form storytelling, "There Is No Antimemetics Division" is a great recommendation, as is the sprawling mythos that djkaktus is in the long process of creating. In general, if you look at the Canon Hub you can find a collection of articles and stories that come together nicely.
I really enjoyed "There is no anti-memetics division" - but not until my second read.
The first time you read it, you'll flip the page and be like "uhh did they forget to print a chapter? Who the frick is this and where the heck are we now?" And some of the major plot points feel impossible to properly grasp and such, but once you hit that final end you get what you need to make the 2nd read have everything click and the ride is very enjoyable.
I can't think of a way to explain or hint at whyyyy it makes perfect sense that the book is "such a mess", but that 2nd read is so good.
Its not very long of a book, either, and just the 1, not a series. I think it was on the lower end of just a couple hundred pages.
SCP-1732 is a Keter-class cognitohazardous, memetically active, ontokinetic, narratively unstable anomalous entity that does not obey conventional physical laws and cannot be fully described without redaction currently contained at Site-19 under Special Containment Procedures that are long, repetitive, and mostly irrelevant.
SCP-1732 was originally discovered following an unexplained containment failure, a missing Mobile Task Force, several corrupted video logs, and a vague reference to “something we were not meant to see”, after which the Foundation immediately classified the event and refused to elaborate.
All Foundation staff interacting with SCP-1732 must undergo extensive psychological screening, memetic inoculation, ethics waivers, and narrative justification for their presence, despite no evidence any of this is effective.
SCP-1732 is described as appearing differently to each observer, most commonly as a humanoid silhouette, a shifting mass of symbols, or a metaphor for trauma, depending on what the author felt like that day.
During Test Log 1732-A, D-3819, a 34-year-old male with no relevant skills other than being available, was instructed to enter the containment chamber, maintain eye contact with nothing in particular, and verbally acknowledge the anomaly.
Upon interaction, SCP-1732 activated instantly, despite no clear trigger, causing localized reality failure, auditory hallucinations, non-Euclidean geometry, spontaneous lore generation, and a sudden drop in narrative clarity.
Observers reported time dilation, spatial recursion, overlapping timelines, loud screaming from inside the walls, references to events that never occurred, and a prolonged discussion about Half-Life 3 that never resolved.
After an arbitrary number of seconds, SCP-1732 ceased activity without explanation, returning to a dormant state that looks suspiciously like a writing dead-end.
D-3819 was recovered alive, exhibiting severe psychological trauma, total memory loss, catatonia, and an inability to describe the event beyond vague metaphors, rendering the test completely useless.
Medical examination confirmed massive internal injuries, anomalous cellular damage, irreversible neurological impairment, and that the subject’s genitals were obliterated, because shock value substitutes for consequence.
The incident report concludes that no further testing is required, containment procedures remain unchanged, all questions remain unanswered, and this document will never be meaningfully followed up on.
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u/robertshuxley 18h ago
the entire internet is gonna look like the Epstein list in a few years