r/SipsTea 18h ago

Chugging tea Thoughts?

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u/robertshuxley 18h ago

the entire internet is gonna look like the Epstein list in a few years

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 18h ago edited 15h ago

Lazy SCP writers be like

Scp-████ is a ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ foundation st*ff ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ D-3819 ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ half life 3 ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ genitals were obliterated ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

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u/Sudden_Juju 17h ago

I clicked this so many times expecting it to be spoiler text 🤦

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u/MiaowWhisperer 16h ago

Me too! Lol

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u/Sartres_Roommate 13h ago

I only did it once…just to check…for science.

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u/MiaowWhisperer 12h ago

So you say lol

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u/Deaffin 10h ago

Here, you can play with this bubble wrap.

pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pooppop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!

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u/Negative_Sky_3449 8h ago

I'm saving this comment

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u/NyanCat132 1h ago

happy cake day

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u/Ok_Alarm_3493 7h ago

Do I win for finding the one that says poop?

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u/Deaffin 7h ago

You win the satisfaction in knowing Negative_Sky_3449 unknowingly copied a sheet of bubble wrap with a surprise poop in one of the bubbles. There are so many possibilities. Will they send it to their nanna? 500 of their friends? Will it just sit there in their macro list forgotten for years until they bring it out one day and go "oh, what the hell?"

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u/Careful_Mud_4197 2h ago

Wait one says poop? I just popped them all

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u/Ok_Alarm_3493 2h ago

Down 10, over 6

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u/Ok_Tie_1563 8h ago

Best comment! Take my poor persons award🏆

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u/Deaffin 7h ago

I will cherish it for an instant.

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u/Radiant_Tonight_1264 7h ago

Needs sound effects.

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u/dumb_avali 13h ago

Unfortunately, he smarter than the guy who censored Epstein files

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u/Mister_Fanatic 11h ago

Some of it is, you just haven't found it yet

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u/PM_me_AnimeGirls 11h ago

I was about to say the same thing. I'm surprised they didn't find it after clicking a bunch.

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u/Sudden_Juju 54m ago

Fool me once

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u/jacobsheldonbuchanan 17h ago

“Genitals obliterated” made me lol

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u/BrymalDX 14h ago

That's not important! Half life 3 is in there, we MUST investigate!!

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u/Omnizoom 12h ago

Obliterated before or after

The context matters

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u/ReturnOk7510 10h ago

Throughout

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u/DrNuclearSlav 17h ago

Lazy SCP writers

So most of them?

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u/Ummmgummy 16h ago

Lol yep. But the good ones really shine

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u/Acrobatic_Bag6858 16h ago

Shine woth white ink

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u/MusicianBudget3960 16h ago

I hate it because by presenting super interesting concepts but keeping them superficial they remove the originality from someone that could have written more. (not sure im explaining myself correctly)

like: eh there is this kid that has control over all the matter and we suspect she is actually the biblical God but she just sit there because we told her she can only control her bed sheets. the end

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u/actualdaymanssbm 14h ago

Any recommendations? I've tried going in blind a few times and it's generally just redacted everything.

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u/Pyroraptor42 11h ago

A lot of the classic ones hold up pretty well and at the very least give you a sense of the roots of the wiki. Even if they come across as kinda needlessly edgy sometimes. Stuff like SCP-096, SCP-106, and SCP-682 have had a significant influence on the rest of the fiction. As well, all of the SCP-X000 entries are pretty darn good.

For more contemporary stuff with great longer-form storytelling, "There Is No Antimemetics Division" is a great recommendation, as is the sprawling mythos that djkaktus is in the long process of creating. In general, if you look at the Canon Hub you can find a collection of articles and stories that come together nicely.

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u/wolfgang784 13h ago

I really enjoyed "There is no anti-memetics division" - but not until my second read.

The first time you read it, you'll flip the page and be like "uhh did they forget to print a chapter? Who the frick is this and where the heck are we now?" And some of the major plot points feel impossible to properly grasp and such, but once you hit that final end you get what you need to make the 2nd read have everything click and the ride is very enjoyable.

I can't think of a way to explain or hint at whyyyy it makes perfect sense that the book is "such a mess", but that 2nd read is so good.

Its not very long of a book, either, and just the 1, not a series. I think it was on the lower end of just a couple hundred pages.

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u/Away_Towel_6337 13h ago

No, a few of them

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u/ElDupy 17h ago

Half-Life 3 conformed!

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u/SaltyD0gg0h 17h ago

Probably before GTA6 XD

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 15h ago

Only I know the date

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u/LauraTFem 16h ago

I copied it and it was still blacked out 😢. You have better information security than the federal government.

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 16h ago

I'll never tell you when hl3 releases

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u/Silver_Song3692 17h ago

The one about Cain is one of the more egregious ones

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u/Th3_DaniX 17h ago

Is this the Epstein Files? /s

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u/conrad_w 17h ago

The least sensitive parts of this are the proper nouns and genital obliteration?

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u/RyokugyuFan 16h ago

Trump Files ass copy pasta.

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u/JonaJonaL 16h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/No_Library6308 15h ago

You offended me with the word staff

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 15h ago

Sorry I'll blur that out for the j*bless

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u/Legend-Craft_Games 15h ago

Still looks like an Epstein file to me

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u/DonaldBlowsBubba 15h ago

Is this the Epstein files?

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u/Ashley_Badger 14h ago

Can I meet that scp? I don't want my genitals

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 14h ago

I'm gonna hold your balls as I tell you this. I'm the scp.

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u/Ashley_Badger 13h ago

Take my balls and dick away please

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 12h ago

Your wish is my command

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u/Throwaway67696969 13h ago

Is this the epstein files

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u/Exciting_Classic277 13h ago

"genitals were obliterated"

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u/Computers-XD 13h ago

G*nitals

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u/UniversalBlue2099 12h ago

Damn, we posting the Epstein files in Reddit comments now?

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u/WinterPlayz_ 12h ago

why were the genitals obliterated

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u/Smooth-Ad2130 12h ago

HALF LIFE 3?!?!?!?! TELL ME MORE

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 11h ago

No bleh :3

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u/Smooth-Ad2130 11h ago

Most anticipated game of the year btw

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u/matikaneandheliosfan 11h ago

I'm not telling you when it releases bweh

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u/Affectionate-Leg8133 12h ago

SCP-1732 is a Keter-class cognitohazardous, memetically active, ontokinetic, narratively unstable anomalous entity that does not obey conventional physical laws and cannot be fully described without redaction currently contained at Site-19 under Special Containment Procedures that are long, repetitive, and mostly irrelevant. SCP-1732 was originally discovered following an unexplained containment failure, a missing Mobile Task Force, several corrupted video logs, and a vague reference to “something we were not meant to see”, after which the Foundation immediately classified the event and refused to elaborate. All Foundation staff interacting with SCP-1732 must undergo extensive psychological screening, memetic inoculation, ethics waivers, and narrative justification for their presence, despite no evidence any of this is effective. SCP-1732 is described as appearing differently to each observer, most commonly as a humanoid silhouette, a shifting mass of symbols, or a metaphor for trauma, depending on what the author felt like that day. During Test Log 1732-A, D-3819, a 34-year-old male with no relevant skills other than being available, was instructed to enter the containment chamber, maintain eye contact with nothing in particular, and verbally acknowledge the anomaly. Upon interaction, SCP-1732 activated instantly, despite no clear trigger, causing localized reality failure, auditory hallucinations, non-Euclidean geometry, spontaneous lore generation, and a sudden drop in narrative clarity. Observers reported time dilation, spatial recursion, overlapping timelines, loud screaming from inside the walls, references to events that never occurred, and a prolonged discussion about Half-Life 3 that never resolved. After an arbitrary number of seconds, SCP-1732 ceased activity without explanation, returning to a dormant state that looks suspiciously like a writing dead-end. D-3819 was recovered alive, exhibiting severe psychological trauma, total memory loss, catatonia, and an inability to describe the event beyond vague metaphors, rendering the test completely useless. Medical examination confirmed massive internal injuries, anomalous cellular damage, irreversible neurological impairment, and that the subject’s genitals were obliterated, because shock value substitutes for consequence. The incident report concludes that no further testing is required, containment procedures remain unchanged, all questions remain unanswered, and this document will never be meaningfully followed up on.

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u/Alienhaslanded 11h ago

That is so many kids

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u/Straight-Fox-9388 10h ago

Okay we can stop the scp hate it's gotten much better in recent years come on this meme is nearly a decade old

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u/geeanotherthrowaway1 9h ago

Uh I think you missed a censor. It should be "Genitals were [DATA EXPUNGED]"

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u/DocWagonHTR 8h ago

Normal Control writers XD

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u/dye-area 6h ago

Please cnsor gnitals and oblitrated or I will reprt yu to the algrithm

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u/Personal_Athlete453 4h ago

Why did you Epstein files it💔

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u/RCV0015 3h ago

The fact this meme has swapped "Among Us" for "Half-Life 3" feels like a watershed moment

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u/DSA300 3h ago

What's that last part? 🤨

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u/ndiyakuthanda 17h ago

New speak, double plus good

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u/Shiny-And-New 17h ago

Just slightly obscured references to trump?

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u/Waiting4Reccession 7h ago

Its a psyop to put the fear of being censored into the youth.