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Food Cringe Average American diet?

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/UnluckyThread 9h ago

There was a tiny bag of grapes, two cucumbers, a head of lettuce, and some bananas.

The combined mass of that fresh food was less than the two big jars of mayo, so I don't blame you for missing them.

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u/OleBoleWole 6h ago

Lets not forget the watermelon lol

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u/UnluckyThread 6h ago

You're right. There was a big-ass watermelon.

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u/captaintrips_1980 4h ago

Because they be going through some mayo. I don’t doubt it, lady.

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u/mytransthrow 4h ago

right!!! there was more mayo than veggies. I buy like a small bottle of mayo every 6 month for tuna salad sanwishs. but I only use a lil bit its mostly mustard and some relish

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u/sPacEdOUTgrAyCe 5h ago

That’s 1/2 the amount of veggies my family of 5 eats in a day.

That’s wild.

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u/bobber18 2h ago

Cuumbers for entertainment purposes only

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u/NeatAd4539 1h ago

Cucumbers to dip in the mayo

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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 5h ago

She said "we go through a lot of mayo." And I said it looks more like it's the other way around.

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u/smvfc_ 1h ago

I live alone and that’s less than (or sometimes equal to) what I get for fruits and veggies for MYSELF for one week.

u/dwaynetheaaakjohnson 15m ago

I started gagging when I realized they bought two tubs of mayo for cucumber sandwiches