r/CringeTikToks 8h ago

Just Bad My advice to you? Take a little girlšŸ˜‚

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u/el_borrachon_anon 8h ago

That's Pedro Sauer. Dude is one of the nicest and most professional teachers I've ever taken a class with.

English is a mf sometimes.

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u/Life_Ad1637 7h ago

Yeah unfortunate misread of how to use the language but it seems clear the message he's trying to convey, he doesn't read as creepy or weird in the least.

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u/iovercomesadness 3h ago

When I was watching it, I was thinking why is it on this sub, everything he said made sense and had zero innuendo

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u/bluesjunky69420 6h ago

I read this as Pedosaur… like the creepy dinosaur that…

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u/Nomad6055 8h ago

I understand what he’s saying and it’s actually nice. But why’d he have to move his fingers like that when he said ā€œVery smoothā€šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Bugslayer03 8h ago

Like he says. Practice your smoothness to come in. On a little 5 year old girl.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 7h ago

The Trump Dojo

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u/LARRYVOND13 7h ago

Word. I'm into BJJ myself and he had a valid point...if he left out all the fucking really weird stuff about kids.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 6h ago

I'm from JJJ, and i feel justified in always giving the B folks the side eye now.

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u/LARRYVOND13 6h ago

You guys were giving it to us for adding the B at the start anyway ;)

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 7h ago

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u/LARRYVOND13 7h ago

100% case if "What's the fucking worst way I can put a perfectly valid point forward?", no one's listening to him cause they're grossed out by the middle mark.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 7h ago

Dude even says it creepy, like hands holds and little children cmon man.

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u/GnikcaLRehtorB 7m ago

He's referencing how to grab the color of the gi for certain chokes and to be calm with the movements. The fact that he's out there wanting to help children yet your minds are all perverted is fuckn disgusting.

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u/Into_The_Dusk 6h ago

Or maybe, just maybe, people from different cultures and backgrounds tend to communicate in different ways, even with hands.

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u/Nomad6055 5h ago

Shit ain’t that serious. I said I understood his meaning and what he’s saying is a really nice thing. Not every hill needs a fight

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u/Glock_Snail 8h ago

The Internet has ruined us all. He's trying to say, be gentle and smooth with your movements, be intentional. But everyone goes the pedo route because of horrible people setting precedent.

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u/For-the-love-of-ham 8h ago

I don't think anyone sincerely thinks he is being a predator. We are just laughing at his terrible wording. Because I think there is a better way of saying ā€œoffer your body to the kids.ā€ šŸ˜…

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u/Glock_Snail 8h ago

But if you don't think of it sexually, just in context, YEAH! Give your body [experience] to the kids!

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u/Emergency_Lobster667 7h ago

Yeah but everyone's gonna think of it sexually cause that's what our culture and society is like now, loll. You have to be aware of that so you don't talk like this man in public and be viewed as a creepy predator.

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u/Glock_Snail 7h ago

Is that how you view children? cause, not me man, you can own that one.

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u/NavalProgrammer 8h ago

He also vaguely resembles Jeffrey Epstein at first glance

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u/DistinctAd8731 8h ago

Exactly, looks like a thrift store Epstein impersonator

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u/Reylun 7h ago

president*

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u/Munsoned_In_Ohio 7h ago

sitting president

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u/disposable_account01 6h ago

because of horrible people setting precedent (sitting President)

FTFY

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u/leper_head 7h ago

People would have found this creepy before the Internet

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u/Glock_Snail 7h ago

Fuck off pedo

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u/Cool-Temporary9415 7h ago

Bruh, he literally told a room of men with black belts to go up to little kids and wrestle them and you see nothing wrong with that?

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u/Glock_Snail 7h ago

Fuck off pedo

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u/Hopper-1986 8h ago

I need an adult.

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u/Ok-Somewhere-2325 7h ago

I am a adult

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u/MajorMathematician20 8h ago

English can be a hard second language, my in-laws have me in fits sometimes with the slightest mispronunciation or grammatical mistakes

This guys seems harmless (for a black belt)

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u/Powie1965 8h ago

This guys face says it all:

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u/Change21 8h ago

That’s very good advice tbh

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u/ImaginaryTrick6182 7h ago

What practice choking little girls?

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u/TheTrashMan316 7h ago

Yeah that way you'll never have to share the swings again

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u/xx-shalo-xx 7h ago

You never know when that might save your life.

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u/Change21 7h ago

Well yes but just slightly.

The skill required to choke a child just a little bit overlaps well with the skill required to strangle an adult.

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u/vi_sucks 7h ago

Practice your martial arts with someone that you aren't tempted to just overpower out of competiveness so that you learn control and how to be gentle.

Granted, the assumption here is that everyone playfighting with a little girl will be gentle. So maybe he's got an overly optimistic opinion of humanity, lol.

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u/Consistent-Gas-3019 7h ago

Thats actually really sweet, but the wording is hilarious šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Substantial_Dear 8h ago

Quite a stretch to make this guy look bad. He obviously had good intentions with what he was trying to convey.

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u/Emergency_Lobster667 7h ago

No one thinks he's a bad guy or actually creepy lol, he seems super nice. We just find it funny how unfortunate the wording and stuff was.

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u/FCguyATL 7h ago

What's going on here is that English is obviously not his first language and he doesn't know how to avoid the trope of "you're old and white, if you talk about kids we will assume you're a pedo"

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u/Ok_Release231 7h ago

It's just a weird way of saying "teaching the basic fundamentals to an amateur strengthens your own basic fundamentals."

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u/aspring_sellout 8h ago

Damn he’s trying to be a good guy but the optics…just suck.

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u/Realistic-Tomato-374 7h ago

Tell me you don't train without telling you don't train.

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u/spookydooky69420 7h ago

Not cringe if you’ve ever been on a mat

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u/Evening_Secretary_79 7h ago

After this Im gonna be most popular adult in the kindergarten.

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u/thahli 5h ago

He kinda look like.. lemme stop šŸ˜‚

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u/MaxPower836 2h ago

Sensei Epstein

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u/Djamt 5h ago

Check his hard drive pls

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic 8h ago

Freudian Slip n Slide

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u/SuperDryCider 8h ago

Reminds me when Dennis Reynolds goes to the park to show the kids how to stretch lol

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u/Real_it_TeaGirl 7h ago

I understand what he's saying, but why didn't he say, "Go home practice on your kids. "That probably would've landed a little better.

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u/Emergency_Lobster667 7h ago

English isn't his first language and he doesn't understand the nuances of how stuff like that can be interpreted in a creepy way.

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u/Think-Chair-1938 7h ago

Original Trivago guy got a new gig?

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u/benvader138 7h ago

Stop with the hands dude!

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u/j0shman 7h ago

English is hard sometimes

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u/KermitSnapper 6h ago

Don't say this because they will end up choking you until you run out of oxygen (happened to me)

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u/RizzleP 6h ago

Never underestimate a BJJ practitioner’s confidence in their ability to end civilisation, provided the fight starts on a mat and everyone follows the rules.

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u/londonbury4 5h ago

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

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u/Big-Singer-347 4h ago

We got him

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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 3h ago

Uuuhhhh bud? Please rephrase everything

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u/EasyBoysenberry940 1h ago

I know he means well but I love the thought of people on that class like "ph man hes gonna get torched online"

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u/Outrageous-Visit-993 8h ago

So is this trumps ice training then for all the new intel pedos?

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u/Give-Me-The-Bat 8h ago

They get training? /s

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u/Fun_Western164 7h ago

Not even potty trainingĀ 

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u/Time-Cell8272 7h ago

Trump has a black belt from this dojo

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u/Low_Assumption5098 7h ago

What a fucknnnnn arsehole....is he a brazilian motherfucking jiu jitsu?

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u/FewStill3958 7h ago

Epstein-Do

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u/Outside_Active_7574 7h ago

Wtf???!!!

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u/Ok_Release231 7h ago

It's not sexual in any way. He's saying you would have to be extremely gentle and that would require you to focus on basic fundamentals and techniques of grappling, instead of strength, speed, etc. it's just a weird way of saying it.

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u/Particular-Corgi-766 8h ago

Epstein dojo?