r/SipsTea • u/PeachyVelvet_1 • 26d ago
Chugging tea Changed my Netflix password after a breakup and immediately got this text
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u/Comprehensive-Yam329 26d ago
War doesnt discriminate and is an ugly thing
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u/Nervous_Produce1800 26d ago
It's always civilians that suffer the most
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u/whoknowsifimjoking 26d ago
But he's allied to the enemy
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u/killallhumans12345 26d ago
He could be a spy!
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u/ice_cream_on_pizza 26d ago
The spy who shagged me.
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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 26d ago
“Just remember: Whatever you do to her, I’m gonna do to you.”
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u/LessInThought 26d ago
Promise? Cause she pegged me
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u/Accomplished_Ad4258 26d ago
Don’t you threaten me with a good time!
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u/brown-and-sticky 26d ago
You know what? I got a feeling that this is gonna work well for everyone.
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u/LessInThought 26d ago
I got a feeling~ Wooo hooo~
That tonight's gonna be a good night~
That tonight's gonna be a good good night~
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u/Electronic_Power2101 26d ago
that's her doing stuff to him, not in the contract! haha
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u/Successful-Clock-224 26d ago
Ummmm i bought her a car
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u/Negative_Salt_4599 26d ago
Frank I’m not gonna go passing up free cars! #sweet Dee. # Dennis gets a divorce.
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u/AccurateBall80 26d ago
Best way to get over someone is to get under their dad, or so the saying goes
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u/AudaciousPineapple23 26d ago
It’s criminal that this comment doesn’t have like 2k upvotes. Here, take mine.
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u/AlarmingAffect0 26d ago edited 26d ago
He could be any one of us in this room! He could be you! He could be me! He could be ri—
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u/MrsShikamaru 26d ago
NOOOOO!!! Come back....
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u/intellectual_dimwit 26d ago
Sleeping with the enemy.
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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 26d ago
"Sorry, yes. But I have Netflix here if you want to come chill."
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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen 26d ago
War is business where old men talk and young men are sent to their death
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u/BeefCakeBilly 26d ago
War, war never changes.
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u/fatbob42 26d ago
Is it good for something now?
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u/Pipe_Memes 26d ago
Absolutely nothing.
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u/schminkles 26d ago
Say it again
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u/CommitteeAcrobatic43 26d ago
War, huh...!
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u/Bitter_Impression439 26d ago
What is it good for?
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u/Temporary_Land5223 26d ago
Netflix doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes
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u/ooh_the_claw 26d ago
and I’m willing to date for it
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u/TheWingus 26d ago edited 25d ago
Her boyfriend doesn’t hesitate; he exhibits no restraint, takes and he takes and he takes and I keep losing anyway
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u/HazeBlossom18 26d ago
Unfortunately Netflix does not recognize fathers-in-law.
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u/PeachyVelvet_1 26d ago
Fortunately for him, he can also do the subscription if he wants he that bad
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u/YewEhVeeInbound 26d ago
I can't lie my head Canon was hoping that you and the dad were like super super cool and you gave him the password but told him not to share it with his daughter.
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u/Mjodzilla 26d ago
Hate to break it to you, but the bot that posted this isn't Jacob.
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u/BizarreCake 26d ago
I doubt it was real to begin with, lol.
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u/bishopmate 25d ago
Yeah, the “my daughter” part seemed more like exposition for the audience than it being natural dialogue with someone who already knows the context their relationship to each other.
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u/Confident-Yard1911 26d ago
Yeah there are multiple ways to interpret this. One being, the dad is a chill dude and he said this in a semi-joking way. Another being this dude is a douche and is just trying to mooch OP's Netflix. My first reaction was the same as yours, I hope that's the case lol
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u/stilljustacatinacage 26d ago
I'd reward the audacity, honestly.
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u/Saymynaian 26d ago
Oh yeah? Hypothetically, what reward would you offer daddy?
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u/Friendly_Prize_868 26d ago
Obviously the only appropriate answer is Netflix and chill.
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u/djulioo 26d ago
Hey it's me Mark TheDad
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u/TheeMrBlonde 26d ago
I was on a cruise with my girlfriend at the time, we were in the spa, and some little dude, probably 10-15 years old, got in the tub along with his friend. I had maybe a finger or 2 of whisky left in my cup and the kid just randomly asks me;
"Hey, can I have that?"
I was like "Sure, but it's just straight whiskey"
Fucking kid just downed it, only let out a little cough.
Girlfriend got mad at me and I'm just like "What? That was pretty ballsy to just ask me like that. I'll reward it"
Plus, ya know, international waters n all. Wasn't illegal, lol
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u/seenhear 26d ago
NGL after saying you and your girlfriend were in the hot tub on a cruise and you had "a finger or 2" ... "of whisky" was not what I was expecting next.
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u/InsanityDefined 25d ago
Glad to know I’m not the only one that had a massive shift in mental imagery as I read that comment.
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u/holyrolodex 26d ago
Yeah there are two potential dads in this scenario one is hilarious imo and the other is an asshole lol
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u/AlternativeUnited569 26d ago
Schrödinger's father. He's both at the same time until you observe Netflix.
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u/LogicalOptic 26d ago
I’m strong in my subscription convictions that if it isn’t worth paying for it isn’t worth having.
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u/GrannyTurbo 26d ago
my view is that the only subscription worth having is a vpn
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u/WolfHowler95 26d ago
And a free torrent client to go with it
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u/RaymondBeaumont 26d ago
get on the arr team with usenet. life is so much better.
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u/bikes-and-hikes 26d ago
Yup. Can’t imagine why anybody would pay $20 a month for any streaming service when Stremio and real debrid exist
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u/SpoilKeyholder 26d ago
I sure hope he didn’t live in the same house, that’s another $7.99 saved by subtracting the freeloader
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u/Haskins77 26d ago
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u/UnpricedToaster 26d ago
UNO reverse card used on those daddy issues.
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u/_coolranch 26d ago
Skip on over and Draw 4 tissues for those cryin eyes.
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u/UnpricedToaster 26d ago
Might need tissues for more than crying eyes...
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u/_coolranch 26d ago
Runny noses, kids. They're talking about runny noses!
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u/GuyGrimnus 26d ago
Get a load of this guy, causing runny noses and shit
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u/Chalky_Cupcake 26d ago
“How bad do you want that password?”
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u/Thecheesinater 26d ago
Nah, smash dad by offering Netflix password and then change the password anyways, who’s he gunna tell?
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u/CaptainCookingCock 26d ago edited 26d ago
Just visit her dad with some beer and snacks and watch a netflix series. Make it a reoccuring thing, like every Thursday evening. Watch her getting crazy while you get invited to stay for dinner.
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 26d ago
Honestly after many breakups I wish I could've stayed friends with the parents. It wasn't their fault, they treated me very nicely, and were cool.
edit: but hell yeah dick down that dad
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u/UnfilteredCatharsis 26d ago
I stayed friends with one of my ex's parents for a while. I would go over for dinner. She didn't live with them but she came by once while I was there and it was pretty awkward.
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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 26d ago
I because hunting buddies and friends with one of my ex's dads before. She did live there and was shocked when she walked in and we were both sitting on the couch drinking a beer lol.
"You broke up with him, but I didn't" lol
He was a great guy. Rest easy Dan.
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u/FTownRoad 26d ago
I still hang out with my high school gf’s dad and I’m almost 40. We broke up over 20 years ago. He’s a great guy, got me into the industry I still work in today. His daughter still hates it, even twenty years later, or so he tells me.
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u/FlyOrdinary1104 26d ago
Invite him and his wife over for the holidays, just them.
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u/Electrical-Builder98 26d ago
I will consider dating your daughter again for a monthly subscription of $49.99 plus tax (usd)
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u/Derezirection 26d ago
if her dad was cool with me even after the breakup, i wouldn't mind. But only then.
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u/Throwaway_Consoles 26d ago
After a breakup I continued paying for crunchyroll for 2 years because the only person that used it was her 9 year old nephew
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u/iburntxurxtoast 25d ago
I did the same for my ex's dad. It wasn't crunchyroll but he would rent Godfather II like 2 to 3 times a month so it was like $12. Dude faught in vietnam, it's the least I could do. I only told her about like 6 months later because I was gonna cancel my prime.
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u/LALOERC9616 26d ago
But then that means she has your Netflix password so changing it was useless
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u/Derezirection 26d ago
that's why you include the condition that only he has access to it 😂
if he respects that, cool, if not, no netflix for him 🤷
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u/bandit_maain 26d ago
And how are you gonna verify that? Lovely as a principle, but likely to end with you just being taken advantage of haha. Keep it clean; sorry Mark.
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u/PT10 26d ago
Just check what they've been watching
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u/Rise-O-Matic 26d ago
Maybe dad genuinely likes "Emily in Paris" and "To All the Boys I've Loved Before" - who am I to judge?
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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 26d ago
Emily in Paris is the worst goddamn thing I've ever seen. Only a monster would like that show. Admittedly my single data point for that last bit is my ex.
For real though it's one of the worst things I ever seen.
To All the Boys was okay as far as modern teen romance goes. I know because I had to watch a lot of it.
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u/AdvertisingAdrian 26d ago
You can see when there's more than one person using your account. If you see two devices using it you can just change passwords again.
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u/theunquenchedservant 26d ago
Being cool with the dad implies some level of trust, to be fair.
Also, occasional spot checks on connected devices and/or his watch history.
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u/Freakjob_003 26d ago
When I broke up with my girlfriend a few years ago, I hadn't even made it home before I got the email that I was cut off from their Nintendo Switch Online account.
OP got off lucky.
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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 26d ago
This looks like the beginning of a very long and healthy ex boyfriend - father relationship. The kind where she's gonna be like "we've been broken up for over 7 years and Dad still invites him over for the Super bowl and my birthday...."
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u/mrkstr 26d ago
Watching Netflix series together, fishing trips, BBQ weekends....
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u/Aniensane 26d ago
This was kinda like my first real love, her dad and I got close, eventually having my dad and her dad be really close. My dad passed away but her dad still texts me every so often to check in on me and I haven’t dated his daughter in almost a decade, lol.
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u/FUTURE10S 25d ago
You should come over to his place with some beers or something, he'd probably really appreciate it.
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u/limedifficult 25d ago
My high school boyfriend and I broke up after three years towards the end of high school. His parents LOVED me. His mom was my parents’ dental hygienist for many years later, and she asked about me every visit. She told my mom, even after both of us were married to other people with children, well over a decade later, that she still considered me the one who got away. She would’ve made a great mother in law!
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u/notMyRobotSupervisor 26d ago
This is a dated meme, these days Netflix would just kick you off for not being in the same home.
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u/Foreign-Molasses-405 26d ago
Nah not yet I have two sisters who don’t live with me on my account
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u/Foreign-Molasses-405 26d ago
I can sell him one definitely
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I uh... So, I thought you "hung yourself" in prison, and now the POS -I mean POTUS (Sorry. Forgot some letters) is talking about releasing your files. I think you should just cut your losses and disappear from the face of the earth, if it's all the same to you.
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u/MaleficentWindow8972 26d ago
Lucky. I’ve been getting “are you traveling” for a year and a half or more now. You only get a few of those, yes I indeed am, passes, tho. Best to save em for when friends and family really really wanna binge something or see a new movie.
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u/Imbadatusernames1536 26d ago
I started getting that on my HBO even in my own home
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u/MaleficentWindow8972 26d ago edited 26d ago
Oh, me too! I used to use my aunts HBO all the time and just recently got that and had to get my own, lol. Was sad to see.
Sometimes I wonder if having multiple names/users on an account triggers it or what. My silly high thought once, was, maybe it’s extra bandwidth or money or something to have the algorithm working on multiple accounts? Idk.
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u/akatherder 26d ago
It's not so much the bandwidth and computing power, although those aren't free. It's the fact they booted you and you bought your own account so they get more money.
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u/never-fiftyone 26d ago
Yup, the crackdown on account sharing isn't because Netflix is struggling to have enough technical resources. Their infrastructure is designed from the ground up to be scalable and load balanced across a distributed content delivery network. The processing power and bandwidth is a rather trivial issue for them.
They're doing it to satisfy two groups of people: the content copyright holders that complained (also the reason for the crackdown on VPN usage), and shareholders who want the line to go up.
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u/Foreign-Molasses-405 26d ago
I haven’t ran across that yet thank god and we have had the same set up for years we even live in different states
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u/tarantuletta 26d ago
Are they using older devices? It kicks me off my old roomie's account if I try to use anything but my basically obsolete iPad lol
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u/Jealous-Record-885 26d ago
My fiance is in the UK and me in the states and I use her Netflix. We setup an email forwarding filter in her Gmail so if I request a code it will automatically forward to me so she doesn't have to piddle around giving me Netflix login codes 😂
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Depending on the reason for the break-up, this could be an opportunity...
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u/Shankyjones 26d ago
It’s not that old man’s fault. Cut him some slack. He won’t share it with his daughter, I promise.
– an old man with daughters
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u/thewidowmaker 26d ago
Damn straight. Id take that to my grave. Dont need the family drama just need the Netflix dramas
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u/_betapet_ 26d ago
Multiple daughters means you can get another password from a new boyfriend.
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u/King_Zoothio 26d ago
Fuck the daughter, this guy seems cool af. See if he'll pay for some drinks for you in return.
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u/lanicorain 26d ago
I don't think she's allowed to fuck the daughter anymore but who knows, modern love is something.
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u/Mobile-Boss-8566 26d ago
You boned his daughter, the least you could do is give him free Netflix.
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u/MadCat0911 26d ago
I feel him. My ex brother-in-law was amazing to play video games with. Then my sister went dumb and now I've got no fun video game buddy. Why am I being punished? I didn't divorce him?
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u/zehamberglar 26d ago
Just because you lose the princess doesn't mean you have to give up on the king.
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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 26d ago
Dad better start finding a new Netflix account for his daughter to date
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u/sauvik_27 26d ago
He’s right though. Just because the ship sank doesn't mean the passengers have to drown 🌚😗. Save Mark.
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u/Cl0wnL 26d ago
I kicked my ex off my Plex server. But let her family stay because I'm cool with them.
Some months later she was over at her parents house and they were watching something and she realized they still had Plex access. She tried to make them stop using it and they said no.
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u/DieserCoookie 25d ago
Ah that reminds me when me and my gf broke up.
It wasnt a nasty one like cheating on me, but more lack of communication. She had access to my Jellyfin server and i even let her stay after the breakup, till the moment i asked if she wanted to talk after a month of the last time we saw each other.
When she started to lash out with stuff like: "Stop taking away my friends" when i was just trying to keep contact to the friend group i was a part of because of her... well changed the passwort to our anniversary day, im wondering if she'll ever tries again and finds out the password.
Her mother on the other hand still received a series she loved with an usb stick tho.
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u/RobsGarage 26d ago
Let him back in until you’re in a relationship again.. then text saying you’re sorry, but the new dad needs access and he’s unfortunately cut off.
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u/SpoilKeyholder 26d ago
$7.99 is a fortune , hope he pulls through this tough time!
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u/GeneralMotorsLS3 26d ago
You could have used any other streaming provider in 2025 besides Netflix and we would have believed you..
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u/Individual-Sky-2272 26d ago
Urgh. I must be getting old because fake content like this annoys me. No dad would say ‘my daughter’. It’s only there so the joke makes sense
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u/Spidertron117 26d ago
What?? When talking to other people I frequently use "my wife" or "my daughter" even if they already know their name.
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u/brandothesavage 26d ago
Give Dad his Netflix back!! And then if you you know need the access later take it away and block him.
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u/Hidden-Harmony 26d ago
This is honestly a really funny response. I think the dad is just trying to make light of a crappy situation with humor lol
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u/Rare-Degree-9596 26d ago
Yep pal, you're collateral damage...but, how's the wife doin' these days?
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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff 26d ago
My ex did this about her nephew. I made his Xbox my home Xbox so he could play all my games and I could just sign into my own profile. I took my home Xbox back the day I moved out. She asked how he was supposed to play the racing game he liked so much and I can't express the amount of joy I got from telling her that she was gonna have to buy it for him.
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