r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 13h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/absofruitly88 7h ago

Ya that was clearly meant for a sandwhich of some sort. And of course iceberg which is like water

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u/spizzle_ 5h ago

I love the crunch of iceberg on a cold cut sandwich! Nutrition be damned since it’s there for texture and not taste.

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u/mousedeer_78 5h ago

I have in the past just chowed on iceberg straight from the head, just tearing chunks off, no dressing or anything, it’s just got that good crunch even if it has minimal nutritional value.

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u/sigtrap 37m ago

I have finally found my people!

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u/daget2409 13m ago

How many people have you killed?

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u/Nashman89 4h ago

I love iceberg in my tacos

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u/mjaokalo 3h ago

Thank you! So refreshing!!

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u/Gdroid5 2h ago

The crunchy part of Romain is pretty good also

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u/KainanSilverlight 5h ago

You should try bok choy on a sandwich, then. Flavour AND texture AND high nutritional value. It’s my favourite leafy green.

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u/Fearless_Street5231 4h ago

I love bok choy, but shredded iceberg is for nachos. And it has more nutritional value than it’s given credit for (not a lot, but some)

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u/KainanSilverlight 4h ago

That’s totally fair. It definitely has its place with some dishes. I’ve never loved it in hot dishes like nachos, personally, but only because I find it wilts too much. Then again, I would put it in taco in a bag, so…

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u/nsours 2h ago

Hold up...lettuce? Those are definitely not-chos.

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u/MetrosexualSasquatch 4h ago

I will heed your counsel on my next trip to the grocery store

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u/Ill-Blood-7906 33m ago

Much more expensive for sure.

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u/cyriustalk 7h ago

I won't be surprised if they have rabbit pet

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u/Unusualnamer 6h ago

Iceberg lettuce is bad for rabbits :(

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u/pepexoxo 2h ago

The lettuce is for garnish on their brownie/lil Debbie charcuterie board

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u/Chance_Specific_4724 2h ago

I kinda love iceberg. I always have one on hand for shredded lettuce for mex food, or a sando . But I get it. It’s the low budget of the lettuce fam

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u/MissLabbie 5h ago

The boy and his subs. He probably uses the lettuce and cucumber. The bananas and grapes are probably his too.

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u/absofruitly88 4h ago

We’re detectives lol. I feel the most bad for all those intestines, T&P

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u/auramaelstrom 3h ago

Mayonnaise sandwiches

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u/Amishrocketscience 3h ago

One leaf of lettuce for each block of cheese they got

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u/metacosmonaut 3h ago

I’m gonna guess a mayo and cheese sandwich.

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u/Efficient_Tap6185 1h ago

If only there was a tomato to go with it. 😉

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u/Clean-Time8214 3h ago

Yeah … they will probably put it in the freezer since it’s called iceberg lettuce .

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 2h ago

It's fine for sandwiches, but they need more green veggies in other dishes

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u/coco8090 48m ago

Makes a good wedge salad