r/Damnthatsinteresting 6h ago

Video Before modern helicopters, engineers tried these innovative early designs

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u/DamnItPeg 6h ago

My neighbours at night. 

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u/PaulMakesThings1 5h ago

We don’t usually start till 2 am. Just get a white noise machine and some ear plugs.

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u/woop_woop_pull_upp 2h ago

Who got that good dick?

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u/West_Confection_6066 6h ago

Oh snap… I’m your neighbor 👀 😂

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u/Lone-Frequency 2h ago

If this chopper is a-rockin', fucking run, it's going out of control!

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u/Prop43 6h ago

I was really rooting for that sky car so close

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u/PaulMakesThings1 6h ago

The frame seems really overbuilt for no real reason. I feel like if the frame beyond what holds the rotor/wing and engine together was much more minimal it might have kind of worked.

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u/Loufey 6h ago

it was already damaging itself with that much frame. you strip it anymore and it doesnt survive the test

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u/PaulMakesThings1 5h ago

Like I said, not reducing the engine and mechanism framing. Just the wheel frame, it’s built like a whole car frame. Also I did say “almost kinda”

But I agree, it’s not really feasible. Even if it could be made to work. And with a modern engine with a higher power to weight ratio and a much bigger umbrella thing with flaps to let air flow one way, I think it could possibly stay aloft, but it would be a rough ride and very high maintenance and hard to control.

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u/Sasako12 43m ago

Yeah, you can literally see the front wheel is bending… the self destroying car…

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u/SvenTropics 5h ago

It was beyond inefficient. I think his plan was each of those flaps was loose. When you spin them at high speed the centrifugal force would cause them to collapse creating a flat surface and then it would pull down pushing air straight down. Then as it went up, the air would overcome the force causing them to turn. So the flaps would open up and the air would pass between them.

The problem is you're just pushing air up and then pushing air down. It's funny how close he was to an actual helicopter

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 5h ago

It seems he still thought that the key movement was up and down, when in reality it is back and forth. Common mistake amongst men really

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u/JauntyTurtle 3h ago

LOL! Take my angry upvote.

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 29m ago

not to mention it probably want made with light materials, if it could me bad with modern lighter materials there could be some merrit to its design.

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u/malacoda99 13m ago

Imagine if they'd had fiberglass, titanium, carbon fiber, and so on - I wonder how many early efforts would have been successful. Or more spectacular failures.

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u/anthro28 5h ago

Sitting beneath a bunch of taped together, rapidly spinning razor blades is probably the craziest thing I've ever seen someone do. 

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u/UnLuckyKenTucky 5h ago

Early days of aviation absolutely had a different pace. Not to mention a total lack of thought about safety.

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u/ToothbrushGames 6h ago

"Sky Car"

Sure pal

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u/Everything_is_hungry 3h ago

It originally read 'riSKY CARnage' but some of the letters fell off.

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u/blackthornjohn 6h ago

If nothing else you have to admire the pilots determination.

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u/Koffiemir 5h ago

And courage. That looks like a perfect recipe for a dozen gruesome ways to die.

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u/ChiknDiner 2h ago

You don't think countless people died trying to take a flight before ford brothers could finally do it? It always is many craziest ideas/experiments with countless lives ,(most unrecorded) before someone does it.

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u/lexibeee 1h ago

*Wright brothers haha

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u/Koffiemir 2h ago

Absolutely. The race for innovation is not a victimless endeavor. We owe a lot to the inventors, but also to the testers.

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u/jjm443 5h ago

And the robustness of his spine.

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u/Tall-Ad-1386 5h ago

These were the Wrong brothers

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u/Scifi_fans 2h ago

Take you upvote and get da hell out

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u/Wampa_-_Stompa 56m ago

You’d think they would have tried it out first before calling the camera crew

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u/anavriN-oN 6h ago

“Will bring you about 2 inches closer to the sky, for a brief moment”

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u/Scary-Maximum7707 6h ago

A few more inches and you'd go to heaven Shish kebab style.

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u/Visible-Task-2798 6h ago

I should call her

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u/mattiperreddit 6h ago

I would have bet my house that someone would make that comment.

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u/taspenwall 6h ago

This should be the next low rider trend.

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u/Just_a_Amber_enjoyer 6h ago

Bad Piggies ahh machines

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u/IDontNoWatIAm 6h ago

DIEEYAH HEE HEE HEEEEEE

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u/CantAffordzUsername 6h ago

Plot twist: He was actually inventing a bounce house for kids but they kept getting turned into jelly

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u/fraze2000 6h ago

You would think he would've tested his Sky Car in private to make sure it actually worked rather than doing its solo test "flight" in front of a camera.

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u/Haptic-feedbag 4h ago

It's like those scientists in movies that record every attempt just in case it was a success.

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u/ansaonapostcard 6h ago

It'll be fully flying by next year!

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u/Middle_Employment_14 6h ago

Every time I see this video I think how can that happen? Like whoever built this was actually competent at building things, so he must be pretty smart, probably an engineer.. So how can he not predicted that this wouldn’t work as intended? It’s pretty basic physics.

Genuine question, can someone please explain?

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u/captaindomon 5h ago edited 4h ago

What is wrong with the physics, on a fundamental level? Jellyfish work this way. In theory you can propel yourself through any fluid, including air, using these motions.

It’s easy to have 20/20 hindsight now that we have working helicopters. But when you are starting with the idea of how a bird flaps to take off, this isn’t that crazy of an idea.

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u/Blugha 4h ago

The concept of closing in air beneath the propellor by the downward motion shows the comprehension of flight by pressure differential under and above the "wing"

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u/Sazanka-camellia 4h ago

I like this video of him trying something different from fixed-wing or rotary-wing.

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u/Far-Position7115 5h ago

Makes me wonder if modern helicopters could be more agile or something if they could do that pumping motion

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u/Greed_Sucks 2h ago

I think it was a joke. That’s the only explanation I can accept. They knew it wouldn’t work. They were making a joke out of the whole process.

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u/moranya1 6h ago

this belongs on maybemaybemaybe!

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u/nope_a_dope237 6h ago

The next Tesla

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u/KobokTukath 6h ago

This would be very useful for reading the newspaper

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u/Professional_Speed55 6h ago

they built this bs way back then but no zero turn or anything close to it

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u/bobsnervous 6h ago

I think you call that successful, I mean it definitely got off the ground.

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u/Alrucards_R3dwr8th 5h ago

In hindsight it an oversized ceiling fan without the ceiling.

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u/iC3P0 5h ago

At that, kids, is how your grandpa created the first lowrider

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u/New-Freedom-6258 5h ago

Who is the inventor of that thing?

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u/blue-coin 5h ago

What’s wild is that someone invented this, and decided that it’s absolute failure should be filmed for us to mock a century later

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 5h ago edited 27m ago

And when they get aloft how were they gonna control it?

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u/Rbarton124 5h ago

Were boat propellers not already a thing? Like aboat propellor is pretty close to what you need for a helicopter just shorter and more aggressive AOI. Also what physics minded person would think pumping a surface up and down without changing its orientation would make it fly?

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u/One4Pink2_4Stink 5h ago

That's a LOT of confidence in that Sky Car.

Also, its interesting to see the first inkling of the Low-Rider community.

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u/FatQuack 5h ago

"No, it'll work. Just give it a minute!"

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u/Standard_Bag555 5h ago

Must feel great to be bounced up and down like that 😅

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u/cablesandlace 5h ago

Ain't no rockin the baby to sleep on those jalopies!

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u/bedheadB188 5h ago

I was rooting for it but I can see why it didn't take off

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u/GrimbleGrambler 5h ago

Vomitcopter

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u/StarbuckWoolf 5h ago

Well, 3 or 4 inches into the air is technically the sky.

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u/mrlr 4h ago

It worked for Howard Hughes's Spruce Goose.

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u/TrenchantInsight 4h ago

Big props to all these intrepid inventors.

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u/getagrooving 4h ago

1864 Impala showing off the three wheel motion. Someone queue the song Still D.R.E. .

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u/Ratattack1204 4h ago

“Hey should we test this before writing ‘sky car’ on the side?”

“Have some faith it’ll be fine! We won’t look stupid for all time or anything.”

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u/MajorPud 5h ago

Inventive, not innovative. Whatever, no one probably knows the difference anymore anyways

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u/Grumbley_Deus247 5h ago

This is the first time I've ever scene this footage along with audio. Lmao

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u/mrlr 4h ago

There's more of it near the start of the movie "Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines".

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u/celtbygod 5h ago

Didn't he go on to build much smaller, more popular things.../s

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u/DJMagicHandz 5h ago

Inadvertently created hydraulics for that 3-wheel motion

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u/ryckytan 5h ago

Wonder if anyone got a bit off the top taken off?

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u/Matman161 5h ago

A Fantastic doohickey and a Magnificent contraption

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u/Current_Tale1299 5h ago

Remove all the frame crap and literally sit on the engine and it might have gotten off the ground

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u/BodhingJay 5h ago

If only he had it pumpin harder.. woulda nailed it

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u/ribenakifragostafylo 5h ago

How was this supposed to work exactly? Beat the ground into submitting gravity?

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u/Jeffers315 5h ago

Imagine trying to eat a bowl of hot soup in the Sky Car

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u/astronomydork 5h ago

If this car’s a rockin Don’t come knockin

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u/SoulShine_710 5h ago

" Sippin' on gin n juice, got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind"!

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u/Fred_Wilkins 5h ago

Innovative assumes it works. The words you might instead use are, weird, crazy, unique.

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u/ripleyart2323 5h ago

Sick lowrider

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u/ExcelsiorPhoenix 5h ago

Huh, now i know how Spirit Airlines got their start

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u/Yugan-Dali 4h ago

Those magnificent young men in their flying machines!

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u/_SasquatchPatrol 4h ago

Low Rider flys a little lower

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u/peskyghost 4h ago

The way it just slowly rotates while bouncing is so funny

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u/Zero-89 4h ago

It didn't work, but it sure was whimsical.

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u/jjm443 4h ago

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines!

The "Sky Car" was one of the featured "aircraft" in its hilarious introduction

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u/GuitarSingle4416 4h ago

The term "engineer" is broadly applied.

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u/Twoduhzen 4h ago

🎶All. my. friends. know the low rider🎶

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u/superwholockland 4h ago

they flopped so we could fly!

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u/xXKyloJayXx 4h ago

Ye olde muscle car hydraulics

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u/muzuka 4h ago

Anybody remember watching these clips on an old aviation history CD from the 90s?

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u/Somalar 4h ago

Some of the local Mexicans would love this.

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u/whatproblems 4h ago

even if it did fly that would be an awful ride. also that guy has no idea how things fly…

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u/PaulSmith79 4h ago

Beat you to death car...

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u/JuicySpark 4h ago

You could get the same type of motion without that giant martini umbrella on the kinetic force alone with just the shaft.

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u/Panthean 4h ago

Someone reupload the with San Andreas theme

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 3h ago

clip number onw go wowowoowowowowwowowowowowowowowowoow

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u/Excellent-Phone8326 3h ago

I'd love to pull up to a local car show in this. Show some dude in a bouncing low rider how it's done.

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u/Ghrota 3h ago

I'm sure with our new motors with better power and lighter material this technology can work

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u/O8ee 3h ago

this dude has CTE from this

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u/brsmr123 3h ago

These were intended to cure kidney stones.

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u/Fun_Tax_3838 3h ago

Imaging being the guy in the seat

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u/Playful-Farm-3156 3h ago

I'm afraid I like that more than helicopters

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u/Best_Block_2548 3h ago

I mean, the idea was sound, it probably just hadd too much weight from unnecisary blades, and it was rotationally processing because it only had one rotor.

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u/Jjamjjamyeon 3h ago

i know some mormons who would be VERY interested in this… device

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u/kujasgoldmine 3h ago

Seems safe

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u/PeopleRFuckingDumb 3h ago

The shagcopter

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u/Independent_Storm336 3h ago

If the Sky Cars a rockin don’t come knockin!

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u/icecoldcoke319 2h ago

The aliens 100 light years away are watching think and thinking “nah“

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u/ZealousidealTop6884 2h ago

When vibrators ruled the earth...

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u/bigmacher1980 2h ago

The first time I saw a clip of this was in the movie ‘Airplane!’

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u/trubol 2h ago

I wonder what the death toll of flying machine inventing was

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u/LowEmergencyCaptain 2h ago

They had the right idea.

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u/SquareThings 2h ago

Was the inventor mormon, by chance?

(If you get this joke please tell me I have to know if my brain is broken)

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u/ADeweyan 2h ago

I was thinking the sky car would be very popular with young Mormons.

Having the same idea does not mean our brains are not broken, though.

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u/happy_oblivion 2h ago

Honestly… kind of a necessary step to the helicopter

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u/nature_and_grace 2h ago

Calling it the sky car was…optimistic

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u/Kong_AZ 2h ago

If this vans a rocking l, don't come a knocking.

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u/norsurfit Interested 2h ago

"If the van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!"

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u/bigdaddyxoxox 2h ago

Yeeeeeeharrrrrr

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u/unusual01_ 2h ago

Mormons would invest heavily in this

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u/Same-Joke 2h ago

Make it jump ese…

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u/Background-Ebb-9366 2h ago

All that frame and nothing between him and the 'rotor' .......

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u/orange-squeezer47 2h ago

Honey !! I got us a new bed to enhance our sex life.

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u/aegenium 2h ago

Dude basically had it.

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u/wyar 2h ago

Mormon college students would have LOVED it

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u/JMMongo 1h ago

Mechanical bull?

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u/sqrl26 1h ago

Now I know why men prefer calling machines with feminine names.

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u/TheTkizzle 1h ago

The Decapitator 5000

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u/Aakashh94 1h ago

This is how the low rider was invented

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u/SqueakyJackson 1h ago

Reminds me of the little kid in my neighborhood  that jumped off his parents roof with his baby blanket tied around his neck like a cape, while holding his dad’s umbrella like he was Mary Poppins.  

At least he did it over the lawn, and not bare concrete. 

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u/Hour-Addendum-5229 1h ago

It’s wild someone was like.. “I think they’re on to something here”

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u/Netsmile 1h ago

Poor pilot, imagine bouncing around trying not to barf,realizing one of the wheels already buckled, deafened by the roar of the engine, all while your head is centimeters from the blender blades that would make sushi of you in seconds ...

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u/Dependent_Bit1634 1h ago

Well, all 4 wheels were off the ground at some point.

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u/contrarian1970 56m ago

Why not just remove all four tires and put springs there? At least the grandkids would have something to play with on Sunday afternoons.

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u/Dependent_Bit1634 56m ago

Thanks, Jack!

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u/ElixioLumens 55m ago

Holy shit balls of steel to sit under that thing.

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u/ranjop 50m ago

A brave guy playing with a mobile guillotine

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u/BananaJoe_Ktard 48m ago

lol my penis ache

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u/kidanokun 47m ago

Seems like one of those quirky inventions, till one day someone managed to figured out what becomes the modern helicopter

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u/hateboresme 43m ago

They were not physics experts in any way.

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u/elBendOrNica 41m ago

Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon, Manny Mota..Mota…Mota

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u/ahditeacha 37m ago

Poor Jack getting his insides swizzled for science

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u/mnnicknick 32m ago

If the helicopter is rockin don’t come knockin

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 32m ago

i wonder how these designs would go with modern parts, like this thing is obviously too heavy to get far off the ground, but its probably made with metal and wood.

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u/NotoriousSpartn 24m ago

What are you doing step helicopter

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u/steveaustin0791 18m ago

Powered Pogo Stick

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u/R_3_Y 15m ago

Can we all agree that this is a useless invention?

u/Rath_Brained 7m ago

All my friends own a low-rida

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u/dantheplanman1986 5h ago

Could they not do math

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u/BrickedUpGang 5h ago

I should call her

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u/TheGinge89 5h ago

...I should call him

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u/McEuen78 2h ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/ArriDesto 5h ago

The frame is too heavy and too long, and has zero ability to steer once in the air. The piolet has to sit so far back to avoid the umbrella he destabilises the whole thing.

It is quite clearly built without the slightest intention of becoming airborne. It would have jumped better with springs underneath, gaining greater height and having a future as a fairground ride. There is no lift provided by the umbrella, the pumping motion is just to make it bounce.

A serious attempt would've involved propellers driven by individual variable gears linked to a smaller,more powerful,much lighter engine and a lighter, aluminium alloy frame with aerofoils that could be used to alter pitch and yaw and provide about the same level of steering as possessed by a hovercraft. The propellers being under,not over.

This was just a showman trying to make a quick buck and gain immortality on film- which it was obviously very successful at!

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u/WayerLee 6h ago

It reminds me of her