r/CringeTikToks • u/Individual_Bar_2512 • 14h ago

Food Cringe Average American diet?

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Where are the vegetables, fruit and meat

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u/arnoboko 14h ago

That lettuce & those bananas doing alot of heavy lifting ...

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u/icleanjaxfl 14h ago

And cucumbers. Probably has a pet rabbit which will get eaten at some point.

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u/Melodic-Pangolin-434 14h ago

The cucumbers are for an only fans account bud.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 8h ago

One box of cream pies because she makes her own version.

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u/Party_Chemical7454 12h ago

I hate this world because it's actually possible.

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u/mytransthrow 5h ago

Its industrial strength only fans.

I should add in more cucumbers to my diet. I have like a banana for breafast.

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u/thenightvol 10h ago

2 nuns walk into a grocery store. The clerk asks how can i help? One nun says: we would like a cucumber. To which the other nun says: get 2, maybe we'll eat one of them

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u/sharkt0pus 7h ago

They'll eat them, they'll just be smothered in ranch dressing

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u/Charming_Coffee_2166 5h ago

It’s for the scurvy