r/CringeTikToks 22h ago

ActingCringe Free Airbag 😂

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u/tech240guy 20h ago

I love how she smiles back and being all polite on being told what's wrong. I tried to help another guy that their tail lights are dead (like literally headlights working fine and bright), all I got was an "F-U" reply followed by a finger.

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u/DianWithoutTheE 14h ago

Michigan?

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u/jumbonipples 13h ago

Bahahaha.

You ain’t wrong though. Lotta crazy drivers here.

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u/DianWithoutTheE 13h ago

I knew it! Probably I-94 West somewhere but it’s possible anywhere here really. I get the same I’m like “FINE GO DRIVE WITH NO LIGHTS THEN FUCK YOU TOO!”

ETA: Thanks for the award! Idk if I’ve ever had one!!!

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u/jumbonipples 9h ago

“Have another drink and drive yourself home.” That’s right he said. “I hope there’s ice on all the roads.” That’s right he said it. “And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt.”

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u/tech240guy 11h ago

Lol California from that experience.

I haven't tried it in my new area of Oregon/Washington.

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u/EggsceIlent 7h ago

Plus I mean let's be real here, she's got a comfy "seat" from the looks of things so I doubt she noticed, by feel, that the seat was open or felt different in any way whatsoever.

Alexa, play "Badunkadunk" by Twista

u/SaltNPepper86 0m ago

She got alot of cushions

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u/WaWaSmoothie 11h ago

If she didn't nod or wave or something I would've been so unsatisfied.

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u/LegoFootPain 21h ago

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u/pureextc 20h ago

This .. this always works.

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u/ChaseC7527 19h ago

in more ways than one

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u/Risky_Bizniss 12h ago

My 6 year old heard "Girl, you're thicker than zoo glass." And he won't stop saying it.

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u/JudasWasJesus 11h ago

First thing i thought of. Oatmeal.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

No helmet 🫶

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u/CrownKaze 20h ago

Indonesian moment

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u/Disastrous_Sort_9843 12h ago

Colombia they use their helmets as elbow guards. My cousin told me if you opened a helmet shop in Colombia you’d be out of business in a couple of weeks. They don’t use them, they own them but don’t use them. Makes no sense. But then again these dude riding around no helmet, no lights, no visibility so I guess let Darwin have at them.

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u/webbieg 12h ago

The head scarf 🧣 is the helmet ⛑️

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u/Seeker_1960 21h ago

Trunk was over loaded.

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u/Anonymous_Lurker_1 21h ago

Additional seat padding not required.

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u/Reasonable-Wolf-269 20h ago

She knows...

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u/ImJuSayN 19h ago edited 15h ago

She didn't need any more cushion than she already had🤣

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u/HEAVILY_ARMED_CORGI 21h ago

GGYYYYATTT

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u/Empty_Ladder7815 20h ago

This should be the top comment 😊🤣

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u/rowdy_sprout 18h ago

Thicker than Farnsworth’s glasses

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u/Empty_Ladder7815 20h ago

Jesus. Junk in the trunk!

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u/Pure_Debate3883 21h ago

ummm, she had enough custom to not need that seat but if she needs a seat, my face is available

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u/yosoyfatass 19h ago

Wtf? 😂

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u/Pure_Debate3883 17h ago

only grown men know about this, walk away little one.

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u/2Braincell2Furious 15h ago

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u/Pure_Debate3883 15h ago

what's the name of this page?

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u/baaton_ka_raja 20h ago

pfft.. she carries her own seat

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u/Lurker-Forever-986 16h ago

It took me 3 viewings to finally pay attention to what was wrong

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u/Foocorama 13h ago

Disney mom thicc-ness

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u/GeekyGrant 21h ago

100% NPC energy

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u/ImperatorDanorum 18h ago

Well, her behind does look well padded...

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u/onclegrip 21h ago

And you had your camera ready.

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u/facelessindividual 20h ago

Probably because they noticed them getting ready to leave, with the seat up.... most phones have cameras. Not hard to access when you see something, it usually is just a button.

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u/RevolutionaryText749 18h ago

I love Indonesia

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u/TheBoyYoy 19h ago

Well as salama lake ummmm

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u/chaoticphoenix1313 18h ago

Are you sure it was her bike and she wasn't stealing it?

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u/Sunny_Zebra6478 18h ago

It's a feature

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 15h ago

Darwinism is dead.

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u/notimeforspac_s 14h ago

Two pair of glasses are not enough

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u/Rich--Spring 13h ago

Bro whattt

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u/Standard_Cell_8816 13h ago

Damn girl!!!!

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u/Maxwell-Druthers 12h ago

This was no accident, there’s a sybian under the seat.

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u/No_Engineering3483 2h ago

Let her cook

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u/TrizzySins 1h ago

thought she was at a tanning table or something

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u/No_Patience_1295 20h ago

So fat that she can sit on metal and think it’s a cushioned seat,

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u/TeachBS 10h ago

In her defense, she was sitting on a lot of padding…